Zombytrope

There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user: 1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse 2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts 3. Normal

writing by AI proponents has the same disordered quality of online journals written by the desperately ill, with the caveat that the ill often seem like good people befallen by misfortune, and not craven maniacs who stole a cursed glowing object from a cave, refusing to put it back, as it ruins them

LEARN 👇

(for this post i’m doing an impression of a woman that’s been hit in the head very hard with one of the big swinging pendulums they use to test material hardness) you don’t understand. MOST democrats AREN’T running anti trans ads

*Clueless* I wonder who this was directed at

I hate Gay Halloween, what do you mean you're dressed as "Wallpaper-Eating Toad"

Anybody need a poorly iron on'd @briamgilbert.bsky.social shirt (medium size)? Community thrift has you covered.

If you drive like this, I don't really care what happens to you! I don't think drivers like this have the capacity to think of other people as living beings. The only decent function of prison is to keep people like this out from behind the wheel of their cars

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ITT: Hit dogs hollering

the nathan fielder discourse is incredible because it leads to interactions like this

The old games industry is dying. The new games industry is struggling to be born. Now is the time of absolutely batshit corporate decision-making.

Wistfully recalling the olden days when the entire internet went fucking ballistic over the PS3 retailing for $599

NATHAN: And you actually meant that? WOMAN: Meant what? NATHAN: What you said. About it. WOMAN: I don’t understand. NATHAN: “So big” was how you put it. Like, is that just something you say? To men. Or were you being honest, is what I’m asking. WOMAN: You just got an Uber notification. NATHAN: Ok.

Bloomberg continuing its time-honored tradition of employing the stupidest motherfuckers on planet earth

Steam carefully weighing the consequences of "our storefront looks like dogshit" against "we got a hundred bucks for every one of these submissions"

Holy FUCK You Can See Everything. What a god damn Film

One of my favorite sci-fi shows of the decade—of the century!—is celebrating its third anniversary today. Scavengers Reign was a shooting star🌠, poorly supported by HBO Max and then Netflix (as it was only available in a handful of countries), but I'm so glad this one season exists.

But also this should be shared again

Brianna Wu teams up with racist, racist muppet and disgraced priest, Dasha Nekrasova, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

I’m significantly further left than Abdul on basically every issue at hand here, but accepting the premises of the average burger-American? This is a kill-shot.

Welcome to the precession of simulacra, I'm something like your host

i think these guys should be thrown off a 10-story building. it's not a big deal because the average american will walk up thousands of steps in their lives.

Nobody who can't play this video game should be anywhere near government

It's sad, thinking that Ali G can still be relevant in a world that has Puderschmude

I look at this thing and I think, man, 12 year old me would have lost his shit! I can talk to the computer and Star Trek call someone face to face? Transparent Aluminum baby!! Today me thinks, no fucking way am I ever gonna let any of this spy shit in my house. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeQA...

i know a lot of people have chosen to leave the poison swamp that inflicts constant tick damage but since the Plague Baron stopped casting Rain of Putrefaction so often its gotten way better. plus all of the important conversations about rot and pestilence are happening there

human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

let me be among the first to say: lol, lmao, get fucked loser www.sfgate.com/centralcalif...

No, bombing Yandex has not impacted automated Russian trolling operations in the U.S.

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Systems designer: Playtesters didn't like feeling beholden to a to-do list, so I've left room for player-directed goals as well as emergent gameplay created by overlapping systems.

You’re completely right. I didn’t give you all the clues, mister policeman. In fact, I gave you false information. This wasn’t just a mistake — it was a crime — and it won’t happen again.

Calm down.

Was trying to figure out what cynical angle this is coming from before I remembered that these smooth-brained cretins actually believe that the computer can feel pain

Two old guys who, for better and for worse, have never turned down a gig in their lives

Castle Rat’s bassist, who is a plague doctor, splashed me with what I’m told is a forbidden potion of some sort. So I’ll shortly be undergoing a horrific transfiguration into some kind of wingèd beast.

to all the new people following me, hear me out first: fuck joe biden and fuck kamala harris, and fuck gavin newsom. 9/11 jokes are funny. free palestine. also, if you don’t like trans people, then turn around and leave. block me on the way out.

Streaming sucks shit. The convenience isn’t worth it for you, and it’s horrible for artists. Buy music.

Blood Work is one year old. Thanks for listening. bloodwork.show

I'm definitely not the first person to notice this but it's almost impossibly funny that the rechristened "Department of War" immediately lost a war

I went here and everyone had serious concerns about the safety of chickens making road-crossings