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This is insane Splitting the traditional NATO Allies is one goal of the Duginist strategy being employed around the world And I'm pretty sure it's too late to stop it Both Trump AND Musk and half the GOP are helping to end Democracy around the world en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundat...

starting to think he believes dudley do right is a documentary wtf is the obsession with this

Canadian here: Ignore him everyone, please. The bigger issue is what is happening to dismantle USA.gov. If this coup is successful we will have much bigger fish to fry. US is not gonna invade us tomorrow, and our politicians are prepared for any economic bullshittery from Trump. WATCH HIM. STOP HIM.

The man is outright looney tunes. When is his family going to get him the medical help he needs rather than letting him be the laughingstock of the world? Also, world leaders need to start walking away from him rather than treating him as though he were a functioning adult.

Jesus Christ...

THIS IS ALL COACHED BY PUTIN TO DIVIDE THE USA FROM OUR CLOSEST ALLY CANADA. And similar tactics to destroy all other close, loyal USA Trade/Military/NATO Allies - like Mexico, Finland/Greenland, Panama, UK, even Germany - by supporting the AfD Neo-NAZIs against the Liberal Democratic parties.

The only thing they need protection is from him.

No Trump you have been bad to everyone. Time to fire you Trump!!!!

Once again, Liar liar and pants on fire. the man doesn't know his ass from a teakettle

Cut the power.

It's because the US needs Canadian oil - without it, refineries will close in the US and cause major product shortages. And Canada has plans to raise defense spending.. And this 51st state garbage is getting old - at some point, Canada is going to get tough on the US because of this.

He negotiated the trade deal with Canada and Mexico during his first administration. So who's really to blame if it was a bad deal?

I see we are still winning at never taking no for an answer.

Fuck trump . Weirdo.

Canada, if you are listening, please tell us to go fuck ourselves.

This man is delusional.

That's all B.S. of course. He wants our stuff plain and simple. Just like a mafia thug shake down.

youtu.be/HHF9ONATi_U?...

no. i was going to respond. i can't, sensibly. economics are hard. headlines are not.

Donald Trump failed all of the economics classes he ever took. If he got a passing grade, it was because (1) he bribed the professor, (2) had someone else take the test, and/or (3) went to a school that never imagined that anyone could be so ignorant so they gave him a "Gentleman's D".

We would rather look to China than the U.S.

I found a book available in full pdf, so you can just download it to your phone or computer. ia800607.us.archive.org/16/items/ult...

There has to be one intelligent person in Dump's orbit, maybe X Musk, the 4 year old, who will explain that, of it happened, Canada would become ten states, not one that stretched from the Atlantic to the Pacific! Someone should also tell him about Puerto Rico voting down statehood.

Delusional!!!

The giant map with the large print edition version of the Gulf name, I swear to fucking christ

Canada to Trump:

Va te faire cuire un oeuf en Afrique du Sud avec ton boss Musk. Bizarre comme quoi les narcissiques ont le don de se décrire dans les autres sans s'en aperçevoir. Il est vraiment malade

Didn't Hegseth just say the US military can't even protect America?

That is almost exactly like a line I heard a while back. Genius has limits but stupidity has no bounds.

Vive la résistance!

Understanding tariffs 101 !

We actually need to be protected FROM you, as does the rest of the world, including your own people.

Hey #Canada, hope it goes without saying, but we still ❤️ you. I know this is no excuse, but Trump only says stuff like this because he has a very, very small penis.

Who is the US protecting Canada from?

Who is threatening Canada? Putin, Xi? Fine, we’ll just let that happen unless they pay up:) Or maybe it's Greenland?

Since the 🍊 🦧 is threatening everybody with his weapons …

This guy is Putin's puppet...🤬

And this: www.cbc.ca/documentarie...

So. Damn. Stupid.

He made the trade deal that is so bad. No one wants to join our shit hole country under his terms.

Please for the love of god let us get Greenland, Panama, and Canada as new states. I don't think he realizes that that is 3 more states worth of Senators and Reps who are not going to be Republican after all this...

Dear Canada, Please adopt us. Love, NYC ❤️

So he admits he has a list of "contenders". None of which is DC or Puerto Rico, I'm sure.

I have never wanted to reach through a TV to smack someone more than I want to smack FFOTUS. He's so...horrible.

And if Canada doesn’t agree?

Speaking of shitgibbons... I don't really approve of AI art. But sometimes it offers gifts. The hands are too big though.

Stay safe, and still celebrate! sporked.com/article/best...

nope, he will bury himself somewhere they can charge for admission and parking, more for RV parking

Awwww....plant him next to Ivanna

No, that’s too generous of a burial for him. Just toss his sorry ass into the ocean like they did with Bin Laden’s body.

The only attack Canadians are hoping for in relation to Trump is cardiac.

I guess that’s right. So they can plant him on the nineteenth hole

And masons and carpenters and journeymen

Totally agree. We could do the US brain drain .

Also Trump: Fire burn. Fire bad. There’s no way this lasts 4 years. I don’t know how this last 4 more weeks. He’s completely unfit for a Burger King manager job. (No offense to BK, I love your Whopper)

Hey Canada, please send Trump a list of the things that had to be defined as war crimes BECAUSE of the Canadian army. Like you don't have a huge army but you're absolutely terrifying.

Touché

“Very bad to us”. Seriously I think musk’s son, Twitter, has better grammar and language skills.

Protection from…?

I think harassing Canada also normalizes the likely US abandonment of Ukraine, in a way. Everyone beats up on their neighbors for no reason, right? 🤡

Exactly

I totally agree with you..smoke and mirrors.

But he’s threatening to grab the BB gun now so that we’ll take him seriously Our best move is to put him in a time out for four days by freezing exports of oil and energy. Then his own people have to get him in line. I bet he’s pissed at Kevin OLeary who was likely shit talking Trudeau for days

And pissed at this

There is also the fact that Trump is genuinely stupid and doesn’t know how trade works.

It’s too bad that nervous Canadians have lost our lifelong belief in undying friendship from the USA.

💯

Exactly

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inflation is going up. why not ask him about that?

All that makeup seeped into his brain…

Wait til we turn off that giant tap that he keeps referring to.

Those “l’s” are sneaky as shit.

Wish one reporter would ask “How is this going to happen? Are you going to invade Canada?” Jesus.

A key passage from Wikipedia, so not absolutely verifiable but...

Assertions (of greatness) and allegations (of ill-doing), neither of which every has ANY substance or evidence or support, but both of which are swallowed whole by MAGAts and many who aren't, no questions asked and excuses/rationalizations at the ready.

Oh look another incoherent press conference for the media to follow the shiny object while Musk and Trump underlings tear this government and the democracy apart. Wonder what the press ratings are since they craved the ratings so badly? Country be damn.

Nobody is going to annex us anytime soon. Every last one of us will go down fighting first, and we will punish forces that enter heavily. Many of us are already preparing for possible guerrilla warfare.

It seems pretty clear to me that since Trudeau said there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell of Canada becoming the 51st state that Trump is howling in the wind. Moron.

I don't know if the Americans are fully aware of the damage Trump is doing to the USA – Canada relationship. Your relations will never be the same again

Hypothetically we’d never have a republican president again if this were to happen…

We are CANADIANS. We don’t want to be your prisoner.

Trump is full of 💩 Is there any way to write Lie, not true, half true over these clips?

Canada—a resource rich nation, polite to a fault, nudged from its slumber by the howling chaos of a would-be emperor next door. Canada, jolted awake, now eying new pipelines, fortifies borders, and seeks new markets—belatedly realizing self-reliance isn’t just wise, it’s survival. Thanks, Donnie!

You unlock this door with the key of history. A land of maple leaves, manners, and a melody that swears “We stand on guard for thee.” Three times they vow, as a would-be emperor stirs below. But tonight, dear reader, the vow must change—“We stand on guard WITH thee.” Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

Hey #WayneGretzky Come get your boy you fu king traitor

He is certifiably crazy. Canada won’t take this crap from a lunatic

The draft dodging traitor, convicted felon and rapist, is ill. Very ill. And yet the media is silent.

Let's hear more from the 4-year old co-president instead...

never hated someone so much I've never met

Yeah, I remember he folded when the stock market took a shit last month and his bosses made him take off the stupid tariffs, USA needs Canada more than Canada needs the USA. It will blow up in his face fast

This Canadian's response to Trump

Canada is part of NATO. Its time to station some French, German and other NATO soldiers at the border - we are protected.

Never, that Tangerine Tyrant will be dirt bound if he tries.

Hey 🇺🇸, us 🇨🇦’s aren’t doing 4 years of this. Deal with him, or your economy is going to rival Argentina’s in short order.

Fuck his military, don’t protect us, totally fine doing it on our own with all of the 54 commonwealth countries and EU allies. At what point will this man face the consequences of all the terrible things he’s done in his life.

And they would vote for the Democrats.

The most significant threat to Canada at this point, and it’s not even close, is the United States.