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So, he lied, again???

White House down. 😎

Oh they gave the big boy a placemat to color on - look at him wave it around proudly at the table

What are they even going to do with a ballroom at the White House? Let people rent it for weddings?

Can’t wait for the incredible reviews of the giant cloud of dust it’ll make when it eventually comes down.

Dead Inside Rubio just takes it. Gah!

Rubio's face 💀

marco rubio doesn’t look … i was going to say well but it’s more like alive.

Every time Trump talks, Rubio throws up a little. He should be doing Prilosec commercials.

Yup

Odd and ignorant

When Donnie closes his eyes, this is what he sees when he dreams about his ballroom.

Forgot about the food garden 🙄

Anyone else see Marco Rubio leave his body?

Not only is Trump wrecking the White House a perfect metaphor for his presidency & our democracy, but the #TrumpCrimeFamily has a long sordid history of desecrating landmarks Can anyone stop him? 1- www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/momentum-b... 2- open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Great, I'm happy to see this! "Canadian writer Graydon Carter once infamously called Trump "a short-fingered vulgarian " in a 1988 article in Spy magazine, an insult that apparently still haunts Trump to this day."

The gentleman next to him looks like he'd rather be elsewhere.

Look at that miserable pathetic little Marco. Just sitting there glum, like a kid listening to his Step Dad brag about being parent of the year when behind closed doors he beats the shit out of him with a belt. What a sell out...

He knows way too much about this. This is clearly how they're keeping him busy.

I can't wait until we demolish this useless ballroom.

Which you had no authority to do, is unbelievably offensive, and against your promise that you wouldn't touch the East Wing. Also, that ballroom looks like it should be named Piss Hall.

The new Epstein Ballroom will be soooo beautiful.

It’s gotten “incredible reviews?” I guess “Tacky golden Versailles-wannabe box that some junior architect knocked out in an afternoon” is *a* review

Having a hard time refraining from expletives.

Un artiste ! ...

No one wants it at all, you orange fuck.

Did they take out his golden toilet in the private residence of the White House? Demolish it too!

I don't care if Trump takes down the entire WH. He touched it, it is tainted. I cannot wait for the Post-Trump America!

Poor Rutte, having to sit through Trump's endless self-promos.

Will be interesting to see if we still have a democracy (in which case the next Dem president will tear this down, donate the gold to charity, and announce that the US is no longer for sale) or not (in which case this donor-fluffing station will likely be permanent)

The Freudian slip, he actually means the United States.

😳😳😳🤦🏻‍♀️

Arrested him. Now.

The buildings are off balance and the gold is trashy.

Had to

So uh is he going to say the two wings are now asymmetrical

“It’s my house and I’ll do with it what I want.” That’s why people call you a wannabe king. Hey Donald. It’s not your house. It’s not your plane.It’s not your army. You are a traitor to the Constitution. You may have immunity now, but the Constitution says you can be prosecuted if you’re impeached.

SPOILER ALERT: Nobody wanted this ballroom but Trump.

I hate him so much. I hate him so much. God help me, I hate him SO much.

He’s actually doing a very decent job at manipulating the orange skidMark, as are the majority of the European leaders. I don’t envy them one bit.

Bet you’re right. JVL (Bulwark) has recommended the next Dem Presidential Candidate, run on demolishing that f*****g ballroom and restoring the property to “before Trump“ condition, including the Rose Garden.

lol Dems impeached him multiple times, and people like you sow cynicism to guarantee they’ll never have the votes to convict.

I‘d wager you are correct.

So matter of fact….

He’s full of shit! Don’t believe him. He’s a serial liar!

Weird * Christian fundamentalists voted for the mad king & the deconstruction of the Constitution & the deconstruction of the federal government. Christian fundamentalists voted for the deconstruction of the east wing White House. * Boycott the evangelical fundamentalists churches .

Watch Lil Marco.... Gosh is he embarrassed!

He's ready for all the choreographed questions with his props!

Apple donated to this destruction. Corporate phone: 408-996-1010.

I havent seen any incredible reviews. And he never go permission to do this.

Little Marco firmly planting his mind in alternative reality escapism. He actually looks ill. The sycophants are slowly realizing they are all doomed. Or the alternative is frightening and they realize they are in on it.

I can't wait to see every trace of Trump's slimy shit stains removed from the White House when he's finally gone. 🖕🥳👍 Both him and his Russian Agent, baby-incubator wife have tastes that are atrocious. No style. No class. No heart. No soul. Nothing. Just empty.

Why does the NATO Secretary General need to be there for this?

P. I. G.

In order to do it *cheaper* and *quicker* you mean...

Does he not know we have seen the photos??

He has no plan of ever leaving. He’s literally digging in.

Whose job is it to pull permits?

Where are your permits?

"We had to destroy the village in order to save it."

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OUTRAGE?

BIDEN!!! 😂

After the No Kings Protest. This is directly in response.

You’re on. At our grocery store that will buy a free range potato.

lil’ Marco looking like he’s never seen whatever it is that his owner is holding

Mister President. Mister President. Are you fucking serious?

Properly = ILLEGALLY

I hope it’s guilt.

Why is no one in the press corps asking how this can possibly cost USD 200.000.000?

Gold Mold

Sounds like a contractor Working on a house flip I think flipping Congress would be a better option

Only Cinderella goes to balls. Is Trump a Cinderella-wannabe? Is that why he's orange, he wants to be the Pumpkin Coach?

He doesn't know how to do anything properly.

Sounds like a great 2029 plan for the ballroom.

Nato chief Rutte should not be in this shameful setting. Period.

😂 Toady Rubio can’t even look at the King when he is talking! I hope he feels this pain forever!

No, going to stuff it full of Russian/Israeli/Chinese spyware

Fully agreed.

A lot of Presidents would have asked the people first if they could tear down their house.

...not that there was anything improper about violating a bevy of laws, ethics and decency.

When is this fecking nightmare going to be over?!

Fuckwit

It's not touching the White House because the White House is no longer there.

So much gold it hurts my eyes.

blah blah blah

Can someone please report the WH construction crew to ICE?

No-you just don’t build your stupid ballroom that nobody but your whiny a** wants.

It’s gotten horrible reviews and no one has ever asked for a ballroom

Making it up as they go

Waiting for Chuck Schumer’s strongly-worded letter that will stop all of this.

I hope they hit a gas pipe when tearing down the East Wing while the whole administration is present.

Also who are these people who were asking for this dog shit?

Oh, so it's like and metaphor...

This wasn’t needed at all. Not one bit.

There is a rumor running around that TACO is doing something to the bunker underneath what was the East Wing.

Because my cankles- I can’t walk good

Implied. Always.

They are too scared of him to say anything. If they speak up they get primaried and lose their job. They are too dumb to realize if they just pulled together they have the power.

The what should have been preserved as a historic building structure?????

After the ballroom is finished,a slide that goes from his bedroom to the Oval office will be installed.

This is going on all the while during the second longest government shutdown ever. Without irony, Trump was also the President during the longest shutdown.

Casual

Trump on the total destruction of the United States of America: "In order to do it properly we had to take down the existing structure."