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I had no idea one could get pregnant from anal sex.

His parents had a choice. Unfortunately for the world, they made the wrong one. But they still had the choice. Not sure Mikey understands the point he is making.

I once stood next to Donald Trump on a snow bank while city traffic passed by. Another opportunity missed.

So they made a choice. Interesting.

Fuck me, if ever there was a poster child for pro-abortion activists it's Mike Johnson. What an absolute waste of organs.

Good 2/3 of the country are wishing mom used birth control.

"A lot of people" should have tried harder...

Solid Snake back there needs to do us a solid!

I was wondering the exact thing.

No comment.

Going back in time with Doc and give his Dad a condom

I wish his dad masturbated more.

shame she didn't get an abortion

Why is my tongue bleeding right now?

Best argument for abortion yet.

His parents really fucked up bad.

My mama raised me to keep my mouth closed if I can’t say anything nice, so, I’m going to keep it closed on this one

we’re not glad at all

So close Whatever happened to his black adopted son?

They could have done the world a huge solid...🖕🏻🤷‍♂️

😹

trump already owns that title. Noem 2nd but Johnson can come in 3rd.

It’s a shame your mommy wasn’t an abortion fan

That’s how we got a 4 eyed weasel? speaker penis is as phony as you can get Prays to Orange Jesus or the other Jesus? Christian Nationalist and White Nationalist homophobe Exactly what his cult leader is The crowd around him are all in with the King of the Gold Crapper

When you're oblivious to the fact you are the poster child for abortion...

Fuck his parents

"Oh, and by the way, we won't give a shit about you after you give birth." - MJ.

Gosh, imagine a world without a Mike Johnson.

So he’s making the point that they had a choice. 🤓

Sure he was an unplanned pregnancy. I wouldn’t believe him even if his tongue came notarized

Oh great, we're living in the timeline where his parents made the wrong decision. God damn it.

We were so fucking close…

*abstinence. Curse my paws!

Where are his parents? I think we have grounds for a class-action suit.

Mikey, a coat hanger would have been their better choice, and spared us of the freak they brought into the world.

Ah. So Mike Johnson's poor decision making skills are hereditary, then.

He's also the product of an unplanned House speakership. 🙄

The cognitive dissonance is their superpower.

to be fair, they probably had no way of knowing just how big of a problem it was going to be.

Damn. Lost opportunity.

Too bad for us

accidentally pro abortion statement

"i deserve praise because my parents didn't have a choice" yeah ok mike

Dude, we already know abortions are good....

We all wish they would have aborted

Give me a break! I think you are telling a fib here or maybe a straight up lie?

Yeah, well the rest of us aren’t so grateful, Mike.

Are his parents not as religious as him? Was it an option they consider getting an abortion. I’m sure they could’ve figured out how to get one if they wanted it bad enough. But I’m of the mind that they were probably religious people and we’re gonna do that anyways even if he was unplanned.

They should have taken care of the problem.

as he makes the Pro Choice argument

We’re not.

And look what you did with that ‘chance’.

Good to know your parents had the freedom to make their own decision. That's all any American is asking. The right to self-determination. It's in the Constitution. Read it sometime.

I believe we are all eternal energetic beings, or "souls." So "he" would have had endless more "chances at life."

His parents should have the choice and nobody was pushing anyone to 'take care of the problem'. That part is bullshit (if it isn't all bullshit).

And the whole world is all the worse for it.

We however, are not

I am having second thoughts about their decision

Where's a Delorean when you need one? We have to go Back to the Future (TM) and stop that pregnancy!

The rest of us aren't.

He was the product of a jackal and a cabbage patch kid.

He knows he should have been swallowed and has been swallowing ever since. Also love the photobomb of that oathbreaker Crenshaw. 🖕🏼

Someone should aborted him right during that speech.

Bullshit

It’s not a coincidence that both Mike Johnson and J.D. Vance are out here talking about abortion today. Remember they want to force as much of #Project2025 on us as possible before mid-terms.

I will withhold the obvious observation here

I.want.to.say.something... 😳🤐

Anyone else care to voice their opinion?

That makes one of us, Mike

Opportunity missed

Johnson tapping his white trash roots

This is the one I was looking for.

Beat me to it.

Ditto.

I was born into the same situation and I have always supported choice. You know why? Because I know that every person, every family, has a unique decision. We aren't all the same and less narcissistic individuals understand this.

some people disagree

God we were so close

We're not grateful

Not sure how the rest of us feel…

His lineage explains a lot.

The rest of the world isn't.

I hate his parents as well now! 🤢

Understood- but he is falsely connecting his mother’s decision to Roe. If he was being honest (ha), his mother didn’t really have a choice.

Mike’s mom should have swallowed

He’s a Soviet plant.

He considers them sluts.

This only seems like a pro-life argument if you don't know who this guy is

The best parts of Mikie are a stain on his parent's mattress.

Oh man his mom made a terrible decision for our country and the world

What a failure

👍👍🤣🤣🤣

Uh they should have taken care of it,cause now we have that cringe asshole.

Irrelevant to the conversation without full testimony of your mother, Mike. You may be the one she's resented her whole life, and you have not "turned out fine"

We wouldn't have missed this rubber stamp in a suit.

He was a mistake from God?

That is a classic photo.

It’s hilarious. Lighten up.

Figured he’d say incest.

This is an argument for abortion, not against it.

What a huge mistake this mother made now we are paying for it smdh

Too bad he didn't pull out quick enough

The rest of the free world is eternally ungrateful for the decision your parents made!🖕🏼🖕🏼

it's incredible that he's acknowledging his parents had the opportunity to do the world a favor but they also had the freedom to *choose* not to

Hes such a criminal fraud he never was totally vetted this is why government was handed corruption in the wide open !

This is why condoms are essential

Mike Johnson is clueless. He is only proving why we need Roe.

Cool story bro

No comment regarding the wisdom of his parents.

Probably no coat hangers around. Yes. I WENT THERE

So… his little anecdote has absolutely no relation to Roe. Good talk, Mike.