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They don’t think the people they’re kidnapping are people deserving of rights.

Says the paper bag bribe man.

Should move the not to the first sentence to be true: "ICE is NOT a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process." Fixed it.

Cough *bullshit* cough

What a filthy piece of shit liar

It's 47 days; apparently Trump wanted it that way because he's #47. 🤮

Yet, here we are.

Where's that flying pig...

This guy is a bribe taking LIAR.

Nobody legitimate ever has a press conference to cry about how they are legitimate

Thats what Nazi said......

“ 🐂 💩 “

Not at all legitimate.

Sure, Tom, sure.

Good job, Homan. Donnie John is going to suck extra hard on your dick tonight.

Translation: That's exactly what Stephen Himmler demanded and that's what we did.

I think he meant to say was instead of is.

Doesn't every country use a masked, untrained army to enforce a misdemeanor?

Uhh whaaaat!?

This him? theintercept.com/2026/02/09/i...

I really would like better notification as to when it is Opposite Day than when l have to hear a Trump administration member telling us how things are going.

"Your eyes are lying to you. Just as they did the last time I visited a Cava shop..."

#Homan, a master of #projection. He's literally spelling out EXACTLY what they're doing, but adding "not" at the beginning. Dude, your denials are not enough. We have eyes. We can see clearly that this is exactly what you're doing. #TrumpFascism

Narrator: “Ice, once a legitimate federal law enforcement agency, scours US streets, disappearing people, and denies their civil rights and due process.”

They are NOT law enforcement they are immigration officers Captain Marble Mouth.

It's hard to comprehend that they actually think anyone is buying this 💩.

Dear humans, Please do not believe what you are seeing with your human eyes. Regards, DHS

"We are not doing what we are recorded doing, and what courts have found we are doing."

This goes counter to everything my eyes and ears have witnessed over the past year related to ICE and various DHS & DOJ thugs doing "law enforcement."

Sure, Jan

"We are a legitimate postal service. We don't spit on all of your packages or wipe your mail on our crotches", a top USPS official said, unprompted, in a press conference that he called today.

Who is going to tell him?

an innocent man wont have to say they didnt do a crime over and over again to prove their innocence. but a guilty man often does in attempts to justify it.

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That's exactly what you're doing. Is it Opposite Day?

Evidence to the contrary...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Ahhh, sure you are buddy. We've got the receipts.

He’s got to read the lies verbatim through his bi-vocals (Schumer style) so that he doesn’t go off script and accidentally tell the truth.

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Nothing says "abolish ICE" quite as clearly as using it's legitimacy as a shield.

Such Lies!

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A liar speaks

Still trying to sell that bridge?

... and yet, Mr. Homan, that is exactly what ICE is doing. Prove otherwise. Show your work.

“Donald Trump is the most transparent president in history.” There’s like a Cards Against Humanity size deck of statements like these the admin randomly pulls from before heading to the podium.

Nope. You’ve already committed multiple crimes against civilians. EPSTEIN

Except for when they do that, which is often.

My late grandmother would be so proud of her fellow Minnesotans. Both her parents were immigrants.

All credit to ALL of you in Minnesota. You all stood tall for everyone. And laid a blueprint for a lot of us to follow.

Fuck yes.

LIARS FUCKING LIE

Thus disproving the Liar, Liar, pants on fire concept.

Legitimate law enforcement agencies have badge numbers, their people show their faces, and they don't deny people their civil rights, or ship them off to some warehouse or another country without due process. They are also held accountable. NONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE a part of the way ICE functions.

Is it Opposite Day? Everything in that statement is exactly the opposite of what Homan says (or rather, mumbles).

Has someone briefed the agent terrorists?

Well yeah

Bulllllshit

That is exactly what you’re doing

Paper bag bribe says what???

Hire unqualified thugs with an inadequate background check and give them an unrealistic quota, and “disappearing people” will be the result.

#FuckICE

LIAR!

And yet…

He does know people got cameras, right?

Legitimate agencies: Don’t violate court orders Don’t wear masks Don’t deny Congress legal access to facilities Don’t intimidate and detain observers Don’t violate the Constitution Don’t celebrate when someone is injured

Try the veal, Schecky.

I'm surprised he was not struck by lightning, @thegodpodcast.com.

He's looking a little rough. Good.

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

How the f**k arent his pants on fire?

It's what you're doing that we see. Your words mean nothing unless your actions match them. Hint: They Don't.

Boy oh boy, they must be giving seminars in the White House on how to claim you’re not doing exactly what you’re doing and get away with it.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

That would be Lyin’ Leavitt.

Lord Haw Haw

well, he lied about that $50k, too. So why do people illogically put any credence in what he says. EVER.

That’s EXACTLY what they are doing ffs

To Homan, I say: Liar, liar, pants on fire!🔥🔥🔥

Cough Bull shit cough

… and every word of that is a goddamned lie

He’s gaslighting us. That’s exactly what ICE is. It’s an unaccountable secret police that follows an unlawful agenda.

The only response to this is how many criminal referrals have been made for ICE thugs violating due process of tens of thousands and ICE thugs committing murder.

WHAT due process?

So we know the opposite of whatever he says is the truth. Got it.

Again, don’t believe your eyes. We aren’t doing anything you and the courts say we are doing. Thank God for brave souls and cell phones.

This gives real “I’m a GOOD guy” energy.

[Holds earpiece] Wait, I'm getting an update here, it seems...

I call 🐂 💩! They are doing exactly the opposite of what that bugger is saying! He’s Trump’s Ho-man!

Should we all just poke out our eyes?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jv0...

Hey there Mr. I am a proud catholic. I as a good Catholic think you got something wrong along your way. Ask the Pope I am sure he will help you find the right path.

Ok, but thats exactly what you are doing, bud.

Sure, sure. And I'm NOT out here calling for him to be tried in The Hague for crimes against humanity. wink.

That's exactly what they're doing! Scouring streets, disappearing people, denying people civil rights and due process. Also beating and killing people. Why don't any media ever question these liars?!

"We were taught that the most dangerous part isn’t the extremists, it’s the people who stay quiet because they think it can’t happen here." www.youtube.com/shorts/7y0Xb...

He's basically saying don't believe your lying eyes. Homan, another sociopath in Trump's orbit, obviously doesn't know due process from a hole in the wall.

No you are Not. Yes you are.

Well, actually, Mr Czar, disappearing people, denying them their civil rights and due process is exactly what you are doing. In fact in the last set of MAGA excuses it was the shortage of judges that justified warrantless forced entry into peoples' houses. We've all seen the videos, Mr Czar. LIAR.

Bullshit grew legs and put on a suit.

And anyone who says otherwise has already been disappeared or will be shortly.

We know at least one of them is scouring the streets for $50k in a Cava bag. 💵

Cool, then as a blanket policy let people sue your boys for ruinous amounts if they misbehave. If you’re not misbehaving it doesn’t matter what the consequences are, right?

Yes you are!

BS-to-English translator: “ICE is an illegitimate federal law enforcement agency. We are out scouring streets to disappear people and deny people their civil rights and due process rights.” This is EXACTLY what ICE is doing. #NoFascistUSA

me when I'm a liar and a nazi