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What a fckn mess

By determination he means whim.

Translation: it will be the president’s whim.

Colin Jost scribbling furiously in his notepad.

At the whim of a demented child molester. bsky.app/profile/umbr...

Silent for what, 10 days? And THIS is what you got? Fucking losers

🤣🤣🤣

"Determination to Distract from the Epstein Files..."!

NO STRATGY NO PLAN NOTHING just a DISASTER

Is Headseth bussed yet?

No, it won’t be the felon’s determination.

Trump's America broke it, up to him to fix it.

This is what happens when you hire a drunk FoxNews idiots.

Only, trump doesn’t assume responsibility for anything negative and he’ll throw his subjects under the bus instantly for any number of asinine reasons. I wonder if there is a psychological or religious connection between comfort in trusting in god and the comfort in trusting in trump.

When the fuck is Kegsbreath going to drink the cyanide laced punch and make the world safe again?

Schrödinger's War

Does excessive Brylcream make you hyper?

Yikes! We are in deep shit

The disgusting amount of asskissing from the army if sycophants is sickening.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. When are they going to just start howling with laughter at him? When?

The entire Regime is reinforcing the idea that Trump & Trump alone is responsible for all decisions. They are either doing this because they genuinely don’t know what he will do or they are trying to firewall Vance/Rubio from the fallout of the failures.

Numbers are woke

What a strange way to ask taxpayers to cough up more money for a meaningless and illegal war.

Well that answers that

Talking headbot Hegseth. They’re megalomaniacs, right-wing nutjobs and evangelist wackos. Oh, traitors and war criminals with a smattering of PDFs. #SCOTUS owns this conspiracy disaster #WH @democrats.org

What a bunch of incompetent idiots. Causing havoc in a religious extremist war while the rest of the world pays for the damage. The rest of the world will not forget this. 🖕🏼US!

His favorite “I don’t know” synonym.

The war we have already won will be over in... pick a number, any number.

In other words….

Hegseth gives off Changs Bank vibes: youtu.be/CXDxNCzUspM?...

Is it wrong that I can't look at Pete Hegseth behind a podium and not see Colin Jost (and laugh)?

Betcha gonna happen shortly after Infrastructure Week

What a tool..

I feel so much more informed now, thanks 😒

Trump will feel it in his bones. Or if the Epstein files become a louder problem. Release all the Epstein Files! Tax the rich.

It’s criminal that the R’s in Congress are allowing Trump to make these decisions without consent.

Such an incompetent, raging man-child with an eternally punchable face.

* When will everyone admit Trump is a 80 year old dementia crazy old man, that is burning down the world economy & giving America's enemies comfort that are in a good position for a first nuclear strike on America. A dementia idiot surrounded by fox news appointees administration idiots. *

He's admitting that they have no idea what they're doing and are waiting for instructions from Bibi, Putin, MBS or whoever else is giving the orders for this particular fiasco.

Those soldiers signed up for this. Iranian (and Palestinian, and Lebanese, and and and millions of other) civilians did not. Soldiers are SUPPOSED to be the people who die in fucking wars and American soldiers die. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU VOLUNTEER FOR THE FUCKING MILITARY.

Nope

Respectfully disagree. We all let this happen. Do you think people around the world care who voted for who? No. All they know is that America created this nightmare and America is letting it continue.

Nope, not me.

Obviously.

I'd love to see Hegseth in a combat situation

4+6+6+8+3, so far

“The world should thank us for breaking the Strait…now they have the privilege of fixing it, so that we can then declare victory for not knowing what we were doing when we launched this illegal war…you’re welcome NATO…” - The 6-7 SecDef Can this getting any dumber? It’s as if lives aren’t at stake…

You could play clips from the last press conference and the one before that, etc, and no one would know because it’s the exact same shit every time.

Greasy swine

Stupid

Could be 420, could be 6-7, could be 69. It’s a number. Numbers are funny. Hahaha!

When trump feels it in his bonespurs?

Sounds familiar:

What's crazy is that there are so many Americans who believe this BS is ok. 😪

Was Bibi consulted about this?

Translation: we have no fscking idea what we're doing and no clear objectives. What a shyster.

"Four to six weeks, six to eight weeks, three weeks -- it could be any particular number." bsky.app/profile/atru...

In other words… when the President gets an off ramp he can spin as a win- we are done. In other other words- He has no friggin clue.

Competence is in full retreat.

It’s over. Competence lost.

Trust us, bro... Fucking Kegbreath...

Translation: “ Who is Iran? I never went on his plane. Never met him really. Ohh is that a Big Mac?”

Two weeks!!! Wtf

How pregnant are you?

You know who you don't hear about any more? Corey Comperatore, the person who died during that attempt.

Thats funny

What an idiot

POS needs to STFU!!! Nobody wants to hear what he has to say! 🤐🤐🤐

There‘s at least a Keg of oil on that head.

That's Numberwang!

The best part is knowing that, at the end of it, Hegseth is the one going under the bus for all of it even as Pete claims that everything's at his lord's whim.

Not the American people’s determination, as usual. We must do a better job at which asshole represents us, as usual, if we ever have that opportunity again.

Translated: “No Fucking Idea”

Time is an illusion.

🤡

And yet… in spite of this lack of precision… the stock market is up in first 20 min of day.

What an unserious jackass.

Yes, I hear he will feel it in his bones

This is just like Pizzagate, it's always around the corner, and going to blow your mind! The twist, they own the pizza parlor

Two weeks.

When the pResident gets tired of eating blood for dinner.

What a clown

Meanwhile in the War Room: Guy: Hey Siri, if we drop 100 bombs a day, how long will it take for us to take over Iran Siri: OK, how about a web search for inappropriate behavior? Other Guy: Let's just tell them "weeks" and add various qualifiers at each inverview

Such an unbearable arsehole.

The golfing, “oh look at my ballroom“ president?

Ahhh.. 🤔🙄 the determination of a dementia addled madman…GOT IT!

Bluto has spoken!

I seem to remember something about the American people getting a say in things.

Look, all we can tell you at this time is that the length of the war will be some number of weeks between zero and infinity. It will be a positive integer. Unless our president decides that isn’t how numbers work anymore. It’s really up to him to decide on the war…and on math.

He likes AI and thanks you for reposting AI slop.

That's the sort of precision I expect from the US military.

“I don’t know”

there is no "war"

46,683 weeks is my number

So, this is "vibe-warring"?!? We couldn't have dumber leaders if we tried.

Well thank God there's clarity!

I thought it was already over and won?

WTF ?!?! Is that the hand dance? The I don’t have a fucking clue what I’m doing or saying? That stupid FUX piece of shit should be on the front line getting his ass blown away!

“All sorts of numbers”

"We'll keep going as long as people keep asking about Epstein"

comforting

Look at history and see how many major wars were only supposed to last six weeks. Iraq was six weeks in and out. First World War, Japanese invasion of China, Ukraine. Worse when the guy planning it thinks he is a crusader genius but with the attention span of a goldfish.

Dumb talks about Dumber…

Perhaps Trump can declare victory now.

Like NOW it could be... not now.... but NOW.

So there are no actual objectives, just vibes.

So his commander in chief has no idea.