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their fairy tales are pathetic.

I call bullshit! My daughter is a server/bartender. I’m there every night to pick her up. I know practically the entire staff…..I guarendamntee this isn’t true!

Tax accountant here… I’ve done exactly 3 tax returns this season (out of a few hundred) where the no tax on tips actually benefitted the taxpayer. I’ve done many returns with tips up to about $1K, which really has no booming consequential outcome on the tax return.

And you know how we know that? Because he said it.

If even true, its gonna "feed" the gas pumps! Lying moron!!😡

They're all lunatics.

False. Liar. 🎃

Kevin is competing with Howard Lutnick to see who can be the most smug, arrogant, obsequious piece of shit that goes on TV for this administration

The "restaurant" was probably his home . . . .

Exceptionally not true.

Who has the most "obviously I'm lying" face? Hassett? Or Eddie Haskell?

Yeah, pretty sure he has to mean "how much did you make last month" and while $10k/month is better than a lot o possible options? Still not freakin' great.

I highly doubt this elitist prick spoke to any of the great unwashed.

He asked every waiter in a restaurant how much money they made? And we're supposed to believe that? I would also guess it makes a huge difference how expensive the restaurant is to start with.

Did he ask the waiter what they actually walked with? Because generally, you have to tip out the bar and the kitchen staff and bussing staff and sometimes if you have food runners, you have to tip them as well. 😳

Is this a joke? Leftovers from April 1? A SNL skit? Idiot.

Conversation that never happened. The help is invisible to people like him unless he thinks they’re going slow bringing out his Shirley Temples

Does this idiot ever stop with that shit-eating grin on his face?

What an absolute lie.

Sh|t-eating liar with the impish grin.

Really?

After hearing how much money his waiter made last year, Hassett stiffed him.

I can't stand to look at him.

Did they have tears in their eyes?

That's the stupidest thing I've heard all week.

Sorry, but MAGA is the very definition of =VIBES > REALITY, and I can't in good conscience or in sound mind play that game... But LOL!

Let them eat tips!

“I’ll take things that never happened for a thousand” Alex

That is so rude to ask any one about what they make but rude and stupid is what you do well

How do these clowns face their families after coming on and telling complete lies to try and please Trump. It's skin crawling, vomit inducing sycophancy.

Ask the restaurant owners how this is working? I am exhausted by the tipping culture. I don’t eat out anymore. Even on business travel I’m packing meal preps when driving or hitting the grocery when flying.

I think I want to call my salary "tips…"

Lies don’t pay the bills

How much money did they make…in a year? No way it’s in a shift!

What kind of drugs are these people taking?

He has such a punchable face. I swear that's a prerequisite for being part of the Trump admin.

Wow

He always looks like someone is tickling his nuts.

“A year”,most likely . Great economy?

Hassett lies with a smile. because he knows white Jesus is on his side

No way he’s talking to the commoners

This never happened. I also didn’t think the “no taxes on tips” is law. I thought it never got put in his disgusting ugly bill.

i bartended for 12 years and i would personally like to beat the fucking life out of this chinless dipshit

I hate this guy so much

Hasett is my fav for so many reasons. 1st he shares a tree office with a squirrel. 2nd squirrel is smarter and avoids dumb comments, 3rd Hassett says really dumb things very often. 4th Hassett says he doesn't care about consumer or 2/3 of economy and lastly, the moron thinks the war has no effect.

Like I would tell some rando how much I make. Fuuuuck. Did they tell him with tears in their eyes?

Wow this is the data that really shows America is the “hottest “ it’s ever been.

He needs to blow his nose and no, this didn’t happen.

Absolutely a true statement!! Just like I make $1.6 million a year shovelling shyte on a pig farm. Perfectly believable just like everything coming out of the orange turds mouth.

Yeah I ALWAYS ask complete strangers how much money they make and they ALWAYS reply. Things that never happened part 6475567

A) This is bullshit. B) He’s so disconnected from actual humans that he thinks the peons should be thrilled about living on $10k per year. C) Fuck this guy.

Ask them how much it cost to fill up their gas tank to get to work.

Everything is a reality tv show. Everything. Each buffoon in this administration, from Trump down, treats the country and this government like a multi level marketing scheme where all that really matters is performative bullshit.

I’m confused - is that their income for an entire year?

The no tax on overtime netted me and additional…….$600. Real life changing stuff there.

Things that didn’t happen, Alex for $500

The $3000 and $10,000 was for the year.

IKR

A temporary no tax on tips.

Yup.

Bullshit!

I had to read through it several times to figure out that he’s talking about savings from not being taxed on tips.

I didn't know you get that far with $3,000 a year in the US...

"This is really an economy that can't be slowed down" Weren't feburary's job numbers revised down 133k?

Easy follow up- "which restaurant? We'd like to talk to the wait staff"

Fully picture the scene he imagines, Hassett grabbing random the arms of waiters walking through the dining room to ask about their income. "Stay away from table 10, the guy is weird and asking really inappropriate questions; but the boss says he is somebody."

A-yep

I was just about to start adding this up because $40k in savings seems far fetched

I think the waiters meant that was their full year salary.

These amounts are total earnings for the whole year.

How much money did YOU make, Hassett? Off the backs of taxpayers, I might add. Because this is an economy that the blatant grift can't be slowed down obviously.

$3000-$10000 per day? Or per year? What narrative is Sir Smirks-a-lot pushing - that the average server is raking in $15K-$50K per week??

Like as if a waiter would chat to him…

SPOILER ALERT: He ate at home last night.

The wait staff at anywhere he eats at, is not discussing salary with him. They’re politely non-commital.

Temu Colin Robinson 🥇

The white house discovered crack.

What is he talking about? How much they made in what period of time? A week? A month?

If anything like this happened, which I doubt (though I can easily see Hassett pestering servers), they just told him whatever would make him go away.

I can’t afford to eat at those restaurants where the check is that high that 20% is that much.

But their health insurance went up $5,000 to $12,000.

Bs. Another”sir” story

How I would love to punch that face

every waiter? and they answered him truthfully? of course they did because they had nothing better to do than answer some rando white guy’s personal questions

Why does he always look do smug?

he's lying to make our demented president happy. it's not any more complicated than that

B.S.

They had to keep switching waiters on him to get through the night, I guess.

This did not happen.

This guy is terrible. Wow

Let’s assume this happened. I’m sure waiters blowing smoke up a patron’s ass could have no ulterior motive.

OK. Is that 3,000 to 10,000 per week (excellect), per month (not bad at all), or per year (that's criminal). Facts matter, dude.

I get taxed on my earnings Hassett Hound. What about me? Basing the pulse of the economy solely on wait staff seems silly don’t you think Hassett Hound?

How many answered, “None of your f**king business”?

That’s what Trump spends on diapers 🙄🙄🙄 What a disgrace to think this is good 🤬🤬

Per year?

Never happened.

🤣🤣🤣

What fucking restaurant was this?

I swear, that man's face is even more eminently slappable than Jared Kushner's.

Is this per year? Also, $7k difference between waiters? Sure.

Did you ask how much it cost to fill their gas tank on the way to work?

The most punchable face in America. Quite an achievement given the likes of Watters, Hannity, Patel, and Gutfeld.

WTF

Good for them. Now they can buy all the $10 bananas they can eat.

The most punchable face

Can’t be slowed down when you’re standing still

Kevin is as fucking insane as the old man. Where the fuck is this guy ever going to get a job again? Fuck

I really hate that shit eating grin he has

BS. If some stranger came up to me and asked how much money I made, I’d tell them to to f**k off.

A manager would have told this creature to sit down and stop interfering with the dinner service. Didn't happen.

Lying asshole.