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fuck off from the uk.

Oh thank you US what would we all do without you🙄 ffs

They attacked and hit the UAE yesterday

A French dome?

What a freak. 🙄

That "dome" didn't really do much for the attacks that happened in the last couple of days. The UAE was hit.

A real gift to the world would be this guy sent to mars.

The arrogance is astounding. And disgusting. What a small, small man.

Always good for a laugh when they make these totally out of reality statements for the slavering MAGA that remain. A sad laugh though.

If I had a way to make it happen, I’d extend the invite so that we both could [redacted] them together :)

Stolen, like everything else in America.

Sound like a job for Kristi Noem, the Shield of the Americas!

Oh, it’s a gift

The world just wants the Strait open. If we leave, that might happen.

Either Little Orphan Annie or an early Superman.

What a load of bullshit.

So desperate to be excepted. What a tool.

WTF - HE IS CRAZY

Jfc. This cringe shit was said out loud.

This is so embarrassing. The rest of the world can see this. It's so stupid.

Alcoholism is a mental health issue.Perhaps Hegshit is showing the early signs of 'wet brain'?

Pete Hegseth is a shitty human being. I challenge anyone to offer a single story about Pete not being a shitty person.

This guy is the cringiest of tools, it's incredibly painful to watch. Just phenomenally embarrassing.

I’m sure there’s a clinical term for revealing your most profound mental pathologies in your language style, but I don’t know what it is called

What is the price tag on this mess?

Iran disagrees

Have they kept the receipt?

It's a grift.

This is a guy who was hated as a kid & retreated into ... comic books? I dunno. But he's delusional AF & I suspect he always has been. How do my sisters choose to marry fools like this??

👍😂😂 B f-ing S!

WTF?

No, we haven't. That isn't true.

This speech was ghost-written for Pete. It is just as dishonest as his usual crap, but lacking his signature bombast, bluster, machismo theatrics.

Along with higher energy prices ,, and the world should be saying oh Thank you ,,, Such a dumb ass statement

SNL doesn't need Colin Jost. Just play Hegseth's clips.

Nobody believes this garbage

This guy. No clue

Yep

"now pay us or else".

Which movie is that line from?

🎯🎯🎯🎯

This cretin is completely obsessed and blinded by faux patriotism. Not fit to be SecDef.

It’s all just words. Stupid, stupid words.

GOOD LUCK to SCHOOL TEACHERS 100 years from now explaining to their students how a drunken tattooed sexual abuser and Fox "News" InfoTainment Personality Performance Artist was installed as the head of the Military. If he rubs it any harder, it's gonna fall off. Go have a cold one, Pete.

Maniac!

It’s always happy hour somewhere

Says the guy with scary cartoons inked on his body.

More like Wonder woman’s diaphragm 😏

dafuq..??

It's almost as effective as the Atlantic Wall!

🤣🤣

Will some one please shut this idiot up.

😂😂😂 when you have to cloak yourself in red white and blue it's to cover their traitorous ways. trump has done that with our flag, and the word patriot which now have been diluted to mean nothing.

Morning Drinking again?

This sounds like something they’d write for “The Boys” except it would probably come off as too ridiculous.

This is gaslighting. This is abuser talk.

He is such a dork

Bullshit!!

He speaks words but they have no meaning.

This mfr, even CNN is reporting on the fact that the US military has lost basically ALL its bases in the middle east because of the total inability to counter Iran's drones.

So why does stuff keep exploding? And this was not needed until a bunch of dangerous incompetents started an illegal war

Somebody needs to corner this guy and have him explain what he thinks would equal "success" in this unnecessary war of choice.

The open trade version of herpes. The gift that keeps on giving and the world has been fairly well f*cked.

If it works it will be a significant achievement.

🙄

The stupidity of this unqualified drunk is astounding and his fake bravado scares no one. He’s another clown like the rest of this corrupt regime

We have a new drinking game everyone! Red, white and blue dome. DRINK 🥃

It’s not working, Fox and Friends weekend host. As of May 2026, the Strait of Hormuz is experiencing a severe crisis with dozens of ships attacked, damaged, or seized by Iranian forces.

So, are ships getting through? No? So how does that qualify as a “gift” to anybody? Higher oil prices are a gift to American oil companies, not to the world.

He's watched to many StarWars movies 🤓

Fact is…Iran is laughing and toying with the pedophile in the WH and his band of drunks and incompetent lunatics. #TrumpIsWeak

How much is this costing the taxpayers?

LOL. No one believes that.

And we are keeping all the oil in so that America will have higher fuel prices..and higher food costs... .and farmers will go bankrupt..and a recession..please remember to vote for all Republicans that support these ideas..

I can only assume that Putin's whole plan is to use republicans to make the US the most hated country on earth. He is getting his money's worth.

Big day today - Hegseth, Trump & Rubio. Woohoo. Lots o' retching.

What an idiot.

Ceasefire Jeopardy! (Series, 2026 - )

Hegseth loves giving powerful dome.

As a direct gift from me to the world, I have wrapped a lovely argyle scarf around the North Pole.

how'd that dome work out for Israel on Oct7th? Bibi said theirs was impenetrable

Does he write this stuff himself? 😂

Hegseth proving yet again: Morons going to moron

TACO Tuesday - dome taken down www.cnbc.com/2026/05/05/t...

My god he is such an insufferable cunnyfart.

Hegseth is a piece of shit.

How is this real life? How are government leaders, grown adults, talking like this with a straight face?? How are their supporters not mortified???

Put the cork in long enough to utter a few words?

I cancelled Prime because who needs to watch "The Boys" when we have this guy cosplaying Homelander?

Seriously, somebody who knows: What is the clinical psychological description of his behavior? Grandiose Narcissism with ASPD?

Yeah…that sure sounds strategically and financially viable for an unspecified period of time. Meanwhile attacks continue.

YOU CAUSED THE PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU FUCKING MORONS

Give me a break … 🙄

🤮

I think he just wrote the next AI LEGO video to come from Iran

Is the dome fiscally sustainable? More or less sustainable that free healthcare?

Cringy ridiculous.

My grandmother had a little banty rooster like this bastard. He'd puff up his chest feathers and attack when your back was facing him. She dropped kicked him one day, and that was the end of his 'hostilities'. Kegsbreath needs a good drop kicking.

🤣

We are gifting the world while people here don’t have food/healthcare? This sounds like bullshit

To steal the words of another left-wing lunatic, Hegseth can get fucked so hard it kills him.

What a complete fulfill. He has zero self-awareness, everyone knows he's a joke.

is he drunk

He really makes it easy for all the comedy writers out there 🤣

DT will of course think it is a real dome. Can’t wait till he says it.

Hey buddy, can you repeat that while standing in front of a chart showing the number of daily transits of the strait since, I dunno, Feb 1?

Jesus FUCKING red white and blue MAGA 'Murican Christ on a crutch... FFS. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤡🫏🖕🖕💩💩

nobody asked for it yankees go home nobody loves you

Fuck he’s cringe.

there is now no difference between the propaganda of Russia and the US

Nope. The only thing you accomplished is creating world chaos. Thanks a lot, prick.