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I can’t wait for a president who doesn’t beg for diplomatic outcomes by tweet. Our country has never been weaker

RON HOWARD NARRATOR VOICE: He was not actually sad about it.

Which prize do they give out for that? A golden waffle?

I am not a horrible person, but it would not hurt my feelings if Senile Satan had a stroke.

And the dow will climb

The blockade keeps the strait open, even to Iran…? So who or what exactly is being blockaded…? 🤔

It's not like he's getting more lucid as he gets older. 🤷🏼‍♂️

How cute🤭 you still try to make sense of his babbling

“We have always been at war with ̶E̶a̶s̶t̶a̶s̶i̶a̶ Iran.”

Operation Epic Tantrum was all Obama's fault.

every post he makes has been fed thru an ai. do we seriously believe he's pressing 123, holding down,then sliding his finger over to the emdash 5 times a post??? — i doubt it

Just think of the intern in the basement of Mar a Largo wincing as he has to write half of the Conman-in-Chief's posts in block capitals.

If it's more than 2 lines long he didn't write it.

heydrich 😣 bsky.app/profile/camu...

Trump: Iran must agree to unconditional surrender by partnering with the United States in pretending that we never started this war in the first place and just go back to how it was before. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

It is spreading misinformation to create confusion.

Los norteamericanos le concedieron el mando del ejercito más destructivo del mundo a este deficiente mental ¿que podía salir malo ?

His skeleton...

😃🤣😂🤣 Puffer Bitch

🤣

Or, alternatively, incapacitate the potential aggressor with laughter.

🤣👍👍

Will anyone in GOP leadership stand up and stop this madness?

Republicans: it’s Schrödinger's War. The war is both ended, or still going on, and really when you consider it from a Constitutional perspective is not really a war at all.

Legendary? Really? He's clearly unstable.

When a marketer decides a new mission name will change the facts…..

This is getting old, Donald. Just send the aliens already.

I guess he's always hedging his bets with gaslighting and lies and saying two things at the same time.

Trump is having a really really bad day with his hands.

If the markets think this is “a deal” then the markets are sooooo fucking dumb.

Cool. I have to go get in the shower, put gas in my car for 4.99/gallon to get me to a job that doesn’t pay me enough to live… His ranting just makes my life harder. And I’m stuck. It doesn’t change how hard things are. That batshit lunacy isn’t enough for people yet. Survival is expensive.

Cute cartoon!

A waste of time perhaps but deconstruct the 1st sentence. "Assuming Iran agrees...to what has been agreed to...a big assumption...Epstein Furry will be at an end" Did they agree or have they yet to agree to a proposal? A big assumption is just a guess. I heard the non-war was over?

Also future and past together at last: “Assuming Iran agrees to what has been agreed…”

Gibberish, absolutely ranting of crazed demented lunatic

Other administrations conduct long, patient, nuanced negotiations without a lot of hype. President Donald J Dingbat conducts foreign policy via deranged, vacillating, incoherent posts on a 3rd rate social media site. How pathetic.

Legendary in terms of hurting world economy Legendary in using our weapon stock piles

They have to agree to what has been agreed to, don't you understand? I guess you have to be an expert in 5D Chess.

"Assuming Iran agrees to give what has been agreed to, which is, perhaps, a big assumption, the already legendary Epic Fury will be at an end, and the highly effective Blockade will allow the Hormuz Strait to be OPEN TO ALL, including Iran." (Just in case anyone is confused about our laser focus.)

Double plus good! The battles against Oceanana progress!

Incoherent statement right before the stock market opens. Enough for insiders to get trades in to make even more money.

Yeah, we're all paying attention.

And of course the markets - on cue - STRAIGHT to the moon.

War and Peace was pretty good, but in this case, I favour Crime and Punishment!

10 commas in 2 sentences.

war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength and now... to agree is to disagree

I hope that people are paying attention to the matter at hand, which is that the POTUS is checked out and incoherent. It is simply frightening.

I’m sure the Nobel committee is already looking for a box to mail him next year’s peace prize for this.

KusWit deals just a letdown after DimWit deals with Russia.

Only a draft-dodging moron thinks you can bomb your way to victory.

You know what happens when you ASSUME something... it makes an ass out of u and me. Do we really expect foreign policy to come from a social media app that NO ONE follows? #InfluencerInChief 🟠🤡

Narcissistic collapse anyone?

Wow... and I thought my mom was passive aggressive.

It's called babbling.

The constant clown

A lackluster Trump starts a war for no reason and then claims to have ended it? America currently has the worst president in the world. Get rid of him. Preferably into a deep hole.

This is the same tired shit he's been pulling since the beginning. ITS STOCK MANIPULATION! And the script hasn't changed at all.

He’s an incompetent lunatic!

Is this a good time to remind everyone of the plight of the poor people of Springfield? Are the Haitian gangs still eating the cats and dogs? Are the still taking over all the buildings?? Someone needs to check in on that situation.

Dementia does that.

The,lunatic,speaks,total,shite,as, always,

The strange phrasing is because what Trump is likely saying is: "Assuming Iran agrees to give ME what has been agreed to by ME..." It's just another way of saying give me everything or I'll blow you up. This strategy hasn't worked yet, and I can't see how it will work now.

“Agrees to give what has been agreed to”??? I’m sorry what? I’m fairly fluent in Trumpian and even I have no clue what that means.

Now, completely incoherent batshit lunacy is announcing completely incoherent batshit lunacy. It’s completely incoherent batshit lunacy, of all things, surprisingly, all of a sudden, out of nowhere.

Toddler Trump 👶 strikes again

This is why we all think Trump has no idea what he’s doing! This isn’t a real estate deal! This is our country and Trump better stop threatening and negotiate! It takes time and patience the one thing Trump doesn’t have patience! This negotiation will never happen if you don’t take trumps phone away

If he looks like a crazy uncle, swims like a crazy uncle, and quacks like a crazy uncle, then he probably is a crazy uncle.

I'm so confused. Hasn't the "already legendary" Operation Epic Fury already ended? bsky.app/profile/theb...

Is he writing these things himself?

Sounds like Iran called the shots!

It’s doing what it intended to do though

Oil prices just plunged, give it a day and the administration’s insiders will go long on oil 5 minutes before the bombing resumes. Yeah, I think he wants to be done with Iran but I don’t see him being rational enough to take the win and walk away … and then there’s Bibi …

Donald, I’m not in any position to attend to this matter, you evil lunatic.

You'd think that would be a news story.

The legendary epic fury.......

Ah, the old "I'm trying to understand someone who is incoherent" problem.

yes

Pity the negotiators trying to parse this drivel.

He’s got nothin

Whichever happens, he can say he was right. Malignant narcissists will never admit they were wrong, so why not cover all your bases up front?

He is so proud of himself for using 6 commas in the first sentence.

hmmm ass-u-me vibe

Schrödinger's Ceasefire

Shocked the Europeans aren't helping him fix what he broke.

At this point this is just him manipulating the market every week. Because the markets will never believe Trump lies.

Well, it's got to be one or the other. He's got the bases covered.

More market manipulation by this corrupt regime

Project Freedom

Aren't those the lyrics to "What a Fool Believes?" (Trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created...)

The immeasurable idiot.

Must be why the stock market is soaring👀

Trump knows that the one page memo of understanding is a precursor to a weaker JCPOA and is getting ahead of the absolute failure of epic fury.

It’s legendary alright. Legendarily bad.

agrees to what has been agreed to????

always with the posture and language of the abuser……

Schrödinger's moron.

I'm so sick of the dumbest people in America having the power

Like dealing with a used car salesman with a. Barking rottweiller, both of them high on crack.

Iran has set up a system for boats to access the strait already. They're charging fees. Period.

I will straight up fund you to find a new one

What is with Trump's "thank you for your attention to this matter"? Sounds like a landlord announcing to apartment tenants that exterminators will be arriving at apartment doors Mon-Wed 10-1.

*Yawn* I have no pearls to clutch. Sold them at the thrift store. Thank you for your attention to this matter . . .

Fuck Trump!

The Strait was open before you started this farce. What are you even trying to say, you lunatic.

And the markets will have a banner day and the rich get richer while we all slowly die. Love it.

Schrödingers cat would be jealous about him

If Iran still has to agree who exactly has agreed to this?

When reporting on what Trump says, that last sentence is always implied.