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Government by lies. 🤑

I mean, props to Johnson for being so incredibly bad at his job that he manages to speak the truth while trying to lie.

Women would like a word! Seeing that government is taking over our bodies! #MyBodyMyChoice

Republicans anyway, sure.

“Vote for me!”

Republicans to America: We're getting ours, sux to be you.

Then government should stop taking our tax money.

Lol - yeah like the private sector are so benevolent with their money that the Gov isn't needed. Give me a break. If not for rules in place by the Gov, Corps would rule the world. And they kind of are in the US now.

Their “small government“ wants to inspect people’s genitalia, control women’s medical treatment regarding miscarriage, birth control, pregnancies, send ICE into your homes without warrants, arrest US Citizens and have zero accountability to anyone for any reason.

The do nothing fuck shit up party continues to inspire

They ARE proving it.

"Don't expect the government to do anything because we're all a bunch of f-ing idiots. Oh, and don't get sick, get used to sleeping in a twin bed and start walking to work. We can't be expected to help you with EVERYTHING. Also, this is all Joe Biden's fault..."

He’s always making the argument that he and his coworkers should all be fired. Let’s take him up on it this fall people!

Republicans 2024: “Only Dear Leader can fix all your problems!” Republicans 2026: “Do it yourselves, losers.”

Fail. EPSTEIN

Turn it over to jesus, Mikey. Right after licking the ass of your favourite child abuser, criminal, and porn star fucker. How'd his ass taste Mikey? Like a catholic wafer, right? Do you take holy water at night and piss in the basin to replace it? You're a sick fucking christian, like them all.

His lack of self awareness and his cruel irony is off the charts.

Famine????🤡

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So their usual answer is "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" while they keep their boot on your neck

Johnson might as well just say go fvck yourself in that case.

Johnson is half truthful - he just conveniently omitted one word: REPUBLICAN government never works

Such a moron

Is it just me or does the blinking Foxbot remind you of the androids on the Harry Mudd episode of Star Trek when the humans said something illogical and they waited for Norman to "coordinate"?

Food Stamps was the most effective nutrition program in history. Until Trump murdered it.

Johnson’s cognitive dissonance here me of Homer Simpson stating beer is the cause of — and solution to — all of life’s problems.

It’s not the government that doesn’t work it is the Republican Party that doesn’t work.

Let’s try another federally organized way for the country and see what happens. Can’t be worse.

No, no. Turn everything over to the data centers instead. That's a sure fire solution.

The mind meld here is truly astonishing

Um. They are the government... The one that apparently fails? Finally, they own up?

So...they shouldn't trust...you?

I think he'd make an exception in this case. Mike Johnson literally stands for EVERYTHING that Jesus said was wrong.

Travel to Europe and see for yourself what a government can do for its people! (just an example of many)

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He's just shitting us; Right? They ALL, are just shitting us, huh?

Republicans want you to die to earn your basic human services, and if you manage not to die they’ll make constant cuts to your services anyway.

that's not working so well either

Free medical, a roof over your head, education with experience, food. Or at least it used to be

Or it seems to be serving navy personnel.

The nerve of these people, YOU are the damn government. The lack of awareness is just crazy. If the government can't help, then lets get rid of you, Mike, first.

Rule of law and order? ~ Epstein Files Transparency Act

I turn part of my paycheck over to the government; so if that’s not the answer then I’ll adjust my withholding to near zero. Like Billionaires do.

Also, Biden.

Sooooo, he's basically saying *so sad too bad*, right? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🤔😬

If republicans hate government so much why do they keep trying to run it? I hate these morons.

They never have fucking answers. Only complaints.

Because things are going so great? Guess what, it works if you actually want to help people, not just accumulate power and wealth.

Scandinavia be like

“Never works” is an easily disprovable assertion. We can all think of many times it did work, but we only need one example.

So his answer is “sucks to be you.”

The bribed corrupt Republicon working for the government has spoken !

I'll never understand the contradiction of "patriotism" and hatred of the government. The government should give you something to be patriotic about, like providing services. It's not patriotic to blindly hate your own government. They're supposed to represent you.

They really are domestic terrorists

Don’t be so gentle with them, friend. They’ll take that as a compliment. They *revel* in their own sadism.

We're not suggesting that dickhead.

I just think it’s classic that conservatives remember Regan quotes, but not the context or the policies.

And he didn't look that good when we were close to him!

And then Mikey added ‘sucks to be you’, we don’t work for you and ’we don’t care’! All hail the clown!

The Republican argument literally depends on nobody ever looking at all the other countries with better healthcare that are government run...

You *are* the government asshole!!!!

the answer is not to turn over everything to a fat orange pedophile who, by rights, should be spending the rest of his miserly, shit-stained life in jail

He is the fucking government. How do beaters not see this glaringly obvious hypocrisy? It will never make sense and I will never stop being enraged by its dialectic stupidity.

It’s true—in a Republican administration anyway, where the only function of government is to terrorize the most vulnerable Americans

Unless that's what the owner of the store told you to do, in which case you'd keep your job until the owner lost the place (Does that extension of your mwtaphor work?)

So more of the same, except worse as it cuts into quarterly profits? And you wonder why DSA and other groups are gaining ground, because you have no answer other than making it worse Mike. You offer nothing other than ‘trust us things will magically get better on their own someday.’

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What is the republicans alternative? No, this is the republican plan.

Republican economic logic: Complain government isn’t working > get elected to government > govern terribly > Complain government isn’t working…

so he's saying that we should stop letting the republicans turn our rights over to the government?

No, Mike. The answer is never vote for Republicans again.

Mike Johnson: with the Medicaid and Medicare and healthcare cuts we have made…young people can move in with their ailing parents and take care of them now and support their parents .

The other liberal democracies seem to be doing just fine with their government run plans.

Not hearing a solution Mike.

That’s why I turned over my porn monitoring to my teenage son.

Breaking the government and then telling people it doesn’t work is the Republican way

If the Republican alternative can’t explain how a 30-year-old working full time can afford a home, healthcare, children and a secure retirement, then it isn’t an alternative. Young people don’t need another culture war. They need an economic future.

More tax cuts for corporations and billionaires, that should fix things.

Shorter: "we are terrible at our job please don't give us more to do'

Well, we are currently under the Republican alternative. So, start with that. Not their ideal option which would be you are on your own, deal with it.

You’re the government, Mike.

"I am from the government and I'm not here to help"

In fact, we shouldn't even be turning over our legislation to YOU.

Mike Johnson needs to be booed in public until he dies

Should’ve been the Democratic messaging in ‘24 lol

Limited government? Are you fucking kidding me? This GOP administration is deeply and aggressively in the pants of American families every day.

”at least, while we’re in charge.”

Jokes on them, no young people are watching Fox!

“Sorry folks you’re on your own. Don’t expect some kind of communal organization focused on helping people to lend you a hand.”

You're corporate property, cradle to grave

Oh, the answer is “them that’s got shall have, them that’s not shall lose”. I guess he took Billie Holiday’s lyrics as gospel truth.

Rule of Law

"Ummm... I, I think, uh, you are the government though, Mr. Johnson..."

Says the guy who has spent much of his life in the government, and has done his best to make sure it doesn't work.

Can't someone point out to him that he is the government, and it is his job to make it work?

So I’m paying taxes why?

The republican alternative is to vote for democrats.

FOX NEWS: If you're a young person and you're trapped in a house with a knife wielding serial killer, what do you suggest they do? MIKE JOHNSON: Well, the answer is not to leave the house, because that never works.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

The thing that he doesn't say out loud is that these idiots believe churches will provide what the government won't.

Answer the question, Mike. You just said what isn't the answer.

Mike Johnson: "Just pay your taxes and shut up."

Then what do we need you for, Mikey?

Got to keep the lawless corruption for extracting capital coming, otherwise there might be accountability. bsky.app/profile/atru...

What if you're a poor young person who doesn't have well-to-do parents? What are you going to be "turning over" to the government?

Two things 1. What they put in place was doomed to fail and 2. We didn’t “get into a war” we started the fucking war Idiot Put clowns in charge Get a circus

Jump?

Fucking lying idiot......

It doesn't if it's run by fat orange lunatics.

Yes, if you get sick, either you pay or you die. And if you are " a good Christian", you go to heaven. Simple.

They have no ideas but somehow know that ideas that work in other countries won't work here. 🤷‍♂️

Seems to work for him