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.........Sure. And Rock Hudson was just very private, and the Village People were unusually enthusiastic about municipal employment.

And had actual talent. Dump has NONE.

Cary grant just said ‘hi’.

Donnie Trumponaitte 🤪🤣👸🏼

😂

He’s making a personal bunker to hunker down in after his coup in January ’29

Kind of thing a tinpot dictator would do.

ChatGPT just estimated that only 15-20% of Americans have *ever* attended a ball (excluding weddings and school proms). This sounds about right to me.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

“Only Natalie and Kegsbreath can go in the bomb shelter. The rest of you losers can suck on my cheap ass vodka martinis. Including you, Mini Marco.”

sounds like he’s getting a jump on planning a re-election party

Why hasn’t he dropped dead yet? His brain is barely functioning…

Follow up: "Will Natalie Harp be sipping cocktails in the bomb shelter with you?"

Ask about Natalie! Ask about Natalie!

You forgot stupid !!!

Is this moron aware that he’s currently losing a war to Iran?

Finally, we're getting to the history-repeating-itself end of the fascist regime where the loyal followers hide in bunkers while the world falls apart above them. But, then the world shrugs and gets on with the rebuilding and moves on without them.

I think I need a cocktail right now.

Do Diet Coke make cocktails now?

I vote no. Do Americans get a vote? No? Well, than I don't want to pay for it ya fat fuck.

“The two genders”

White Russian?

His?

Make no mistake, they might be distracting with “the ballroom” but they are fortifying the front of the White House, doors, windows and all other entrances. They’re rushing to build a military complex-WITH DRONES-for a reason. They have ZERO intention of leaving‼️

Can’t beat that combination.

Won't it be fun when we find out what the whole thing really was all this time? It's like the golfing, I can't WAIT to find out what that was all really about.

Of course it will. All the best bunkers have them.

Giving out information about the depth of a bomb shelter sounds really interesting. Especially if you happen to be Russian or Chinese. He's so stupid you can't make it up.

For reasons unknown Sky News (UK) has been covering this- whatever it is. I can't believe normal people are standing there listening to this unintelligible nonsense without cracking up. Please do something America, make it stop. Love from England.

and this benefits the average American how?

Is the “bomb shelter” another name for his diaper changing room ?

What could go wrong?

I thought the felon doesn’t drink?

Bomb shelters that can only be accessed by the elite WH staffers. Sorry, but that's not a selling point for me.

man it’ll be so cool having cocktails in the ballroom while a shitload of drones buzz just overhead. shouting to other heads of state over the drone noise, sipping a martini from McDonalds

There are SO MANY things I have learned from this douche that no one should even know. That he’s compromised the little things means he’s surely and frequently compromised the bigs things, too.

But hang on, if it's roof is loaded with drones and missile batteries, weapons, ammo, fuel etc. then one false move and it's a tomb. Not a safe place to be. Especially with Hegseth in the mix.

The White House is a protected civilian object putting military systems including weapons and munitions changes the classification to a military Target.

At the rate we're depleting our military stockpiles with his idiotic war with Iran, we won't have a bomb left by the midterms. Trump just wants that state of the art presidential shelter / doomsday command center under the ballroom to be able to coordinate and withstand opposition to a 2028 coup.

⬅️said was not gonna pay for it ⏪️obviously now paying for it

No kidding, right!

"Great for having cocktails..." For the privileged elite. The White House has been called "the people's house," which is really ironic, because you have to pay to get in, at very limited times, and no way is the general public going to have cocktails in the ballroom...

Whomever the next Dem candidate is, they should make an absolute campaign promise to destroy every one of the monuments Trump has built for himself. His self-aggrandising BS need to be erased from the history of this country!

Time for a remake of The Dirty Dozen or would that attempt at humour get me on a 'list'?

Thought he was told to stop building the "ballroom/bunker"? He's building a massive structure to have "cocktails" he doesn't drink. Whack job trump. "Bomb shelters"? He really thinks someone is going to "obliterate" the USA. He needs to go NOW.

Trump Media and WLFI will run cash no host bars.

Drinking and dodging!

*well-vented rooms for when he drops one

He's so desperate for that ballroom with the underground bunker to be built before the end of his term because he doesn't plan on ever leaving! He will lock himself inside and refuse to come out!! The man is a complete mental case!!

I’ll never believe he doesn‘t drink. Never.

If Biden did it...

The cards may be stacked against us now, but after November it’ll be a new paradigm.

Will it have hookers and blackjack?

Disgusting. We are allowing “it” to build his future hiding place. Jesus, we’re stupid.

Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of having a martini (shaken, not stirred) in a bomb shelter. And I know that I'm not alone in that.

The issue I haven't heard raised is this: How did he get out on his own to lead this 'tour'? What were the internal mechanics of that decision? Clearly he's agitated and likes to focus on the construction projects, which are familiar and give him comfort, but what actually led up to this?

Also Trump plans to hideout in ballroom if asked to leave after this term

Maybe we'll experience what Germany did on April 30, 1945! God willing.

How about giving us an exit strategy instead of a preview to your gaudy monstrosities, Marie Antoinette?

They’ll be dancing the night away to La “Bomba” while they throw Molotov cocktails at the 2028 transition team.

My two favorite things.

Safely having cocktails while the regular people outside are dying because of: - Affordability - Measles and other diseases - severe Weather due to climate change - Russia, North Korea bombing the US - add more…

112219632.0 👁️🎯👁️🔫50g.......problem erased....👍

Jesus, just look at that background

Another word for ballroom is dance hall and I think that's accurate

Because that's how a well-adjusted individual sells a new ballroom...

I presume they will serve only mocktails in the shelter so you can avoid getting... uh... y'know...

"The Bomb Shelter" is actually the name of the comedy club he wants to put in. Unfunny hack Tony Hinchcliffe will have a residency. Gutfeld can open for him.

Doesn’t the WH kind of already have that?

I see. Get smashed with a couple of drinks and hang out in the bomb shelter

He's trying to build himself a fortress.

How it turned from a ballroom to a military complex???? Oh, what a lying sack of shit. I know that's an incredibly redundant thing to say about this asshole, but I just can't help myself.

"You are cordially invited for an evening of cocktails and hors d'evours in Donald's bomb shelter." RSVP

We're all gonna need bomb shelters..

The American people will never be invited for cocktails. He wants a throne room for his billionaire subjects. The rest of us will be slaves in their deathcamps

Nope.. he puts the Dick in dictator.. what a fucking moron and the fucking people who voted for this absolutely stupid disgusting POS

We were lied to, every book movie & tv show we ever saw promised us that if an evil villain hellbent on world destruction popped up that they would be an interesting, intelligent, sophisticated figure, often petting a cat. Instead it’s just a dumb bumbling thieving bigot with bad hair & worse taste

Many possible meanings of "getting bombed." Cool planning.

Free Jägerbombs for all ladies under 25.

They told him they were trying to fo it for a hundred years? Who told him that. He is building Hitler's bunker and the ballroom is going to be where we hold the war crimes' trials.

Why do you need drones in your own country......unless you intended to harm Americans?

Most know trump’s pants are his “bathroom.”

He’s no Crazy Eddie

If he keeps telling bad jokes, he'll need a bomb shelter.

For the soldiers who had been stationed on the USS Abraham Lincoln, this was utter nonsense

Excuse me, but Sir you are the equivalent of a renter. You don’t get to renovate and by the time it’s completed your lease will be up

And how about they build something for all people over the bunker, and not just for mucky mucks.

There was already a bunker there. That's what they're rebuilding. The "ballroom" is extra.

Smart money says there's a 'Priest Hole' under the heli-pad!

How many food carts can they fit in there?

Ketamine appetizers? Pasta with meth pesto? With orangeclown pedobuffoon inside, we can only say that it has BUM shelters.

NO!!!

How secure is blathering about the construction specs? idiot.

He imagines having a party while Democrats try to break into the White House. He’s a demented child.

I thought he didn’t drink??

"Should we go to the bomb shelters after cocktails ?" 🍸 🥴😵

Is this military in the room with you now? Don’t worry America, you can’t afford rent, but his billion dollar gold plated classless ballroom WILL BE FINE.

I say we let him build it, give him a grand tour, and lock the door behind him. Make sure it's a full Cabinet tour, too. Maybe include the Congressional Heads. Real "Pharaoh is buried with his servants" vibes.

He isn’t building a bomb shelter for next guy. He’s not leaving alive.

Bomb shelter for me, but not for thee.

2 things you NEVER hear in the same sentence

May he die in it.

Work on the bunkerballroom is supposed to be halted, while a legal issue is resolved.. no..?

TRUMP IS TURNING THE PEOPLE’S HOUSE INTO A MILITARY TARGET…….

The world's most fucking dreary, tedious human being.

Would make a great Album Title.

The Gang Goes to Epstein's Island? 🤣

Young Flanagan turned very dark on his way to becoming Old Flanagan.

Cocktails for the few Self protection shelter from his wars

JFC