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I guess this is reason enough to name an aircraft carrier after him.

Is that the uniform he bummed off a classmate because the classmate earned some medals and he didn't?

Is this Natalie person the one that changes his diapers?

Sure would, but I think the most he could muster would be playing the triangle.

Donald, shut up and eat another cheeseburger, maybe 2 or 3. I hear they're healthy for you at 80 years old.

They sent him to the military school, because he was an undisciplined pain in the ass. So glad it straightened him out. 🙄

Is that meant to take our minds off the fact Trump is a 5 times draft-dodger and only ever was cosplay toy soldier. (And btw was only sent to a military school by his father because he was such a troublesome little shit)

Toy soldier whose parents hated him.

Some old people with a toy soldier 😂

If he was in the band he played the cymbals and everyone else in the percussion section hated him.

A little old for a Make a Wish kid isn’t he? But then again he’s always been a little slow to develop… just one more illusion to add to his list.

Actual member of the US military: "What marching band does he play for?"

I wonder if she'll find out the medals on stupid Donnie's chest were taken from a class mate? He's been a cheater from day 1.

Has she gotten to the part where The Donald "appropriated" a classmates medals for Class Pictures?

There goes the midnight snack.

Professional fluffer

Oh look, it’s dipshit donnie and the creatures that spawned him.

Trump thinks what he learned in this fake dress up high school is more than any soldier learns in the army. He is a moron.

Donald the Rexall Ranger. 😂

She is his personal “remember” that your iPhone does with your pictures.

No wonder Donald was so good in 'Home Alone 2', he got his thespian training while appearing in his High School musical, 'The Music Man'.

Decorated hero. 🤣

“….send in the clowns. Don’t bother, they’re here.”

Was that his halloween costume? LARP?

Trump can’t even get the chin strap on his vag neck. Pathetic.

The story goes he borrowed medals for these photo ops!

Trump as he nears death, looking back on his dreadful life.

Participation awards

They wanted him out of the house after disciplinary problems in middle school. It’s not a military school at all. They tried to make a military style program to discipline the kids and he barely graduated anyway because of bullying younger kids in his final year.

Didn't know Trump was a drum major. 😂

Is it halloween?

Where’s his Trumpet? 🎺

The Nutcracker. (h/t Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky)

They look uncomfortable having to stand near him. Must be the smell.

Laser focused on himself 24/7. It's actually pathetic.

Is he wearing his classmate's jacket and medals in this photo, like the other one?

Must of been before the old bone spurs played up.

His siblings referred to his time at military high school as a “reform” school for wealthy f-ups. No one could discipline him and his mother wanted him out of the house.

He thinks he's the real hero.

😂😂

No, Dr Frank'n'furter is still more believable as a human

Natalie in love with 1960s Trump. Trump still lives in the era before 1990 and probably doesn’t even know the color of her eyes

Nazis.

Old photos are a dementia patients best friend.

Which year was the Halloween party this is from?

Oh. Here he is in his reform school uniform…

Damn those pesky bone spurs.

She's probably editing herself into them.

What instrument did he play?

So pathetic

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.

Lol. Love the way the person just shoulder rolls to the ground and takes the pain.

These are the two horrible parents to give the world a horrendous monster!!

He dreamed of being part of the nation's most recognizable fighting brigade.

His mother is wearing 25 dead animals!

Aren’t U.S. presidents supposed to respect the North Korean military? /s

Apparently The DonOld didn't have 'bone spurs' when this picture was taken.

Pull that strap a bit lower and a lot tighter!

Trump so desperately wants to be a warrior without actually doing warrior shit. The cosplay presidency.

Wanna Be West Point

Aw! #CadetBoneSpurs!

What a doofus

You'd think she would know by now that this delegitimizes him even further, and makes him look like a clown even more.

Hmmm, wonder why Donald's hands are clinched in a fist?

Bone spurs must be giving him gip there.

I hope they're all reunited very, very soon.

I’m pretty sure I remember reading that the cosplay medals he’s wearing in the photo aren’t just cosplay (given by the Military Academy) but they weren’t even HIS! IIRC he “borrowed” them from another student (who rightly didn’t give a 💩 about fake medals).

If you squint, you can just about make out the medal for “I can make a bed.” How brave.

That’s a picture of him at that school where rich people send their fuckup spawn.

Are those award patches for family who donated the most to the school? Best makeup? Most likely to ruin the world?

His father would have paid off the Drill Sergeant

It was "my parents can't stand me" camp.

AI is Trump's friend...

Ooh...haven't heard that one

That was the borrowed uniform

Whose jacket does he have on

You do know that only the really out of control money people sent their kids to military school

He was born a loser and will die a loser!!

Oh look........it's the klan family!!

Bigly if true covefe

Look at that little pussy with the hat and sword who paid a doctor to help him avoid the draft five times.

Also not pictured: his actual jacket and medals He used someone else’s jacket and their medals for pictures.

bone spurs, but NOT Trumps. I'd love to see actual evidence of his.

This just shows how valiant Donald is, to soldier on despite the excruciating pains in his feet. He deserves to award himself the Medal of Honor. What a hero!

Being sent away as a teen because you're incorrigible isn't a brag.

Once a clown, always a clown.

LOL - his parents sent him away to this military school.... to be RID OF HIM in their daily lives. 😅 ---

I just noticed that he's wearing the hat wrong. The fact that the strap is really close to his mouth like it's muzzled on him 😂

Creepiest family in American history. If the travel back in time to prevent historical atrocities stuff finally gets perfected, date, time and location of this picture will be sold at an absolute premium. And so worth it.

He’s such a good boy!!

That explains it!

Fake stolen valor military style school for dipshits

One Nutcracker tin soldier and two zombies

Every time I see that picture I research why his face looks like that. Never have found a thing that explains it. Didn’t always look like that. Weird. Just weird looking people.

Damn his mother was ugly

Trump trying to portray himself as ex military. He has never served in the US military. He’s a draft dodger.

But his private war was avoiding stds. However, we don't know if he was truly successful. Toy fake soldier.

his parents were never more proud of the evil spawn they brought into this world...

Not even an ROTC school. This was just a “dress up and pretend to be a moron’s idea of what a soldier is” school. This wasn’t preparing for life in the military. This was just about keeping problem children entertained because their rich parents didn’t like them or have time for them.

And, wearing his roommate's medals.

Even if you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.

Nothing to see here.

Was he fighting for Napoleon or Russia in this picture?