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That dude with the bean can will vote Luthor in the next Presidential election.

This mf throwing beans

Unfortunately, we live in a reality where entirely too many of us can imagine our dads* throwing a can of beans at Superman. *not my dad, my dad is cool, but it's still not hard to imagine

oh no, bean dad...

My dad is not a hero.

this mfer throwin beans lmao

beandad strikes again

"And a Black teenager yelled 'THIS ***** THROWIN' BEANS' and everybody laughed"

Those are boiled peanuts

It was one of their dads

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

Huh have you seen 40% of them ?

Close enough welcome back Bean Dad

"I threw a can of beans at superman. To show lex luthor I was cool. And when I finally got sober, felt 10 years older, but fuck it, it was something to do."

Early in the morning Karl-El heard a row. He said the yanks are comin’, I hear the grumbling now. He turns around in wonder and what do you think he sees? Some drunk middle-aged asshole tossing a can of beans. Beans beans beans beans.

Bean Dad made it to the big screen!

Direct to mental observation for a full evaluation. Something isn't clicking properly, doc.

I can certainly imagine some of my uncles doing that 😔

Canned beans huh

This guy woke up ready to throw beans at somebody.

Beans?

Beans

My dad would yell "Don't waste a can of beans on that sonnofabitch!"

it was a bean factory

guy just walking around with a can of throwin' beans, just in case

#supershit

They threw beans on him.

Shat sure ain't cool beans.

he’s from Philly

Guy on the left is about to get cast as a young gentrifier in an Andrew Cuomo ad

i'd be like dad stop, you're embarrassing me

It tracks

Jim Croce warned you people about this

That does legit sound like something my dad would do

That’s soup. Soup for my family…

I whispered "soup for my family" at the theater

He was on his way to watch Cars 2 in the cinema.

Imagine your dad coming home from the grocery store missing the beans you need for dinner tonight because he threw them at Superman.

Bean Dad's final form

"I can't teach my daughter how to open this and it's your fault superman!!"

then the same guy should've thrown another shoe

Then he would have missed. There’s a reason none of us played catch with the man.

Spoiler: the beans instantly purée within the can and become the finest humus.

wow thats so messed up!

jfc

😍😍😍 how could I not know that character? My lawyer has informed me that, of course, I meant Captain Strong.

He would have, but lucky for superman and a lot of folks, we dont have to worry about him anymore

lol

And then calls him a cuck

I can see why they call him ‘Supershits’ online. Too busy eating beans.

I;m thinking about hurling thos Beans

We all know who he’s covering for

It's fruit cocktail.

Bean Dad winds up on the 2am Sunday slot on Newsmax…feuds with Joe The Plumber…

You don't tug on Superman's cape!

It was probably a can of Goya

That’s the owner of the Dallas Cowboys

Unless Superman went to my parents house my dad would never

Hey Malkovich, think fast!

Punching him

Unfortunately I can easily imagine mine doing this

Bean Dad in the DC universe is a low level super villain

This soup is not for his family.

He just came from the theater where he was watching Cars 2

THIS! This is why the internet was created!!!

If I'm alive and well, will you be there tossing a can?

I mean he’s not really eatin beans. Superman is eatin those beans in the back of his head

I;m thinking about thos Beans

Most powerful being on earth my ass, eat some beans bitch

Love to see him do that to Homelander next

Bean Dad trying to rehabilitate his image

A man who throws a can of beans at the back of Superman’s does not truly believe Superman is there to destroy humanity