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your mom asked the same question when i told her i just got done fingerbanging your dad

You're doing great, sweaty

Undeniably!

lol omg, so good some real “we all have 2.5-inch penises don’t we fellas” energy here

Girlcock 🤤🤤🤤

i've heard they have maps to the female orgasm if you're looking for directions

Hope this helps youtu.be/-gQ-hA_vF60?...

V good point, apologies

🏆🏆🏆

Nobody is suggesting you're literally grabbing your colleagues by their cocks and stroking them to completion - you understand that, right?

Jacks on, Jacks off

You are posting cringe

lmao

Did you think it was literal jacking off, Mr Smith? lol

Pretending to be stupid still makes you look stupid

You realise half the people ripping the piss out of you for this are from the UK, right?

Congrats, 3rd place in the weekly ratio feed!

Of course you don't

bruh.flac.mp3.ogg

Ask Ben Shapiro.

Hands, usually.

likely story. as if you haven't gooned to it for 12 hours this week alone

It's similar to how I jack off your dad

Join the FT, they said. See the world, they said....

Ben Shapiro levels of self own, Robert, well done Now leave

"wah wah wah why won't bluesky accept us, btw penis penis penis biological woman penis penis adult human female" you're a fucking loser mate

Ah, and you were doing so well. Adios.

You know this website has the juice when it prompts herbs like this guy to take their brain worm out for a stroll.

I'll bet you fuckin don't

Do your bosses at the FT know that you’re a filthy little pervert, Robert?

Sage advice.

Hey Robert, check this out

Brother I shall teach you if you like 👍

Keep digging.

yeah we can tell

and, please—his _father_ was Mr. Crab Fart. He's just Powerful.

Considering he wrote a song called “Sugar Walls” for Sheena Easton and used Kim Bassinger’s sex moans for a 25 minute slow jam remix… very.

Yes.

incredible work

LMAOOOOOOO

you deserve to sob

Oh my god

You really are all such fucking losers.

🤣

this is a god damn banger

Hi Professor Smith! Just a quick question: If Bluesky is an echo chamber, why am I seeing your dumb shit on my timeline?

Robert Smith admitting he’s never made a woman orgasm.

hope you enjoyed your stay on bluesky

MF admitted on main he still can't find the clit even when it's 8 inches long

not surprising

easy really. some women have cocks

usually you either rub her penis up and down with a loose grip or put 2 fingers in her vagina and move in and out while moving the fingers sometimes in a "come here" type of finger crook, while simultaneously stimulating her clitoris. usually if you ask her she will guide you on how. hope this helps

We already assumed you didn’t know, but thanks for removing all doubt about your meager prowess.

What

And now you will never know, as women the world over cross you off their list.

Grab her hog and pull, it's not hard if you have imagination