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Seems like a lot of effort just to have "Dancing with the stars, live from the white house" in 2026...

It would seem fantastical, and yet look at him beginning to literally tear down the White House. They SAY he means to build something else there. Well, he says a lot, but what he's doing is demolishing the literal White House as inconspicuously as he can.

Yeah, cartoon supervillains would look at Shitler and say “dude, too much. Too much.”

The whole day showed how GOP dominates propaganda What were people talking about Monday? Trump dropping feces in an A.I. generated video and demolishing the White House No Kings protests were nearly forgotten

IKR like a lot of things.

Well as the saying goes, truth is stranger than fiction.

It’s amazing how things are going about as bad, if not worse, than many predicted would happen back in 2016

This makes my stomach hurt.

I basically just do whatever I want in my books now. If someone wants to object someday, they can feel free.

Still thick. Very thick.

Something, something, eat cake?

Thank you @sbg1.bsky.social for pushing back on Kasich!!! He always has the worst possible take on everything.

"The rulebook is torn up now, and America is wiping its NASTY ASS WITH IT!" - Veep Never has a line from a show summed up these times as succinctly to me as this one.

Can't believe the Onion became a credible source for news now.

My mom, god bless her, has a tendency to look at things like this and go, that can’t be, someone must be exaggerating, or maybe I’m going crazy, or maybe the information is bad… idk, the zone is just flooded. 🙁 I’m looking forward to reconstruction 3.

Like a black hole of concentrated "fuck you, that's why"

But we can be sure that the media will minimize every detail to protect trump!

This is the kind of work youd read in 10th grade English like "Yeah yeah we GET IT"

Stranger than fiction indeed

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

“Let them eat cake” was a falsehood even as we live through its modern equivalent

This all over again, writ large. Your editor would suggest cutting it.

🤣🤣🤣

And he wrote the fiction. That's why it's so godawful.

You couldn’t pitch that script to a B-movie studio without getting laughed out of town.

Fiction writer here. Fucking tell me about it.

Let them eat yellow cake uranium!

so smart

Let them eat cake, he said. I say we reply as the French did.

"Let them eat cack"

nah, that shit's gold spray-painted at best

Honestly, I hope its a huge and visible scar that forever changes how the White House looks in everyone's tourist photos forever. May we never, ever be allowed to forget this shit, and the consequences of our vote.

100%

Or, to put it simply, DJT says "let them eat cake". Didn't turn our well for the last person to say this to hungry crowds.

President posts video of himself as crowned king shitting on american protesters from fighter jet is up there too. Succession writers nixing that idea at the table.

Fiction cannot compete with reality, these days

Don’t forget the AI video where he shat on everyone…

I have been saying bsky.app/profile/oliv...

it's a tragi-comedy. please let me leave the theater.

He learned it all from his dad: www.coneyislandhistory.org/blog/history...

Symbolism and reality!

If this was a show I would love it. I am so unhappy.

If our current reality were 20th C political satire, it would bomb. Too ludicrous.

FOR DRINKS AND COCKTAILS!!! The Trump response to Marie Antoinette.

🇺🇸 President Obama once wore a tan suit and they had pitchforks out. 🇺🇸 Destruction of the White House East Wing began today. Here it is in better times with better residents. Can you imagine how many more millions of marchers would have come out Saturday if this destruction had been done BEFORE then?

Sir, the big powerful man with tears in his eyes said, the peasants are marching in inflatable dick and frog suits, what shall we do? Trump: let them build dance halls.

It would only work in a surrealist or magical realist genre.

Exactly.

Apparently subtlety is only for cowards AND the historically inaccurate these days.

Feel like that’s this whole administration. If somebody had wrote a story with these characters in it, nobody would freaking believe it .

While posting a video of himself wearing a crown shitting on American cities

Just wait until part of the roof collapses the first time they use it. Because of course,Trump is telling the builders to ignore any and all building codes in order to get it done fast.

Desecrating a national monument. #IMPEACH

Wait! That wasn’t a load-bearing wall, was it??

WE NEED BETTER WRITERS

Satire to the point of absurdity

Ten years ago if these past few months had been portrayed in a novel, I would have stopped reading it because it would have seemed too ridiculous.

I mean the slop vid of him wearing a crown while driving a jet pooping on people is NOT good writing

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