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I want someone who will lead the charge against these people, break them and then run them down like Murat smashing Russians at Eylau.

are you going to go Noam Chomsky here and tell us that the reason multiple millions of people got killed in Cambodia was that there really were that many Rich Parasite Fuckers in tbe country who were useful only as compost

1. Get my pronouns right and 2. You genuinely can’t read if you think I’m saying the Khmer Rouge was a good idea, and you should find immediate remedial tutoring.

Maybe there can be some polymarket betting going on about their prison lives, with the winnings going to USAlD

Do know there's a 10 hour loop of 'pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows' out there on yu-tube --- ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4dS... ) And if you slow it down to like 5% it'll last ForEver and Sound Even More Horrible - That would be my choice -

Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" nonstop

Play YMCA non-stop. They can all do the jerking-off-two-invisible-dicks dance. Put a little pep in their routine!

"Pity is treason." - Robespierre said that. You're describing 'the Terror' years after the French Revolution. I think this is a misguided approach to seeking justice.

You should note I have never, ever said I want to execute these people. 1. I’m pretty much against capital punishment and 2. I genuinely think a sad little life in prison is a far more cruel outcome for these demons

youtu.be/k-QsFMIoPa8?...

Love Shack Baby

Could they handle the majesty that is Jayne Wayne County and the Electric Chairs, I wonder? www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAv-...

This is a deep, esoteric cut, but: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNZ5...

lots of times I enjoy following you sometimes I *really* enjoy following you

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I would pay real dollars to make them listen to the ten hours Gandalf Sax. And I would do it regularly, so that they would know that whenever I had a moment worth celebrating, I spent money to torment them woth the Gandalf Sax I would also want screens to show gandalf nodding at them the whole time

www.youtube.com/watch?v=heAx...

Cbat it is then. On loop.

I think Americans can be nastier than reinventing Fish Tank.

Welcome to the Penal Colony Jukebox. Click here to select tunes for the prisoners of your choice.

"For a certain donation amount, you get to control the music in the cell". Suggestions?

No. Just flat out no, and I will fight you on this. Your solution here is not only barbaric, it will fail. You cannot build a functional society doing this. No one has, and you won't either. You cannot monetize sadism and get a good outcome. You won't even get a better outcome than we have now.

A proposal: youtu.be/Auq-LJDAx-0 (I also believe we should play this 24/7 in front of Peter Thiel's house in Argentina.)

Disney songs ftw

I feel like Steven Miller would like to hear Bad Bunny's greatest hits. Forever.

Choose an AI companion for their cellmate.

I'd put Lee Greenwood on repeat, but it would be his Canadian grift attempt version.

I would pay good money for that sort of thing

Oh yeah!

Auction off control of the thermostat.

Feed them the food that the let rot in the warehouses.

I’ve been thinking that they should have a choice of TV channels: 1. Footage of their own, personal humiliation; 2. Footage of their projects being undone: DOGE boys seeing USAID restored, Hegseth watching black officer promotion ceremonies, &c.; 3. Footage of harm they can’t face: dead children &c.

Look, this is literally Newsom’s pitch with his meming, he just won’t go far enough

Tell it!

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE THIS IDEA AND/OR PRODUCT.

I've previously proposed a weekly meeting with a panel of just the meanest teenagers. He stands there while they roast him, or even pretend he's not there sometimes. Air the footage on primetime. Tight closeup on his face showing his reaction to being the biggest loser in the room and no way out.

I advocate for MAGA to be forced to do an honest days work. Poverty will be their fate.

I want them all to be broken men until the end of their shit-stained lives, so yeah, you know

Mr Beast would absolutely want to run it

Refusing to take legally-permissible public vengeance is a big reason we got to this place.

i mean ultimately this stuff is crass and kinda scary bc it's all livestreamed but it's quite tame as far as cruel and unusual punishment goes. like the average trans woman in a men's prison for a small time weed charge has it an order of magnitude worse than the hypothetical described in the post

They want to throw "cruel and unusual punishment" out the window? That's a two-way street, baby.