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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

imagine a future where *we* appropriate the vicious symbolism of ICE in a merciless crack-down billionaires and the MAGA class: fancy production value videos of bashing down their fancy doors, slapping bags over their spray-tanned heads, black helicopters, shattered ugly gold homewares, etc etc

Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

this is of course all very brutal and terrible but I also think people would love it, and let’s be honest, I bet most of us would too

Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

We need the instincts of a filthy-minded showman when it comes to breaking and destroying our corrupt MAGA class. give em a little razzle-dazzle as we lead a weeping and pants-shitting Elon Musk by a chain around his neck into the little piss-scented cell where he has been sentenced to die alone

Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

find *our* most depraved and sick Gen Z politics tiktokers and give them control over how we disseminate video of snot-faced MAGA parasites watching their disgusting little lives burn down forever, you know? let’s campaign on that

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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

Put livestream cameras that never stop filming in the wretched little cells where the DOGE rat-boys and the MAGA remoras and Elon Musk are condemned to live the rest of their lives Put up a screen in the cells where people can donate money to USAID for the privilege of personally insulting them

Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

You should note I have never, ever said I want to execute these people. 1. I’m pretty much against capital punishment and 2. I genuinely think a sad little life in prison is a far more cruel outcome for these demons

AGTMADCAT 🇺🇳
@agtmadcat.bsky.social

On the one hand I agree with you but on the other hand I don't know if we can risk them getting let out by some anti-reconstruction asshole president in the future. I'm strongly ambivalent about it.

Death will not release you!𓅽
@7leaguebootdisk.bsky.social

I'll take what I can get to make sure this isn't even a dream again in my lifetime, and is very unlikely in my children's lifetimes. I'm feeling very short on time and resources, I prefer your solution, but most concentration camp guards didn't last a week after liberation. /1

Otohiko
@otohiko.bsky.social

I'm not a fan of carceral systems, either, but at the very least it would certainly expose these losers for what they are without their wealth - pathetic, sniveling sociopaths that nobody actually likes or cares about.

Timberdoodle, BUT SPOOKY
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social

I would pay real dollars to make them listen to the ten hours Gandalf Sax. And I would do it regularly, so that they would know that whenever I had a moment worth celebrating, I spent money to torment them woth the Gandalf Sax I would also want screens to show gandalf nodding at them the whole time

erictaysom.bsky.social
@erictaysom.bsky.social

No. Just flat out no, and I will fight you on this. Your solution here is not only barbaric, it will fail. You cannot build a functional society doing this. No one has, and you won't either. You cannot monetize sadism and get a good outcome. You won't even get a better outcome than we have now.

Petter Häggholm
@haggholm.bsky.social

I’ve been thinking that they should have a choice of TV channels: 1. Footage of their own, personal humiliation; 2. Footage of their projects being undone: DOGE boys seeing USAID restored, Hegseth watching black officer promotion ceremonies, &c.; 3. Footage of harm they can’t face: dead children &c.

MacCrocodile
@maccrocodile.bsky.social

I've previously proposed a weekly meeting with a panel of just the meanest teenagers. He stands there while they roast him, or even pretend he's not there sometimes. Air the footage on primetime. Tight closeup on his face showing his reaction to being the biggest loser in the room and no way out.