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It does for a lot of MBA students

Greg Greg Greg! I did it with my feed and got: "Integrating cocaine into your law practice" "Advising clients on incorporating cocaine" and "How will cocaine affect the legal professions" It's like the 80s never happened

One of the very funny things about this is that they are accidentally almost walking themselves into a Marxist critique of western education as class reproduction

It did for my buddy Mike he really liked cocaine

I honestly think that cocaine has a better chance than AI of making college obsolete.

Not relating to the metaphor — age gap, I guess. Speed was the smart drug

You can't spell COCAINE without AI.

Will AI make critical thinking obsolete?

Good God. My son is a junior in college and depressed as hell over AI without these dipshits making it worse. What is college for? They clearly don't know and AI wasn't even available when they went.

Literally first thing in my feed,...

Can I give cocaine to my AI?

Isn't half the point of college to do cocaine and party?

WILL METH MAKE YOUR DEGREE FUTILE?

For every AI headline right?

Lolsob. I like the sniffing glue one, but it doesn’t scan as easily.

I don't think AI is going to work as well as cocaine.

I would lowkey prefer to learn that people were flagrantly abusing cocaine than genAI lmao

Shut A I down. Why is there even a question?

Millions of self reported productivity increases cannot lie!

You don't need an MBA to come up with a business plan, just a bunch of cocaine

Hey, it worked in the 70s!

It's so silly how absurd all of these sound. They sound The Onion tech section headlines from ten years ago.

Oh why did I take 4 years of Latin in high school? Oh sir- Carl Linnaeus is on line 2.

Every time I see this post I read it as Will.I.Am doing something.

Big if true. 👀

I can hear it in my head, and that works!

There is a disconnect among younger folks between completing a task and having a task completed that I don't think people quite realize. As in: they don't fully grasp that there is a purpose for any task that they do not want to do.

it certainly did mine

Is the cocaine government funded? I would like some now, please!

It made parts of my college obsolete 🙂

The fact that someone wrote this sentence: "If we agree that college primarily serves a credentialing process that stamps select young people as worthy of work..." And thought it was good to publish let alone say out loud proves we can't make all humans self-aware, let alone a computer.

chill, they suckin they own dicks.

Innovation happens here

"Influential study touting cocaine in education retracted over red flags."

I’m here for this bit and it’s shit like this bit that keeps me from losing my mind

Got another one for you... www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Yeah, if universities keep doing things like this it actually will make college obsolete

TikTok’s LLM thinks a brown man is a dog (at no point in this video did a dog or mirror appear)

This Ai is just cocaine thing is gaining traction

Pennsylvania sues Character Cocaine, says chatbot poses as doctors bsky.app/profile/reut...

Knew a professor that felt he needed to fill his reporting 201 classroom with ringing phones, endless birthday cakes, and other interruptions ot make the room feel like a newsroom. Infusing USC Film School with cocaine would have the same effect.

Love the "stamp" of approval bit. Yes, that's all the degree is. Nothing to do with education levels or standards, accreditation, etc. If any student has a teacher that suggests they're just there for a stamp or are jumping through hoops, I suggest they go elsewhere for a teacher that does care.

A.I. will make revenues obsolete.

😂

Sigmund Freud has entered the chat

Ok but cocaine is basically super Adderall and is anyone still raw dogging college?

I feel like this is a trick question, because it already did on Wall Street in the 80s and 90s. ;-)

doing key bumps of Claude in the Tesla

AI has to be used to tell if a thesis is AI

This is great. I'm wondering if the metaphor should be methamphetamines to give it a Nazi overtone

That’s the stupidest headline I’ve ever read. And this era has given us some real whoppers

aaaaaaaagggghhh

“Will Agressive Ignorance Make College Obsolete?”

I’m out when they start having AI college football games.

Makes me ashamed to have a subscription. The purpose of college is to create knowledge. It is a system that sorts through the chaff of the average to find the wheat that is capable of creating new knowledge. The credentialing is a method to draw the chaff in so it can be sorted through.

Betteridge's law of headlines: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

Decades of legacy admissions and hasn’t yet (but adore you thank you for this thread)

WILL QUAALUDES MAKE COLLEGE OBSOLETE?

Yes I approve of this new metaphor.

I mean, no, but it does make it more fun…

What if cocaine could make AI obsolete?

AI should mean we all work less and pursue interests that enrich us.... "should"....

Not at Penn State