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Well, you see, it is said that Trump holds a Wharton MBA, but what is not said is that Xi is a very well educated man.

As is having crowds of young kids celebrate Trump’s visit. Was that to remind Trump about the kids he killed in Iran, or the young girls he raped?

He should have got Trump to spell it. That would have been a laugh.

It would be mean if trump understood what happened. He of course did not, and plowed ahead with his usual braggadocious fuckery and absurd fawning flattery of a fellow authoritarian.

Hoping China doesn't fall into the Kindleberger Trap.

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Well, Trump has made the U.S. as unpopular as Sparta

oh ho ho no

Well I certainly can't see him dining in

For the record, most - sorry, some of us are not constantly preoccupied with hamburgers

Are you not surprised that he did not say Chinese food is the best food he has ever had, that the Chinese are very good cooks, and he is thinking of hiring one for special dinners at Mar-Lago.

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It’s so funny when he comments on his own speeches in real time because he’s just cold-reading something they handed to him

As someone else pointed out elsewhere, he is reading these idiotic comments, so even his usual drifting onto other topics is being "managed" for him.

"Ah yes, the Juicy Titties Trap. That's how they getcha, right Xi? Ask my second wife how that worked out."

Might as well have!

Like the Mamdani White House visit, Trump has zero awareness that Xi dog walked him.

But Xi wouldn't understand any of them

"If you got this joke, your back hurts" 😄

Who's "Doctor J. Windmill"?

Trump: Huh?

lol!😂

Trump deserves a little cruely aimed at him for a change.

Go Birds

Chinese shade

Trump certainly imagines that Thucydides is an ancient Chinese philosopher.

I’d like for a political cartoonist to get on this right away!👍🏼

It's especially funny because it's a continuously disproven axiom. It's like if he said "oh yeah, we gotta be careful or we'll run into the classic 'you should always judge a book by it's cover' gambit"

Yeah, apparently came into some sort of vogue after I was through with grad school. It's not a, ah, particularly robust framework but oh well

Trump probably thought it was a some sort of sexual disease but did not understand the context.

I had to look it up. That’s what you do if you don’t know the definition of a word or phrase. Also correct spelling. Big shade thrown at the entire USA delegation present.

TRUMP SAYS HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AMERICAN'S FINANCIAL SITUATION. SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, HE TOLD AMERICANS TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES! NOW, HE WANTS US TO PAY FOR HIS BALLROOM! REAL GOOD JOB TO THOSE AMERICAN DICKHEADS WHO VOTED FOR THIS NARCISSIST.

“Thucydides, that every American has read of”

See also: King Charles.

If anybody tries to explain to Trump who Thucydides was, he'll hear "general" and start claiming Xi compared him to this great guy "Thu-dee-da-da" because "Xi says I do war like nobody's ever seen. I always win. He hopes I don't want China. But that's OK. I'm gonna take Cuba next!"

Trump being a such hopeless dictator daddy fanboy is the only reason this won’t happen

Thucydides has 4 syllables, the only other 4 syllable "word' Trump knows is Filet-O-Fish

You are also describing morons in general.

ThuckaWHAT — DJT, probably