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Plenty of room in the cart after he ate all the food.

"They agreed to invest 50 trillion into our economy while protecting me because they know only I can do this" (what this is of course being unknown).

How come no one is talking about the obvious?

Odds ANY reporter asks about this?

It sounds like an episode of Mannix.

Yeah, but you don’t know how far past the expiration date those pizza rolls might have been. Given Trump’s culinary practice, he probably ate a handful. Living dangerously.

What a low T cuck. Thats why we spell it tRump.

The next time you're eating an airline meal and you think this tastes like $hit, you'll know why.

As if airline food didn't smell bad enough already

I immediately thought of this

and he even got an easy snack out of it

And I doubt the pizza rolls survived.

We have the audio from the Secret Service: "This is Ranger 6. Operation Pork Chop is a go! I repeat, Operation Pork Chop is a go"

Chicken…..

Tur-chud-ken: Donald stuffed in a catering cart, while stuck in Turkey.

I heard they gave him a veterinary-grade sedative in a pill pocket

Maybe they put blinkers on him like a race horse

Thank God Mayor Loftis wasn't there or he would let him out and it would have been a whole deal

It was like the sort of stuff the A-Team had to do B. A. Baracus to get him on a flight.

<they pull off Trump's little hood> DAHYTIMEEE <they hurriedly put the hood back on> NIGGHTTIMMMME

It may not be true, but it's still hilarious.

Person online I am too stoned for this kind of science please stop, as I am no longer okay.

They probably just borrowed one that RFK Jr uses to calm himself down. (Bobby Jr. is no stranger to being in odd containers) www.chrisbuck.com/blog/kennedy...

Honestly, considering that he has late-stage frontotemporal dementia... It just might be.

He's basically a Totino's Pizza Roll at this point.

you know that calming spray they have for cats? Secret Service has one of those but it's just McDonalds Hamburger Smell

I have Crohn’s I’ve served my time enough to make this joke

Did they lure him in with hamberders

Holidays are different around the world. For instance, in November in America you can stuff a turkey while in July you can get stuffed in Turkey.

He pushed hard for food aid to Japan post war, which was critical, and avoided starvation (they still had two years of malnutrition, but it could have been much worse). And Eisenhower studied dramatics under him.

How many ketchup-soaked quarter pounders and diet cokes do you think were stuffed in there with him?

It is such a load of crap. 🙄

He's a disgusting orange fat coward with a lethal mouth and cruel heart. It will be a great day for our country and world when he and Stephen Goebbels Miller are forever out of our federal gov't.

Are journalists gonna change their reporting now that they know he’s ok using them as target practice???

What i wouldn't give for someone to hang out just off camera with an empty cart to roll out every time he talks about being strong or tough. Like a righteous Derek Wonder

Silly question but was it a tiny little cart he could barely squeeze inside, or was it that big bus-sized container-on-a-scissor-lift?

Crazy, bonkers crazy.

Somebody is intentionally humiliating him.

I’m generally tired of the man but if there is a box of pizza rolls big enough to fit him in I’d kinda be curious to learn about it for culinary reasons

The bone spurs and full diaper didn’t leave a lot of options for a subtle departure

Was it next to the turkey on the cart?

You can't make it up. Seriously.

💀

At least Taylor has the decency to hide in a cleaning cart He’ll be using body double next week

And he left a plane load of folks to be shot out of the air?

Very Ghosnesque www.bbc.com/news/busines...

Oh, but he needs a monstrosity of a ballroom for security. 🙄

It's funny as hell. Shouldn't Ivanka bring Daddy home now?

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I don't suppose he was wearing Melania's coat, as per Jefferson Davis. It would take 4 of them, for 1 thing.

Was it fully stocked? It's not now!

Thought of himself as a general but ended up more like Colonel Sanders

You mean THIS president took an idea from Taylor Allison Swift (entering the arena hidden in a janitor cleaning cart)? Now I'm not a huge Swiftie but that is legit hilarious.

He thinks he is Taylor Swift.

Great. More foodstuffs contaminated by poops.

Was the risk that great? Seems not since nothing attacked let alone went boom. Would be hilarious if Trump earned this derisive escapade.

That must have been a big fucking catering cart.

They do say you are what you eat, after all.

Someone defending him right now in all caps tweeting that it was a box of mozzarella sticks and that’s admirable …

Honestly didn’t know they made catering carts that LARGE

Interesting that he's looking to follow the Dugout Doug part of the legacy...

This skeet was how I found out it happened.

How else would you get a big Turkey out of Turkey?

"I'm a MAN's MAN who eats STEAK and likes BOOBS and watches FOOTBALL and HIDES in a big box of STROOPWAFELS"

I saw Obama walk up the steps, bareheaded, on his own, in a standard unarmoured suit, when he visited here (my office looked out on the tarmac). Obama was always getting threatened

Trump followed in a catering cart

That’s what I was thinking!

This is what freaked me out when I heard what happened. 😱

I’m surprised he could fit

the pizza rolls detail is what sends this into all-time great territory. you can't write a better punchline than that

Like, ever, even a young Trump looked like he's fall over in a breeze.

The jokes are writing themselves right now

Lololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't you realize how brave he was to risk a transatlantic flight without a diaper change?

You go to war with the catering carts you have

That’s a role reversal to put …him…in the pizza rolls

Gino’s or Totoni’s?

STICKERS, PEOPLE! STICKERS!

There was a persistent myth in the post-bellum era that Jefferson Davis was captured wearing a hoop skirt, having disguised himself as a lady to escape Richmond; P. T. Barnum later had the “authentic” dress on display. The Trump story has the added benefit of being true.

maga RedHats will praise him for it or just call it fake news and move on