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wait why was this necessary?

Everything about every interaction hetween American and Turkiye is just utterly fucking bizarre.

Does this mean he had to ride in the cargo hold with the pets?

Simpsons did it first

He had an apple in his mouth right

I go out one night and I miss this? Clearly I should either never go out or I should *always* go out

Did he fuckin die?

The journos should know the terms- and "truck" would have been reasonable, a cart it definitely isn't. Noninformed people become misinformed people when journos fail their burden of accuracy. Which, considering the current state of the press isn't surprising.

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Was he disguised as a Trumpfurkey?

i'll bet he bitched the whole time about having to fly on the smaller plane

It’s just his jealously of Taylor Swift at work.

Chicken a l'orange.

Dang. You beat me to it!

What, the catering cart was out of turkey?

WHAT

Feed him some McNuggets first so its a Turktrumpken!

Only one way to find out.

Are we sure he didn't just get hungry, and ended stuck in there? Like if he got stuck I don't think he's getting unstuck without power tools.

👏👏👏👏😂

One of the best things from the old site was generativist setting the fish tube video to the “Duck Tales” theme.

I am replaying this mentally in my head like I'm watching a lava lamp

You gotta figure, it's the airport, obviously they're going to have fish tubes. All different gauges

imagine the THWUMP as he gets launched out the other end!

Neurons fuckin activated on this one

It was a cake, tho

Every time someone allegedly targets Trump I'm reminded of this Steinbeck quote: "Rides aroun' in a bullet-proof car... Fat, sof' fella with little mean eyes an' a mouth like a ass-hole. Scairt he's gonna die. Got a million acres an' scairt of dyin'."

BRB, laughing forever.

You’re saying China Eastern was somehow involved?

Leverage-ass maneuver

It's too much to hope for ;)

It's such a funny story that I hope Iran starts trolling him with threats just to see what kind of other shit they shove him into to hide him

Must have been a damn big cart - with plenty of vents 💩💩

baby scared please hide baby

Trump has to escape his way out of Turkey like a turkey escaping a butcher. This mission should have been called Turkey Turkey.

And they told no one else in Air Force One that there were potential threats. Sounds like something Trump would do.

what [reading] WHAT

smuggled a turkey out front of the president with a catering cart - would make more sense

It’s a fly joke, but it should get some cluckles

Then they smuggled him out of the catering cart in a very large turkey! Side of yam to go.

Surely you misheard? The president smuggled turkey from the catering cart, yes?

Here's the crazy part: that catering container was full of food when he got on it, but somehow completely empty when he got out!

Not one to body shame, but how big exactly was the catering cart? #JustSayin

I kept thinking you meant Erdogan and now this is even weirder.

I feel like I missed a news story, but I'm ok with that.

God help the secret service agent(s) in with him if for any length of time given his propensity to dirty his diaper. Cause you know he was freakin out.

Needed the XXL

They smuggled the "turkey for president" in a catering cart.

He couldn’t stop eating.

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Wait? What?

It is really funny they made him do this and I love that for him

What a bumbling, embarrassing fool Trump is. This is so on brand.

Chicken and turkey are not the same. 😂

What in the Suite Life of Zack and Cody is going on here?

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It's NYT reporting that I've seen so far

I hate tuning out for 30 minutes, tuning in, and you’re like .l.ok, something happened that everyone knows about but me! Shit!!!”

Jfc that is crazy

This is literally the only good thing the Trump regime has done, why are people mad.

It’s the 2 time this term they had to clear AF1 for him shitting the walls

Wouldn't the weight be too much for the catering cart ?

I would have been much happier if he had been snuggled out in a casket.

Why bother pardoning Eric Adams if you can’t use his connects for cushy travel in Turkey

ian is this one real

A cart? It was a truck. That guy can't fit in a cart.

It’s on brand, the biggest pussy in the world.