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🤣🤣 Best of the internet today 🏆

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Yeah, totes real (I was being sarcastic, sorry if that didn't come across)

"We are legally required to say this satire because of woke."

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Its absolutely brilliant

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Tesla owners will have to pay a hazmat disposal fee to unload them.

They set the website up to buy Teslas cheap to scam Elon about it later ^ someone make this a comedy film about hero "criminals" I can't do everything

The Barenaked Ladies come to mind: If I had a million dollars 🎶🎶 If I had a million dollars 🎶🎶 I'd buy you a Tesla, not a real Tesla, that's cruel 🎶🎶

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Homer stealing Moe’s car vibes

Wow, capitalism really does breed innovation

Time to commit insurance fraud 😎

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Can I offer to have it stolen and then blown up

“Oh man, I sure do want to sell my Tesla, but I don’t wanna go through all the hassle. There has to be a better way!”

Amazing contribution to society

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Lmao

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I love committing insurance fraud. Finally an app that does it for me. 💯💯

Can you ask them to steal someone else's tesla? Asking for some douchebag that goes to my kid's school.

That’s funny!

It’s all about finding a hole in the industry & filling it

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I had a boyfriend who did this exact same thing with a jeep he hated lmao to this day, he has not gotten caught.

Must be a side hustle for a defense attorney whose business is slow

I feel silly asking but is that real?

Haaaaaaaaa

Ive loved the idea since first seeing the Mopads in judge Dredd mobile homes that continually drove themselves along the cities massive motorways I really like the idea of your apartment dropping you off at work and the going off somewhere quiet to park and recharge

@soren.bsky.social did you do this

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I actually snorted out loud! Too funny

BRB. Gonna buy iwillburnyourteslaforfree.com

Clever:)

That’s pretty funny Tesla trucks cannot be returned to dealerships. They won’t take them. Did you ever have a vehicle you purchased where you couldn’t use it as a trade-in at the dealership you bought it hell no This says volumes about the vehicle no insurance company is gonna insure it

just put your neighbour's address in & I'm sure they'll handle it

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it!

This is epic. Tesla's are probably full of good parts, chips, etc so they could also be recycled into something useful for society.

A huge hit...of K?

Go to the bottom. It's all to sell T-shirts. LMFAO vanhighs.com/shop/

Trump's granddaughter (maybe) owns the Tesla Gramps bought for her at the White(s only) House KKKlassy KKKar Emporium last month. DJT's famously revenge-oriented, so maybe avoid that particular swasticar.

Posting this in the work slack and seeing if the CEO who owns one gets pissed at me

Superb satire!

"Our team at Steal My Tesla has years of experience in the automotive industry, with a special focus on luxury vehicles, premium wheels and rims, catalytic converters, and driver assistance systems." Incredible

This is why they are burning them to the ground and dumping them in rivers

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Not to split hairs but technically shouldn’t it be .org

"Make some money, motherfucker!"

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I see the Ankh-Morpork Thieves' Guild are expanding their business.

I just need to see one person fall for it on the news pls

hoooll-up ? 👀

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Can I sign up a friend? As a gift?

We sold our Tesla a few weeks ago and feel so liberated. 🤪

We'll take it from here is Onion grade satire

damn another of my worldchanging ideas stolen out from under me

Great job by team destroy Elmo!

Those testimonials. Perfect!

Wow! That's funny!😂

lolomg

The AI art is the cherry on top

Ingenious!

Chat is this real?

Invest in the company it’s definitely worth 100s of billions (Joke)

An oldie, needs to be updated to include flames and parts falling off completely:

Say no more, nudge wink. Actually like the ULEZ Scrappage scheme they could be useful in Ukraine 🇺🇦

Beautiful!

That’s hysterical.

At the current price of $.60/lb, each door on a Cybertruck is worth $36 at your local recycling center. Just saying…

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Lolz. I have two RVs that could really use stealing 😂😬

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Now that I looked more carefully, I can assume it's actually a villain from one piece, you know what I mean

no one on earth has eyebrows that start from the interior of their orbital cavity it's an ai generated image. no "if", no speculation.

Best business model ever.

“That chimp stole my Tesla!”

Says the one supporting the burning and vandalism of profane property. Let’s get you back into your jail cell sociopath 😇

Someone’s rattled this morning

I signed up for my ex-boss.

That is a pretty elaborate April Fool’s joke.

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Don’t underrate them. Maybe they have a failing parking lot business and need the custom.

Holy shit lol

these guys are the only people who know how to open a tesla's doors

Day. Made.

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Inspired: White House fire. Get Canada to help.

I knew I’d seen this episode before!

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Too funny. ;)

chef's kiss on the "We'll take it from here" tag line

Gone in 60 seconds! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Okay but this business would make BANGER money in all seriousness! Just pay to have your Tesla stolen, so u can report it stolen, and receive a refund that will give u more on what u paid to the company. They make a profit, u get money back from your mistake of a purchase! Win-Win!

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Damn I lol’d