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"Is this a tank" locked after 12,239 pages of heated debate

Aiming to spend 60 years in Purgatory tops.

it's wild how often you're watching dateline or whatever and the victim's coworkers say they knew something was wrong when they didn't show up on time for work, which is sooo unlike them. nobody's murdering us chronically late bitches bc they can't fucking find us

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

The Fairy Investigation Society was a semi-secret occult group devoted to collecting evidence and information about the existence of fairies. Members included Air Chief Marshal Hugh Dowding & Walt Disney

Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible

Who’s got Bayeux on the brain? The British Museum launches the Bayeux Tapestry exhibition today! I don’t have tickets but I do have one of my Bayeux Blobby art prints. Grab your own here tephraarts.etsy.com/listing/4522... #bayeuxtapestry #mrblobby #Normans

This feels super accurate. Yes France, we're looking at you.

Welcome to Bluesky.

I work for a solicitors and spend a lot of my time writing cheques for Power of Attorney applications. I've been making them out to the Office Of The Pubic Guardian for years and nobody has ever noticed or pulled me up on it.

we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles

How to win at most all things:

Operation Dessert Shield

gets incredible air here

Things you can say in a swingers club as well as in a restaurant review for Kent Online.

Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

the shodessey

h/t New Bedford Whaling Museum

If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

FIFA = Fouls In Favor of Argentina

Referee getting over excited there

Is the theme of this half time show has-beens?

You mean the astronomer? I heard he dabbles in music. ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2007PhDT...

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Me, a bellend: "this doesn't look sustainable" Tuchel, a tactical genius: "these Argentinan lads don't look like scoring, they keep missing by centimeters"

England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup

Infantino.

We have beaten Norway! Norway, the birthplace of giants! Erling Haaland! Roald Amundsen! Henrik Ibsen! Vidkun Quisling! Thor Heyerdahl! Edvard Munch! Can you hear me, Edvard Munch?! Your boys took one HELL of a beating! #noreng

This Bellingham United team is pretty good

as i've said before, Americans talking about the rules of football is like when the velociraptors in Jurassic Park learn to open doors

That Mexico England game should have been the final

OMG!

the altitude is obviously getting to the Mexican shots

11 minutes!