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China is the adult in the room. China is truly authoritarian. Unlike Americans, the Chinese know forced sacrifice. China know how to be ruthless, not clownish.

Expecting China to bend the knee is like expecting it to rain on a sunny day.

In Gunther's defense, he's never been right about anything.🤡

And I bet this fool still does not comprehend his own shortcomings with that statement.

Its not, his real name is David Freeman. And he was fired after three years as a cop in Harker Heights, Texas.

youtu.be/RFHlJ2voJHY?...

*China, in fact, laughed at the Trump admin, enjoying the moment, but planning for a bright Chinese future.

Seems Gunther does, though!

As usual, they have been proven incorrect almost every time. Maybe even every time...

Why did I read the reader content in my head as a Morgan Freeman nararation?

Who ARE these maga freaks? 🤨

Why did you remind of that vile, wretched, evil "human being"?

Trump didn’t even bend the knee yet.

These people are freaking morons if they think that bloated lying traitorous sac of shit has any power at all. The whole world sees his weakness.

Indeed lol

Chinas export to the USA Is only 3% of their GDP Our export to China is 13% of our GDP

Gunther Eagleman was the first person I blocked on X. I have a soft spot in my heart for him.

This reads like a deleted tweet.

What does this mean?

Think again, Gunther.

We need Ron Howard to read that community note.

I don’t know why this made me laugh as hard as it did

lmao

It’s sad when one’s entire existence is wrapped in winning, whether it’s good for you, bad for your or has no bearing whatsoever.. like racing someone to jump into a den of hungry leopards.. they shout “I won” while being mauled…

I don’t think this is going well for old chuckle. Fuck.

Well that proves one thing a criminal following a criminal . He is a criminal following a criminal named trump

It's not so much citing Grok as it is pointing out that Musk's AI, which he wanted to be conservative and has tried many times to tune that way, is showing this. Even his digital children don't like him and his friends.

Technically if you slam your knee into someone's gut you HAVE to bend the knee for maximum impact.

No. They won't.

"Do you find this helpful?" Best unintended accurate line.

who is this gunther person and why should we listen to his blathering?

Same shit happened in Britain with Brexit. Right wingers thought they had all the leverage, because they're fucking clueless, and it turns out the other side just didn't give a fuck about them.

The bending that was involved was Trump over a desk.

Only the weak ones bend the knee.

Not by the end of the month...not ever. Trump is making China more powerful with his "King of the World" nonsense.

youtu.be/xT6kblEmGGc?...

It is almost a shame I am no longer in Nazi Bar to inquire if this is sour enough ?

There is no reason for them to do anything. The WORLD knows Trump is fucked and they will wait until Trump comes calling. The art of the deal will be on their terms, not Trumps, because our economy will hav cratered.

Golden Toilet edition

I get that, I understand where they are coming from.

I beg to differ. There was no way they could have foreseen Trump, of course, but the CCP has been working to build a global economy that doesn't involve the US for decades. All Trump did was give them a reason to pull the trigger on it and demonstrate how powerful they've become.

They invested in a widespread bullet train system. They are leagues ahead.

Well done Perkins Coie. Thank you for standing up to the bully in Chief. Regrettably, Paul Weiss, Google, Amazon, Facebook, Washington Post, Columbia University, the Supreme Court, Susan Collins, ABC News, and so many others lack your courage and principles. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/u...

I hate that guy. I did bookmark it.

But you got to love there stupidity.

It was supposed to be a power move to show everyone who runs the world, and it did, it just wasn't who they thought.

I'm pretty sure many of them have zero concept of China's capabilities

They do "need" it as a place to sell stuff to, but there are many other places to sell to... and the US does need those things, for a price that's too low for Americans to manufacture. So it'll probably just be sold to the US anyway, but via some detour/loophole, increasing prices.

Dipshit Eagleman, he's never posted a single thing of any value...

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Yeah he’s scared. Now he’s trying to be all bold but, it’s like his weak as shit dance move. It’s all childish moves. Even kids dance better than him.

If you’re an American who thinks anyone should be bending the knee then you’re a traitor and if I were in charge you would be exiled or executed for tyranny.

let me guess... it's Biden's fault that China hasn't bent the knee yet.

Brazil.....who's selling China all the soybeans we used to sell them!

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Gunther knows squat China is in a better position than we are for the simple reason they don't need us they would like to trade with us but them and most of the countries can and are making different trading partners.

He is weak and stupid.

Gunther Eagleman loves Koolaid!

They have literally so much incentive not to bend the knee. Trump thinks China is sacrificing x amount in trade, but doesn't realise how much soft power and medium to long term trade he is giving away.

“Bend the knee”? What are you, 12?

They won't. The US is 2.5% of their GDP and has no leverage over China. It only makes the CCP look better when at the end of the year China has continued to grow and the US hasn't. Xi knows it's dumb, they both have capitalist economies and fair trade benefits both countries.

I recently learned some turtles breathe through their cloaca, which shouldn't have been surprising at all since I've known for 9 years that MAGA supporter talk out their ass

These people really do have hollow skulls. China doesnt need you!!! You need China!!!!!!! Dont you get it!?

Poor "Gunther"! So arrogant, so self assured, so very, very wrong!

Dear Gunther. Just because you're impressed by the least impressive person that sound tough but display his weakness and ineptitude for anyone - except the cultists to see. If he can't bend Canada, why would you think he'd be able to bend the second largest economy? What are you - five?

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Eagleman?? Of the Little Rock Eaglemans???

Common MAGA L

The only thing China is going to bend is 47 over a table to give him a well deserved reaming

Trump will have to kiss someone's body parts. "oh Sir, give me a deal" will be a song.

as a side note, I'm one of those who liked the GoT finale, although my one caveat is that I would have rather have had her die in a fiery blaze than have a bunch of bricks fall on her. I think I really needed a very visual, very visceral ending to her story. She was such a good villain! :)

Yes. I happened to be blocked by both of them on X. Frustrating times as I had collected some kick arse Memes. 😥

Poor Gunner Like Cat Turd two🥸 loyal to the end Notice no Douche cuts to military🧐 (Connie Dump would love to use them for Coup part Two) 😎

China knows that if you bend the knee once to this maniac, you’ll be on your knees forever.

Dunno bout bent a knee, but I did think I caught a stretched up finger in there somewhere.

That guy’s an idiot. I remember him from my toxic twitter days.

Such hubris

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Ya. Bend their knee to scrape America off the sidewalk.

"Gunther Eagleman" is a fascist And a stupid one

ROFL, that's some HEAVY DUTY delusion that dude was smoking right there... What a fucking moron.

Narrator: They did not bend the knee, in-fact they cancelled a contract for 8,000 Boeing jets, and built their own AI chips.

Goober is the leader of bad takes.

He's a blowhard tosser..

Yes, his behavior is disgusting: while pretending to do otherwise, he clearly sorts people into crude racial/sexual/class/religious groupings including himself. And his opposition to identity politics is limited to those of groups he doesn’t personally identify.

Occasionally I wish I could visit X just to blast a few hundred idiots, give or take a few.

😂

...it's May. LOL

This asshole didn't just bend the knee,,he bent over and gave sphincter boy47 a jar of Vaseline and squealed like the dirty little pig he is,,and didn't even wipe,,maga are just plan disgusting

can't wait for trump to call off all the tariffs and then china says, great, but we'll keep our tariffs on you. call it an idiot tax

Poor Gunth has drunk way too much cult-aide.

Why the fuck would they, they manufacture everything!

You're right about everything except the capitalists part

I dont understand what makes them think we have all this leverage. the only thing we have over other countries is the military. we only win at trade when we have all our allies.

His name is David Joe Freeman, Burnet Texas...look it up

Poor old Gunther as dim as a I watt light bulb