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There’s no way its only 3

NYC voters did :)

I do go back to South Africa you asshole.

He's a sexual assaulter himself

Lmao

Elon is also in the files

Every line there says "vote for Mamdani"

mElon doesn't want to change horses mid-massage.

yeah I would suggest he gets his ass back to South Africa we Americans no longer want a lit up junkie, dirty ass freak in our US politics or our fucking country.

the trillion-dollar “idea guy”, folks

Nah, he's just the right age to be among the first people to have become terminally online (like me tbh). His wealth and subsequent fame are secondary.

lol, lmao

I like how his profile picture says THE FUTURE IS AGNERMALNS

Yeah. ANYONE ELSE!

‘Please don’t put it on the internet that I got obviously pressed about this’

Ain't no way this was a grown man's response

Anananaanduhuh when you endorse poop it still contributes to the economy

What he means is," do you know anyone else who will sell out to me?"

I mean considering that rape is perfectly fine to him, yeah

Literally yes

“I had no choice, just like their victims.”

Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE!!! Don't poke your [____] into things that you clearly don't understand!!! THAT⬆️, would help with lots of Musk's type of problems.

Honestly, it's almost a prerequisite with him

This is a joke for people who are too online. bsky.app/profile/a-do...

3 isnt a lot??

Is there anyway to vote musk getting sent to the sun

is three a lot? depends. is it three dollars? no. is it three sex pests endorsed? i'd say so!

Honestly it's just an old meme that lives rent-free in many people's minds. Explaining context for communication shouldn't have people labeled "too online".

Literally anyone else...

(Fourth sexual assaulter chimes in)

To anything Elon Musk suggests, the opposite will almost certainly be a better suggestion

“Do you have a better suggestion?” Yeah… Don’t do that. It’s quite simple, really.

protecting sex pests, CHECK on the elon list

This but cursed

metro.co.uk/2025/09/23/e...

The "first buddy"

remember when it was revealed that his biological brother had ties to Epstein

And then a few months later was this

Remember when Elon Musk called the guy who actually rescued the kids in the Thailand cave a pedophile because he was butthurt the guy had called Elon's own rescue plan, silly and impossible?

The "actually I knew he was a pedophile even when I was working with him" gambit. Masterful move mr. musk sir

One's too many.

It’s referencing a meme.

"Of course. Get in one of your rockets and leave."

Yes. Butt out. Start behaving like a decent human being

Elon Musk is a shitty judge of character? Whaaa?

Yeah, appoint those who don’t rape children (or anyone else)

"Do you have a better suggestion?" Oh boy, that's a tough one What a puzzler. Gosh.

Y'know... Not a pedophilic rapist. That'd be awesome sauce.

Like minded people associate together.

HMMMMMMM HE LOVES HIS PERVERTS

What a very strange reply.

One is too much, the fuck is wrong with people?

He likes diddling.

Maybe... the other guy?

Remember to not vote for the people who are totally okay with child traffickers, con men, literal Nazis, and criminals. You can usually identify them by the handy (R) next to their name.

How about a Republican who's not a sexual predator/assaulter? Oh wait, there aren't any.

"do you have a better suggestion?"

I read several articles which said despite Norway opposing it, it’ll most likely pass. Elon Musk owns over 15% and he himself can vote for it. 🤷‍♂️ Vanguard Group, BlackRock, State Street Corp, Geode Capital, and Capital World Investors all own more than the Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Fund.

well, his candidets also historically lack merits.

Me. But Im not rude, and when you got all this, you cant well be selfish. You wouldnt understand.

Just imagine, in a country of 340 million people, there is this position only that one person can do. There was just no choice, he had to endorse him.

The cool thing about all of the shit that is happening is that Leftists have been completely vindicated in every possible way, or are viewed as the Psychic Friends Network by the dumbass Centrists who thought Elon Musk was Mr. Smarty Pants and believed there were actually good conservatives.

I don't know that he could have! Bill Ackman might not quite have Elon's resources, but he was still prepared to throw functionally infinite money at finding exactly this kind of candidate and he couldn't do it

Yes I have one suggestion

EXACTLY!!! PedophilePresident

Do I have a better suggestion?? 🤔 Do I have a BETTER suggestion? Yeah, asshole, no pedophiles! Is that not better?

Perhaps someone who isn't a sexual assaulter

Consider: Not doing that.

Yeah, stop doing that.

I know, it's not like we won't pay for his trip!

My eyelids made it all the way to the back of my head. This is the kind of disregard for sexual assault that's normally reserved for Baptist Churches

He might find that a positive lets be real

Yeah, seek asylum in Russia. Oh right.....

I can't find the image but I had one that was "If I had a nickel for every video game in which a triceratops breathed fire" that I was inordinately amused by (Both Crystal Caves and Star Fox Adventures have triceratops that can breathe fire for some reason)

I 💯 read the post in Doofenshmirtz’s voice.

i'm annoyed that the meme misquotes the line "...which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" that "right?" at the end is crucial because he's admitting he's not SURE that it's unusual to be doomed by a puppet TWICE he has no real concept of a baseline "normal" for that

It is the point where you become a serial killer so three should also be plenty for pedos.

The fascist pedo brigade

Here’s a suggestion Elon: arrest sexual predators rather than endorse them for a seat of power.

Uh… yeah