Post

What could possibly have been left out of the story?

Her mother put her up to this. It's the new gross ass beauty contestant scam. She failed, so now she's coaching her daughter to grift for fame even harder. The mother is the losingest attorney in Springfield, Mo.

when you want to look like you just came out of bible study but also started some serious shit with the youth pastor over his godpel interpretation because you are mommy's little narcissitic nightmare

we gotta start shoving these dorks in lockers ffs

"Special Guest Speaker: A Woman Who Has Nothing To Say, And Says It Badly"

Jesus Christ the bar is so low

Special guest speaker: Bad-faith OU grifter, no doubt reading an AI- generated speech off a teleprompter.

was gonna say…

Here's a real FullNecky:

Neckbeardy

They had a gap that needed filling

😬

Never go ful necky

Where's that nuzzi audiobook!!? You didn't put it in the description. I want to hear about the hall of fame.

she definitely gives off the "ranked 50th in education" vibes

I got bad grade on homework I very stupid I need job need money to feel smart

Fulnecky? Better than the alternative type of necky.

yakub is currently working on headshot proof honkies, as you can see still working out the kinks

These people wouldn't recognize the truth if someone shot them in the neck with it

It rocks that this and “literally just preying on your fellow human beings” are the only industries with any kind of a future in america

"Fulnecky"? C'mon now, that had to be intentional.

The Full TERF bsky.app/profile/junl...

The silver lining about all this is that I really do think she's dumb and there's a nonzero chance they'll platform her and she'll say something stupid. Not that she'll face any repercussions, but at least we'll be able to laugh at her.

I really wish it wasn't so incredibly profitable to ruin the lives of trans people.

“Full neck-y” it feels like poetry

Really good episode. Just listened on my way to work, this afternoon.

Yeah but see, she’s hot though

The fullnucky got Bill actin unwise

Underrated skeet!! 👏👏👏👏

Are they gonna roll out her monstrosity of a mother too? Are they a tag team?

Anything but soul-searching and introspection for these folks, huh?

I'm sorry, she has a speaker gig lined up like five days after her story became public?

Remember Kyle Rittenhouse murdered so Riley Gaines could swim so Samantha Fulnecky could cash in on an essay written at the 4th grade level.

Did it really have to be in Oklahoma by a student who wasn't even from there? Oklahoma already has a handicap with this crap, she should've done it at some university from Missouri tbh

Enjoy being lusted after by the grossest men on Earth, Samantha. Kyle Rittenhouse already has you as his desktop background.

Yes!

Ah yes, the classic move: Blaming a minority group because you're bad to mediocre at a thing Love it here 🙃

I hope they don't change the ending.

Cringing at the thought of the likely speaking tour with her and Riley Gaines.

My dyslexia is making me read her name as fucknely

Yeah, I was definitely being generous with that estimate 😄

I really don't know how to cope with the fact that Conservatives are very obviously acting in bad faith, to an almost cartoonish extent. But the very responsible liberals who assure us all constantly about how smart they are just don't care to see it.

Fuck me, that was fast.

The most obvious development

Incredible how this person managed to be even less talented than Gaines

They keep elevating the dumbest of the dumb.

full neck empty head can’t lose

This is so fucking stupid

Fulnecky comin for Riley Gaines

It is.

Speaking of which, did you see this? bsky.app/profile/reve...

Who says going to college isn’t lucrative!? You just have to be a little creative!

Fulnecky more like FulForeheady AMIRITE?!

There’s a turning point alright, just not the one they thought.

I'm old enough to remember when conservatives accused liberals of being culture warriors.

The goal isn’t to listen what she has to say. The goal is to trot her out onstage as a victim of The Trans Agenda.

The Charlie Kirk Memorial Propaganda Machine will have a draft ready for her before lunch.

She will just do catch phrase ad libs like a dystopian Flavor Flav. “Submit to your husbands!” “Keep god in the home!”

When she gets on stage to tell us why Trans people are no good, very bad poopyheads and why she cant be bothered to read a book let alone learn.

tpusa had to find a Fulnecky to replace the necky they lost most of recently

They’re doing kulturkampf shit out in the open while a bunch of chucklefucks make jokes that have zero impact on what these people are doing right now to trans people in higher education.

Are you kidding? A 650 word paragraph? That'd just be obscene.

No citations whatsoever, no defense of her position, no response to the article period

All so very true. And obscene in its own way. Obscene because of all the care, attention to detail, rigor, objectivity, time, effort, knowledge and skill you applied in crafting a rational analysis of her essay that she failed to bring to bear on her assignment and couldn't give two shits about.

Halfnecky wasn't cutting it so they brought in Fulnecky

Griefting

“Fulnecky”? 😣

This is embarassing

full necky bro lmao

oi m8 there's a bloody torrent of identical jokes

It's genuinely incredible the stuff you can do to become a right wing celebrity: kill 2 people at a protest, lose at swimming, get a bad grade on an assignment that you objectively did not do correctly...

“Riley Gaines Industrial Complex” is a phrase I didn’t know I needed

I’ve said it before but Turning Point USA is a terrorist organization Going after trans people the way they do is terrorism

I'd be very careful getting anywhere near TPUSA with the name Fulnecky You don't want to end up as their next red shirt I'm not superstitious but I still wouldn't risk it, just feels like an unnecessary gamble

And may her career be as bright as Riley's!

It's easy to get the hoopleheads riled up about sports, but I don't think undergrad psych papers are going to repeat that. Pushing a snowball uphill.

I think it was pretty clear that this was the outcome she was going for when she wrote that crappy essay. She never had any intention of doing the assignment according to the instructions. She did this to get in on the grift.

She can’t even write an essay.