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See this is why the DNC doing centrist outreach is silly. These people are dumb as shit. You do not get their vote without tricking them, there's no thought process to appeal to

Remember a few years back they kept trying to burn the snow.

But I was assured if I ate microplastic snow and took my Ivermectin, my 5G Covid shot chip would stop working. Is this incorrect?

new dark age incoming

It's actually only partially plastic

... what

Literally have people who believe that on my city council

Its tastier than it was last year, that's for sure.

I don't know if this means they've never seen snow before or don't understand the water cycle.

Somehow the same folk aren't interested in exposure to brake dust or phlalates or industrial pollution.

It is. They should probably stay inside indefinitely. I'll let em know when it's safe to come outside again

Stop

I still think chemtrails are funnier. I grew up in the middle of nowhere in rural Germany but a small airport was close by so I saw con trails all the time, and as much as Germany is a client state of the US there was just no need to waste your chemicals over areas with more cows & pigs than people

No, silly... it's Asbestos, duh...

Less plastic = less snow, they're so smart

There is SO MUCH conspiracy theory fodder now and this is the one they choose?

Fire proof my ass! FOOF will light that shit right up. It'll burn snow too, but still.

They had to move on to something after it was revealed that their pedophile conspiracy theory was real but it was all their guys raping children.

Clealry thats why it burns when you put it over fire

I didn't know why the snow will turn black with a flame until someone remind me soot exists.

Me, with a suspiciously anowman-shaped neck: none...

i mean there's 0 chance that microplastics aren't in the snow right now in antarctica

Finally… plastic I can eat

None of that down here in the Free State of Florida

at this point it's not that much of a stretch to presume at least that all snow _has_ plastic

The snow by me is more like concrete. My neighbor misjudged turning into his driveway and did thousands of dollars of damage to the side of his car. It's a Mazda. If it was me, it would stay dented.

it very clearly is 😂

That’s how all the birds were killed so they could be replaced with drones

Can't burn snow. Curious 🤔

I mean, there's probably micro-plastics in the water-ice, but I'm getting that's not exactly what you mean. So I'm just going to go... Huh?

But of course we can't regulate plastics, right

Well, the material that snow is made out of and plastic have a lot in common. Most people alive today have their bodies full of them both, for one.

Environment's so bad they might actually be at least partially right tbh

We had that one here around 3 years ago. Don't know if I should laugh or cry at our trailblazing stupidity 😑

Big Snow continues to manipulate the working class with its needless means testing

Again??? We did this last decade.

Is it making a comeback? I remember all the vids of people trying to melt snow outside and say it’s plastic cause it’s burning and not melting:D

It's not even a new one. I've seen this about 5 years ago when they try to melt snow with a lighter and the particulates from the flame end up on the snow.

I am becoming the taxi driver

WHAT

I mean it used to be asbestos, I don't see what their problem is.

whut

In the middle of decision paralysis of if this is real or you’re making a joke.

Plastic with vaccines in it

Wat

That one's a classic, right wingers in Spain were making that claim back in 2021, with videos burning snow and all

Life must be so fun when you think the government can dump a bunch of slow-like plastic on you for shits and gigs.

Yes!! The funny thing is if they bothered to melt snow in a pot they would understand how little water it actually contains which is why it's so light.

can anyone else think of an easier way to get microplastics into human balls? because I can't.

guys who own 3d printers hearing this

My favorite is the people who don't understand how mirrors work.

take that jacket off, you don’t deserve it

Are you lost

theres still hope, maybe the meta study was also fraudulent and all the studies about plastic balls were true.

www.theguardian.com/environment/... www.science.org/content/arti...

Plastic with an extreeeeemely low melting point

apparently almost all rainwater in the world has trace plastic, could that be why this theory emerged? isnt snow/ice from rain just the same water frozen?

i love that conspiracy theory. "I'm holding a lighter up to a block of snow and its not melting what the fuck"

Chemicals! Snow is all evil chemicals! /s

An oldie but a goodie

Perennial panic. Yes buddy all snow is plastic. How else do you think he make all the toys you love to display on your shelves for the world to see.

Candace and the "ice right now is weird and not melting" is fantastic. How do you find time for this when you got 3 mil Epstein docs??

Everyone is twelve remains undefeated

This is how the microplastics end up in your balls

"BUT IT DOESN'T BUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!"

They're not even trying anymore