Laboo👻boo👻 Doll

I just want you to know who I am

Whatever spins your drift my guy

Called it lmfaoooo

Christ lol

I'd like to apologize to the good people of Elkhart, Iowa this morning

Was waiting for the neckshot

"It's fuck YOUR feelings not fuck MY feelings bro what r u doing??!?!"

interesting Reuters report on how an Israeli spy company named Discover-Tech was using dodgy ads to spy on and geolocate Starlink customers:

A mystery guest with a mustache is about to appear at mar a lago

timeline cleanser: Jair Bolsonaro getting attacked by bees

this the kind of ads that are cooking my grandfather’s brain to a crisp

Neither the consequences nor the astonishing nature of this victory are being discussed enough.

getting ready to see which supposed "progressive" "anti-genocide" voices suddenly celebrate the israeli elections when a different far right coalition that ran on netanyahu being too soft on palestine wins because i guess they are less close personally to trump or something.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

“Where do you get your ideas from, Ms Le Guin?” From forgetting Dostoyevsky and reading road signs backwards, naturally. Where else?

It's that time of year bruthurrrrrr

can someone make a pic that's those african guys carrying the coffin but instead of a coffin it's a hospital bed

i took down my old post because of a spelling error, which is less embarrassing than losing the election and immediately having your passport confiscated because you are being prosecuted for massive corruption. i hope Jair and Flavio grow old together in whatever prison hospital has the worst food

i remember being in the boyscouts and being taught flag etiquette and i thought burning the flag sounded cool so i dropped one on the ground on purpose and told my dad we needed to burn it and he told me to fuck off

Evangelical TV series for tweens called Left Behind: Kids

one of several things making me crazy about the latest report on the president being a rapist is that the response more or less comes down to "we knew that already"

BREAKING WaPo: Brazil's right-wing Flávio Bolsonaro just effectively conceded defeat to the incumbent left-wing president — minutes after Trump indicated he would not intervene on his behalf.

No Vietcong ever called me a clanker

It's a platform you can use to see everything with

vivek's hairstyle kind of looks like dessert at the cheesecake factory

I need holographic tupac because I can't hear the raps

We’ve officially entered post-wokeism. Not utilizing tech billionaires’ earth-killing plagiarism machine is privileged, elitist, and dare I say, maybe even ableist(?) Please adjust your behavior accordingly.

It also seems worth noting that 8 days before the election the vice president is in...Montana, a state Trump won by 20 points in which the opposition vote is being split between two candidates

Crows and Black Pigeons, 2022 by Kay Seohyung Lee www.instagram.com/kayseohyunglee

I put the work in preshaping but my oven steel is too short lol 72%, poolish 3:1 KA bread:sir Lancelot

uhhhh

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

futurama voice: good news everyone

Angela has been making incredible on cinema comps for the real movie buffs @oncinema.bsky.social

Lmfao dawg

if I were president of any country, I would be searching for any pretext, however thin, to do this to Meta and Vichy Twitter at least

sorry, I’m gonna be salty for life that we figured out “Don’t Feed The Trolls” in the 00s, then thousands of would-be savvy people and fresh-out-of-poli-sci twits thought amplifying Matt Fucking Yglesias for another decade plus. All of it, embarrassing and avoidable.

I think the lesson from Lula is not never talk about the opposition; it's articulate a positive vision that's basically, We Can Just Do Things. That's why Mamdani-ism is so popular - voters have an intrinsic sense that their electeds have agency they're not using