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I don't really care, do you?

Oh come on she deserves all the Oscar’s for this POS surely

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I’m waiting for the IMAX release.

Hard pass.

And this from Mother Jones. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Act NOW before the seats at my local theatre are sold out! They’re selling like hot cakes!!

No thanks. Not interested.

Don’t want to reschedule my colonoscopy.

I'm waiting for it to be released on betamax.

Yawnditorium

I don’t care. Do U?

Read the room 🍊💩 and weep.

Amirite tho?? Lol

Ditto!

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The person who bought that ticket thought he was going to a porn movie.

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Not too sure on that!! He probably extorted that one ticket 🎟

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I so love this for Jeffy

Epstein has to be in it.

Those are the film reviewers paid to be there. Poor souls.

F no.

I’d prefer to do my taxes.

And they won’t even have a flood to excuse people for not going…… nary a drop of rain is gonna fall in this town for a while…..😂😂😂😂😂

Andrew, formerly known as a prince

Pretty sure Trump had his team buy at least 1 seat in every theater so they could claim tickets were selling all over the world.

Look, not all teens have an understanding parents, and it’s cold and wet outside: need somewhere warm and dark for a nookie… what better than guaranteed empty cinema?? 🤣

all together now

Farage

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Baron’s girlfriend

The guardian journalist

Nigel Farage.

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A tourist who couldn't read English.

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hahahaha

King Charles, trump azz kisser.

although I probably should've said King Charles.

Someone who assumed it was porn. Probably thought it was a XXX theater.

And, how did Melania enjoy it?

LOL

Clearly, Melania wishes that her documentary was a Sex and the City-style cultural phenomenon, a stylish and chic luxury brand that all the girlies can enjoy together.

Lol.

I honestly could not imagine a more uninspiring and uninteresting movie or subject - and I watched "The Suitcass Killer"!

These two have no moral compass - just like the rest of the Trump circus!

They're just a few tanning booth sessions away from getting snatched up and landing in Honduras somewhere.

His brother was allegedly a cocaine dealer

Elon also came in illegally on a student visa but never even enrolled in school

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It will probably be on Tubi (with ads) by tomorrow.

Lmao

"Oh cool! More work for me!"-- Laura Benanti

I don’t think there’s any amount of booze and money that would make me sit and watch that garbage.

I already know all I need to know about the illegal alien, lesbian porn star, diamond eating first concubine I need to know.

Jacksonville Florida. They are only showing on the smallest theaters!!!! I could fill more seats showing the original Nasferatu! The vampire in that movie was the inspiration do Stephen Millers classic look!

What I've seen is there are more tickets sold for the Friday matinee, still less than half, all in small theaters, but the 9/10pm shows have not sold a single ticket.

Show the Melania/Epstein sex tapes.. that might fill some seats?

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I Really Don't Care Do You

Who in the .... name thought this melania thing was a good idea ?

There were 3 showings here scheduled and 9 tickets were sold.

I wouldn’t go even if they reduced ticket prices by 400, 500, or even 600%.

If nobody buys a ticket, do theaters even bother to run the film?

What level of malignant narcissism does it take to think, even for a moment, that this movie was a good idea?

Free? Nope.

My prediction for the future: Melania will tank like nothing we've ever seen before. Then, a fraudster billionaire facing hard time will buy a few million tickets and get a mysterious pardon from heaven. Book it.

No, it's a PG version of her life.

Naw, I’m good 🙂‍↔️

Money laundering operation is the name of th mooovie?

Melanoma.. ... no thanks... I have some cock roaches I haven't watched breed yet..

A dud.

Fuckkking whore who sold herself repeatedly, n then to the highest bidder!

Meh.. they’ll deploy ICE to fill seats and kill employees.

Like midnight screenings filled with drunk college students saying Donald with a horrible eastern european accent and slapping his hand away

Another over publicized swap of colossal proportions. Biggest flop ever. A lot of people.People are saying.

The book is always better!!

Well, heck! My Nails-on-Chalkboard group meets that night.

Are you kidding? When we could go see THIS and pretend that, just for a couple of hours, everything is awesome?

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Lol

The 3 people watching Melania in Glendale right now…

Movie will go straight to vhs, and beta 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Notice it's playing in their smallest theater too, because they KNOW it's not going to sell any tickets.