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imagine being so sad you sign up to be an ICE agent in Portland and then you have to tell your family that at work today you had to fend off an army of frogs, axolotls, and unicorns while also believing you're saving the country

This may be the funniest deescalation tactic I've ever seen. ICE look like clowns whenever they treat men in silly frog costumes like they're a threat, it's funny enough to do numbers on social media, and it ruins all the footage Fox tries to take.

I’m curious to know if you get your frog suit. I ordered mine yesterday & Amazon said it would be delivered today. Now I’m stuck in their “Ordered” purgatory, which often means the package never comes. The demand is off the charts for these patriotic suits. 🇺🇸🐸 On backorder for anyone buying now.

While I love this, just binged Wayward on Netflix and if anyone has also watched this, kinda creepy. Frogs can apparently be for good or evil. These folks are for good, obviously.

Excellent. They could do with throwing some shapes we can all dance to. The more frogs and toads the better. Maybe it’s time for King Kermit and Queen Piggy to lead the resistance!

I live in the UK and confess I had to look up exactly where Portland is in the USA. But I love your spirit, and when the tangerine toddler is gone and sanity returns I'm going to visit Oregon, and Portland in particular.

Frogs, a beloved symbol of our fantastic Pacific NorthWest, only breed and multiply when conditions are right, where cool, calm waters adide, not where fire and brimstone usurp the amphibious aquaculture and sylviculture environ that we PNWites relish and protect. Fire?? Hellhole??? Frogs know bttr!

Side note, I naively texted my lesbian sister-in-law "Have you seen Hundreds of Beavers?" Oh no . . . Husband freaked out! "Did you really just text that to my sister!?" She replied (with spell check changing save to shave) "No, but I have shaved Hundreds of Beavers." OMG. We both died of awkward.

I sadly work Brandi Kruse’s sister-in-law. She had her recent interview on a work tv for all to watch. I just removed myself from the situation. It should have never been on at work. I should not be exposed to this in my place of employment.

I'm so jellus of the noms! 🤤 Glad you're having a gud time. Remember to pace yourself. Let yer fin rest, even if you occasionally have to rent a wheelchair. 🦈♥️

Can’t wait for Trump’s Truth Social post about how his National Guard is saving Portland from a plague of frogs. “Very bad frogs. I hear they’re the biggliest frogs ever. I’ve had strong men from Portland come to me, with tears in their eyes, begging me to save them from the frogs.”

I used to pick up the bull frogs as they were trying to do bullfrog things under the sprinkler at night. I'd hug them like babies and give em a kiss on the lips. My husband would come screaming out of the house, "Do not kiss that frog!". I've always been an amphibian and reptile lover, he wasn't. 😂

With ESPNs College Game Day rolling in to Eugene & the proliferation of Portland’s already legendary freedom frogs - one thing is certain - there WILL be a poster board shortage in Oregon. #GoDucks #GoFrogs #NoKings