Hazel, Voltron Mom

My therapist once exasperatedly told me "you're really about what you're about." And I aim to live my life so that someone could say that to me daily.

OPEN THE SCHOOLS

It’s me! In every workplace other than LRR! I’m not actually hostile, I’m actually kind of conflict avoidant, I just don’t like doing stupid things because stupid people tell me to do them. But when you point out how they’re stupid/timewasters, even using your polite voice? You’re difficult!

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

again: if you watch the new harry potter, I will think less of you. Not telling you that you can't, just telling you that I will think less of you.

About a decade or two ago this country decided the role of a public intellectual was to use unnecessarily long words to say stupid things. And that’s Malcolm Gladwell’s whole career.

This is such important work, and the thing to keep in mind is that when AI people tell you that games will be personalized for you, this is the kind of thing they are more likely to mean.

Not the point I realize but it’s really funny how often right wingers bring up “the public square” as if their policies aren’t why it was bulldozed to allow room for a Best Buy no one uses

When you think of it, pragmatism is sacrilegious and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper left-communist movement should seek to abolish it.

#SpookyMonth64

what it feels like to transition

Running a Pokémon draft league. Had a player sign up with “The voluptuous Vaporeons.” Was told that name was innapropriate. They changed the name. After the draft finishes their conversations about scheduling are full of “I have church that day” “the pastor is longwinded sometimes” AHHHHHHH

I never know how tipsy I am until I stand up.

Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust https://theonion.com/americans-fondly-recall-9-11-as-last-time-nation-could-1847607772/

13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.

Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”

However much you hate British media, it is not enough www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...

Thanks NPR lmao

Your little Starbies sweet treat isn't worth thumbing your nose at the barista's union call for a boycott.

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

This was always the point of the demonization of trans people. Creating a way to eliminate any form of gender equality.

The biggest dildos at WNBA games remain in their seats.

*That sign can't stop me because I can't read voice* wow these emotions would really hurt if I could feel emotions right now Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

the only way to be unique as a trans woman is to not be annoying which unfortunately is impossible

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

The thought of working a patio shift in what feels like 37° heat in the middle of the World Cup makes me so grateful I am no longer a server. Please be extra patient with your patio staff this week. They've probably just tried not to pass out from heatstroke and/or cry in a freezer somewhere.

I wish I could more easily remember that I like discomfort when I’m in it

A key point in Fahrenheit 451 is that books were banned because they made people depressed and uncomfortable. The novel's protagonist, Montag, is taken into custody after he reads a poem that makes a woman cry because she realizes the emptiness of her life.

What a cowardly thing for us to do www.aljazeera.com/sports/2026/....

I will not touch arena until @magic.wizards.com recognizes the union.

Fuck I love Pokémon draft. Shit is by far the most fun and creative way to play.

"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool

Idk man, I feel like the pool's doing a better job reflecting this country than it ever has before.

Images from the Walmart in Senatobia, Mississippi, where police deployed tear gas against residents protesting the police killing of 1-year-old Kohen Wiley. Courtesy Action News 5: www.actionnews5.com/2026/06/16/c...

The whitest, whiniest weeb you know is now having the worst day of their life. 😂

Patriotic only for this

NYC, the only way for us to come back from this first quarter is to overthrow the NYPD, abolish private ownership of the means of production, establish universal access to health care, food, shelter and education AND improve the subway system, because we're clearly not impressing anyone on the court

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