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Strong "masterful gambit, sir" vibes here.

I hate it here

Is the art of the deal in the room with us now?

And we used to laugh at Baghdad Bob.

Do you think I should return the little screwdriver I bought to make my own iPhone?

Live from the White House.“ Melania, Melania, come here. Look, watch the screen: China 125% – whoosh, curve down. Tariff ban for 75 countries – whoosh, curve up.“ That’s so funny, up and down, up and down. Ha,ha, ha, Mel, do you love me? I am the sharpie of the markets.“ GOP 👏👏👏

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More like "the art of insider trading" and she's correct about any media organization that doesn't report it as such.

The Art of the Steal: How Trump is Manipulating Markets for Personal Gain

"This is 7D chess, lib! The dumber he looks, the more of a genius he is!!!"

Market manipulation or stupidity?.... tough call.

If you knew this was going to happen, you could have made a killing.

The Dow was at 44,627.59 before all this tariff buffoonery, so yes, after the pause announcement we've made back 2271.05 from where it cratered at 37,645.95. But before Ron Vara takes a victory lap, it's still a net loss of 4,710.95. As always,Trump is still a failure.

It’s definitely hilarious, but you know your colleagues will run with this angle: Genius President Plays 5D Chess With World, Secures Big US Victory

Love this post so much have to repost. Lolololololololololol

So she's saying Trump made the market tank so that a bunch of traders could get rich buying at the bottom? I'd say the SEC would investigate that, but the idea that any govt agency would investigate anything the govt does in this administration is laughable.

I'm so fucking tired of the market manipulation president

Sure, the art of the deal😂

pretty sure we are all familiar with market manipulation, guy

The trick I am now going to describe...

bsky.app/profile/stev...

LMAO

I believe the phrase you’re looking for, Secretary Bessent, is “market manipulation”. That’s what people in the real world outside of your cult call it.

@billbramhall.bsky.social

Literally, no one failed to see what he is doing here.

the brazenness is amazing

Some call it "the art of the deal" some call it "insider trading"...

bsky.app/profile/news...

we laugh, but half the country buy this crap

They should get the actual author of the Art of the Deal on and get his take on this.

Can't believe he is willing to forgo all that ass kissing (well the profitting off all that insider trading might make up for that).

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Pump and dump Pump and dump

He caved! But we all missed what a master negotiator he is.

I see clearly what Trump is doing. He is being his usual a$$hole self and in the process burnt the whole world economy down.

LOL AF

What did we get? Simple question, what did we get?

You don't realize that Trump individually negotiated a deal with each one of the countries on the list to get the tariffs down to 10%. Those penguins on Heard Island drove a tough bargain, and only a master negotiator like Trump could outsmart them. Thank you Mr. President for MAGA!

Character limit hit.

Manipulating the markets ftw

Definitely a “big short” & the Trumps + a few insiders are making billions through market manipulation, yes?

If I was her, there would be no amount of liquor in the world that would numb my shame.

In the real world, many products like groceries and health products,used by Americans, have just gone up by 10% across the board. That is except for products from China, which just more than doubled in price. And according to Donny, this is supposed to be a good thing?

This is what happens when you hire a 12 yo to be the PS.

Nor laughing. Nobody on the planet accept MAGA Republicans trusts Trump's leadership in any area anymore And our Republican controlled Congress & courts aren't acting to rein in a leader who is clearly delusional. Can you imagine the hell that would be breaking lose if Biden had behaved like this?

But this other guy doesn't have any idea what's going on.

Because they're unironically correct that "most people" don't understand "the art of the deal" and "what the president is doing here".

My 401k clearly did not understand the joke