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At least some of those replies are definitely just AI if that makes you feel any better. Well I guess it wouldn't, just bad in a different way

i am on record as saying i would sooner die

On this app, you either get that or a response like “kind sir, this brought a chuckle out of me! I tip my hat to you and wish you a glorious rest of your day”

They're either chatGPT bots or people with the brains of a bot

Has anyone really discussed what “Ring Around The Rosie” is really about?

At least they will learn all about eels!

Good thing many lyrics are unintelligible.

says a lot about society when we reward such flagrant disregard for road laws

im sure she’ll be real proud when my dad’s (who is a veteran btw) taxes are used to repair the bridge

When she was little, my god daughter asked why the man was singing about his socks being on fire.

Have you listened to the lyrics in Greased Lightning from Grease? Oh, dear...

Great joke I was like "I feel like Pitbull might have wrote this song" almost taking this joke seriously lmao

youtu.be/7ynZYlQ8bpA?... 😀

Hey look, it's either that or moving to Paris, shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars.

OOH GIRL that sounds dangerous

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Where were your complaints when they were trying to shock the monkey? Hey? Hey?

Ah, that Lemmy. What a kidder.

a family of trees? folks trees dont understand the social concept of 'family' let alone the yearning to be haunted

But I've been sing Puff The Magic Dragon to my kids for years..

While I wanted to be rocked like a hurricane. Not really.

What about the guy who wants so be “hit” with a “rhythm stick”? That’s could potentially be hazardous also!

my bad! maybe i didn't understand. can you explain how your joke is a riff on mine? to me, it felt like a stranger was just replacing it with their own separate thing they wanted to say, dismissing mine entirely.

Agreed 💯

I heard a song suggesting we try shrinking like an ice cube in the sink. That can't be healthy.

Buddy, just wait until you hear a little song called "London Bridge is Falling Down." A falling bridge could really hurt people, but no one seems to care.

Motörhead

Haha, true! Can’t have kids out here thinking electric eels are a fun time. Next thing you know, they’re at the aquarium trying to "catch a vibe." Some lyrics just hit differently when you imagine explaining them to a curious 6-year-old.

Love me like a reptile. One of their best. 🖤

This is a public service announcement: Sharks on any branch of the family tree can be dangerous and are not to be trifled with. doodododoodoooo.

Hah!!!

Never censored anything frommy daughter. Now as a boomer, maybe the worst thing was Robert Plant telling a woman to squeeze his lemon till the juice runs down his leg. With that said, I was more alarmed to hear a fifth grader sing he would take a bullet straight through his brain.

there's literally a song called 'breaking the law' and we're letting the kids listen to these songs??

My son was singing the Ramones in Kindergarten. “ Hit ‘em in the back with a baseball bat.” Not appropriate! Had to have a discussion with my husband about what music he could listen to when taking son to school. 🤦‍♀️

99% sure they're just good at what they do

I miss when I knew nothing about double entendres and was like “why is this album parental advisory?” when, listening as an adult, it has songs that are clearly about blowjobs and the like.

Oh man I've been searching for a badass song like that for a while ive grown tired of these Lullabys and gang raps

Our education system is really failing isn't it?

Followed you for your name 😂love it

I see it as an opportunity to talk to kids and to try to understand. Music, books, art, news, all contain issues that can be disturbing, but that kids will eventually have to face. Would you rather they face them later in life when there's no one there to guide them?

Thanks. I needed something punny. It brightened my day. Gave me a jolt of laughter.

I heard a pop song that supported “lighting ‘it’ up like dynamite”. I’m not sure what it’s referring to but kids shouldn’t be playing with matches.

Those baby girl's really are so impressionable!

I suppose he also wants the listener to love him “like a reptile,” hmmm?

We must remove all electric eels now

I like this song 🙃

Yes kid, the wheels on the bus go round and all that but for the love of everything will you PLEASE not get so darned close to them?!?

The one song mine asks for by name is Road Hammers' "Zamboni".

“eels do it, though it shocks them I know”

"let it snow" don't they know snow storms are dangerous and unhealthy? :/ why don't we have more positive songs about the snow stopping and the day getting warmer I wonder

No sleep 'til Brooklyn sounds like a good time until you realize you started driving in Oregon

Or the one wondering why the dogs are outside. It’s wintertime, I’m sure they’re cold, afraid, have frozen water and no food. So instead of standing around, shirking your animal welfare duties and repeatedly asking who let the dogs out, for Christ’s sake, let them back in!

Notice that the eel doesn't ge shocked, it's the one who shocks you. Elementary school biology, absolutely not for kids

Social media destroys nuance :P

The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz (same guy) is especially dangerous. Drinking champagne from a shoe is quite unsanitary. And what if the pigeons find out you've been poisoning their brethren?

I'm still explaining "finger-banging my heart"

Poor Ringo...

Tipper Gore comes to mind! That too was her point .