ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.comdoing my Dad Duty (making my sandwich entirely out of heel slices)20/7/26, 3:53 pm·31 reposts·898 likes
Rutherford B Hayes@rutherfordbhayes.bsky.social20 JulySergeant of Scraps is usually dad duty. So much left over mac n cheese and chicken nuggets3
Feral Grumpy, Less Hacked edition@feralgrumpy.bsky.social20 JulyThis doesn't work well with fancy bread, but they're good as a snack.1
John Coulter@vegasjohnny.bsky.social20 JulyI like the heels on BLTs as they contain the tomato juice.1
sumpfgeist@omnious.bsky.social20 JulyA lot of good mustard died for this - we can’t afford to forget2
Prescriptivism Must Die!@mgrammar.bsky.social20 JulyUnironically, that's such a good, simple, universal example of nontoxic masculinity.4
Sam Parsons@geejit.bsky.social20 JulyI did mine this weekend by making sure wife and kids had all they wanted at lunch, then proceeding to eat their leftovers. 🫡1
ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com20 Julyit’s in the Dad Charter bsky.app/profile/rimb...This post is unavailable.1168
Leftyhookshot@jsallen.bsky.social20 JulyMy kids and wife vastly prefer the top half of an everything bagel. Guess who gets to eat the sad, boring bottom halves14
Bobby Silverman@robertsilverman.bsky.social20 JulyI prefer heel slices #peakdad #sandwiches #heelslices7
redstateprof.bsky.social@redstateprof.bsky.social20 JulyMan, I'm still doing this with 10 and 13 year-old.1
Eldritch Millennial@bmorebaker42.bsky.social20 JulyEver do the trick of flipping the heel slice so the non-heel is exposed before presenting it to the kids? Works about 50% of the time.1122
EPIC! Stratton@epicstratton.bsky.social20 JulyOur kids will never know how much we gave up for them. I've had so many sandwiches made of heal slices. The uneaten parts of a banana. Random leftovers cobbled together into something resembling of a meal.
Impending DOOM@acab-racadabra.bsky.social20 JulyWe suffer so they don't have to. Real dad shit. As homeboy said in Hagakure: "This understanding extends to all."1