Post

shit, we got new people? I didn't think I'd been high enough to miss that

I'm sorry you hate women!!

My mind immediately goes to Lil Jon everytime I hear this. To the windoooooow to the waaaaaaall

Pahahaha 😂

If you're new you get ten skeets a day but you also get twenty antiskeets, deploy wisely or there may be penalties.

I was one of the first beta users and I never remember wtf their called, and don't care.

And the responses are called skromments

Y’all skeet skeet

people magazine made it official

Most are skeets but there are quite a bit of sharts too.

Whadda we want? MORE SKEETS! When do we want 'em? NOW!

i like to call them blueskeets, in an effort to piss off the maximum number of people possible

I’ve been here a year and nope. I do now.

#TeamSkeet

That’s probably where the hiphop slang came from. (Pun not intended)

As it says in the holy book: ‘Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker 'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn

bleets

It's good to see new people here.

I’m hearing this now for the first time

The slang meaning is exactly why we use it. On purpose.

oh honey

Nobody be mean to this person ok it's hilarious but they are clearly being sweet and innocent and not being any kind of jerk so no rudeness

Oh no, I’m sorry for the hell you have brought upon yourself.

And that it's a match up of the words sketchy and tweet.

Why do you do this, Tyler? I know, I know. Because it is fucking funny. It's how we stay entertained.

A skeet is a message that goes into a post. And, once again: a skeet is not a tweet.

I dunno. Seems like a metaphor leveraging trap shooting, like 'shooting off yer trap'. I prefer post. You get deaf as a post. Thick as a post. or Thick as three posts. Dumb as a post. etc.

Yes

they're called tweets sorry

They'll learn shortly or whine about it I guess

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Clearly, they should be called Bleats 🐑

I was there in the beginning, and yes goddamnit, they are called skeets. Jay tried to squash this, but could not -- and rightfully so.

You should respond by asking why they're angry-skeeting all over you

Skeets

Lmao absolutely

I mean, that's just fax.

I love showing up late and telling people their language is wrong.

The anti-skeet people get so mad that they force my to use skeet more often.

yeah they’re not all Like That, but the ones that *are* you can always call it from a mile away

It's skeets and there's nothing they can do about it. <3 Rage, rage against the posting of the skeet.

That person is still ranting about it lol

@ghaleon.bsky.social SWEET SKEETS PAL!

Youths finding out in real time how language works

was delighted to see this person blocked me already and I returned the favor I wonder which of my offensive views/behaviors it was

If they don't like the fact that they're called skeets they should stop skeeting so much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you don't make the rules, this is just how it is and has always been

"People just keep fucking doing it." Yes, that is how language works.

If you can't handle a mild cum joke you're not gonna survive knowing jizz is the most popular music in star wars.