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Like a garden hose!

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She should be wearing protective glasses.

I had to look this up, essentially it would rip through your thumb instantaneously. But in doing so it would energize and displace other particles causing essentially the effects of intense ultra localized gamma radiation. You would have massive catastrophic damage on the microscopic scale.

all things serve the beam

*dads everywhere, nodding approvingly with pride*

i do not volunteer myself

Do not the large hadron collider

It was turned off today for ~3.5 yrs

its sounds like rain when you do that

I laughed at this hard enough that my parents heard me and I had to try to explain it 😂

Well, you guys have to set your conspiracy theories straight : bsky.app/profile/mala...

No. You have to but your head, (not your hand) in the beam to become the most powerful person in the world but : - You will be orange, not blue - There are...hum...side effects

Je crois qu'il est mentionné dans la vidéo (mais ça fait très longtemps que je l'ai regardée donc je ne suis plus sûr).

Old scientists hate this one simple trick

Garden Hose Method

This is one of those problems that solves itself. that thumb is probably going to find itself in another dimension.

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Bit of duck tape and WD40 would fix that right up...

I... would not try that.

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kinky

I have always thought that the perfect porn star name for an indian guy would be Bang LaDesh

How very dare you? <Trademarks that.>

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Apologies to Team Gay-Lussac. Boyle came out of old man deep storage memory first.

Historically, the most advanced science achievements were found by someone saying, "I want to finger that hole."

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Stopping the most powerful plasma cutter on Earth with a finger. Check out the beam dumps that they use. home.cern/autopsy-lhc-...

I think that a particle beam with the amount of energy equivalent to that of a TGV at top speed miiiight be enough to burn a hole straight through your thumb, just saying... 😆

They'd better hurry it up with the prize. Nobels can't be awarded posthumously. xD

Incidentally we learned that by doing this you won't have a thumb.

What about the wigglin pin on the wobblin shaft........

Lmao

LOL!

Technically you could do it TWICE. Once for each thumb. Ya know, before they fall off in a few minutes due to massive radiation damage...

Spayed? Don’t want to garden at your house.

Now every collider has a Digital Bafflement Technician

Keep all hands feet and flippers out of the particle beam, it is bad for you.

when I was a kid we drank straight from the beam pipe and we turnnnndedd oujhhff ffffffff

But then elementary particles spray everywhere

I've got yer beam pipe right here.

Not Tronald Crump?

Nobels can't be awarded posthumously 💀

Some people don't know that thumb has a 'b' in it.

"Don't make me turn this collider around!" --Physics's dad

Ion beam

To the families of the scientists, you mean...