Jennifer Wray

*patting your arm* Rest assured if you ever caught your belt loop on a door fixture & became trapped, I would rescue you & then we could wander the earth sharing adventures & wisdom.

Zenith Chromacolor Keota, IA

Not only this, but this is a sign (heh) to me that this is gonna be a great meal.

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:

Had a heart attack and went into cardiac arrest seven years ago. Glad to still be here.

Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it

i've seen some terrible puns but this is really the last straw

Holy shit.

This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead

I’m delighted to see @matternews.bsky.social on here!

It's that time. "I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008

salty sherrod brown is my favorite sherrod brown

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

Thinking of service professionals as part of your community & not your staff is a lost value (& skill frankly) for too many. Gotta sit everyone down & make them watch the Sesame Street “These are the people in your neighborhood” song w/their eyeballs preyed open like a clockwork orange.

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

My favorite typo was the many times “pubic schools,” “pubic libraries” and the like appeared in our newspapers’ archive back in my journalism days.

This collection of campaign signs in my neighbors’ front yard really underscores the value of designers understanding typographic hierarchy.

Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron

Water tower Friend, NE

many social media managers will encourage you to spread your posts throughout the day but why do that when you have 500 thoughts and you could just literally post them all at the same time

www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...

ATTENTION: SAUCE POLICY

have y'all seen this one before

“THE DREAM” IS DEAD. A SUMMER SEASON come and gone with NAUGHT a SINGLE SIGHTING of our beloved HOT MUSTARD DORITOS. The DEMONS AT FRITO-LAY have kept from us the THING OF JOY for which HEARTS ACROSS THIS NATION CLAMOR. They KNOW what the PEOPLE want, and they CARE NOT. SHAME! SHAME TO FRITO-LAY!

This late-Friday news from Novartis regarding Horizon, its pelacarsen trial, is a real gut-punch. I survived a heart attack at 41, and have spent the last four years as a Horizon participant. I had so much hope for this. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/s...

👀

Medusa but her hair is an anaconda

Today I led a group of 10 Cub Scouts in making sunprints. It was 92° with 1000% humidity and the 8- and 9-year-olds had the focus of caffeinated gnats and sweat poured from me like a gajillion mini Niagaras, soaking my clothes and dripping onto their art. That was 6 hours ago; I’ve nearly recovered.

The kid, 6 a.m. Wednesday morning, barging into our bedroom and breaking our sleep: “Why is the moon still out?”

A guest post, by @claireicalerror.bsky.social glennkenny.substack.com/p/funny-wome...

Albert answers a question about a kid who might be a little bit of a mess. defector.com/what-do-i-do...

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

In a world full of the destructive kookiness of people like RFK Jr, strive to fill it with a little of the restorative kindness of Dolly Parton.

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

♥

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

that’s right

Today I learned that my coworker, who is only two years older than me, has never heard of—much less consumed—Boone’s Farm. 🤯

BITCH!!!!!!!!

i keep getting tagged on this. it's real. if you want to understand how the booze industry got here—beyond @veryimportant.lawyer's immortal "everyone is 12 now" theory, which is honestly a good place to start—may i recommend subscribing to fingers:

"It sounds like jets taking off, but they never exit the runway ... It never stops." Residents near Elon Musk's Memphis-area xAI data center speak out against constant, deafening noise and unpermitted gas turbines spewing toxic air pollution into local neighborhoods.