Alex Foreman

𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

I think Professor Layton and House M.D. could probably figure out the economy

Spider-Man without his glasses, wobbly Parker 👓

Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...

Thought I stumbled into the InfoWars store somehow

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

I want to see more @puzzmo.com accounts when I'm on Bluesky! Help me juke my stats, if you've hooked it up and got the label, but don't have a paid account; DM me your profile link over the next week and I'll gift you a year's sub (The link is in the dropdown when you click on your nav avatar)

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s FDA policy: youtu.be/_Re6pZri8Gw?...

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

If you're not outraged, you should be

youtu.be/eU-iISmQ81w Looking for something to take the edge off in-between tense World Cup elimination matches? Here's How Pokemon Pokopia Helped Me Cope With My Adult Circumcision

Acting.

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.

Nintendo unveiled a teaser for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake featuring a cameo from Tupac Shakur as that one big tree. paletteswap.site/dif...

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

hope you brought urine!

I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS, THERE’S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS

some jokes write themselves

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

i'm one of those teenagers who only likes classical music. i have curly hair. and when i talk? i sound annoying as fuck 😤

What if we split up data centers, distributed, and made them portable and run off food? 🧠

Experts warn that deforestation threatens climate, biodiversity, and the hiding place of the Power Rangers’ Sabertooth Tiger Zord. paletteswap.site/dif...

A collector of Good Smile Company’s Nendoroid lineup of figurines was remarking on the quality of Funko Pops while enjoying a glass of imported wine. paletteswap.site/dif...

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

star fox zoom call

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

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