🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃

what idiot called it hansel and gretel instead of And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Bread

nevele ice rink, ellenville, new york, 1978

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

Listening to a report about Google chopping down a quarter of a million trees in Finland to build a data centre while washing out yoghurt pots for the recycling

Brazil going the way of South Korea. Basically around the world women are desperately trying to keep power out of the hands of incredibly stupid fascistic grifters while men keep trying to hand it over. Men are an embarrassing cringe gender.

hi flavio, do u want picking up in the morning pal

Just checking the weather

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

equip this to stunlock BBC editors

there’s a certain genre of image

Threads check

my longest 'let's go girls' ever

SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society. BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!

sigmund? sigmund it's your cousin marvin... marvin freud... you know the thing you've been talking about where there's some libidinal force inside us that seeks egoic shattering even unto death... well you're not gonna believe this but I'm looking at the news and im thinking, call it the death drive

good, he would have hated this

what a time to be alive

Here is the BMA saying "we were worried about the FWS case, warned you about the potential health risks associated with the proposed Code of Practice, and now you have gone ahead and implemented policies that will cause serious harm to trans patients and staff' www.bma.org.uk/news-and-opi...

Yeah i want to devolve power back to the regions. Oh scottish courts said the jackdaw drilling was unlawful well unfortunately devolution just means mayors to me so i don't care

There is an increasingly disingenuous narrative peddled in Scotland about the impacts of granting new oil and gas licences on North Sea production levels and job security. Amid this, it’s important to look at evidence 🧵

So we’re already at the “rich individual unilaterally dictates the course of wars between nations” stage of oligarchy, how much farther do we want to take this?

new classic reaction image I’m afraid

is this good

beyond a boundary [1963]

PAXTON: hey we're catching a lot of shit for holding our final rally at the alamo, the site of an infamous Texas doomed last stand TRUMP:

Which way, First Great Western man?

(Mormonly) i'll have a dirty soda, please. and a disgusting cookie. can i get that with the depraved frosting? how much to add the filthy little slut toppings

me pretending I understand bridge:

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

should be cosy in my sleeping bag in a bothy rn but the outdoors gods had other plans so instead I am sleeping in a big bed with my wife