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Friday nap day, because we love waking up at 5:30 am to commute into the city so that I can be on Zoom calls from a hoteling desk

When you owe a university money: We're going to boot your car, repossess your diploma, and retroactively fail you on the swim test When a university owes you money: Sorry, what is money? We think there's a person on the 6th floor who handles that but they're out until January.

Suraj has a point.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines Trans obsessed conservative women who placed 5th

I am forever grateful to Dirty Dancing for teaching me at a young age that men who suggest Ayn Rand are awful.

Whiskey drink Vodka drink Lager drink Cider drink Songs that remind him of the good times Songs that remind him of the better times

hmm

Oh no a funny post on threads my world is crumbling

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

@jesseduquette.bsky.social

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for

i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all

Most of America would be lucky to have a bagel world or a house of biryanis. having both in a single strip mall is but a sign of how new jersey is so rich it paves the very roads with jewels

LMAO

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

You can't make up something I never said and turn off comments 😂

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Last year: Austin Peay State University learns prof is Nazi who went to Charlottesville rally. Admin drags heels, pays him $56k severance to leave This week: APSU prof posts screenshot of headline - Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment- & is immediately fired

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