Toshi Inc.

As soon as I find out who this "Al" mother fucker is, I'm kicking his ass for stealing all the art and music and making shittier, soulless versions! #FuckAL

imagining Waria, the evil Maria from sound of music, putting on a bunch of nazi puppet shows and farting

Bragging my wife and closest friends that I got "reskeeted by YKS" and quickly being summarily executed.

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

what zelda will look like in 2026

If my GF became Obsession i'd scream like a fat little pot-bellied gnome. I'd lowkey shout like an asshole.

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.

Following InfoWars on all social platforms is the truest form of bravery.

Laughed until I (actually) cried at this

I've seen someone become a "main character" of the day on this website where people dog-pile his horrible take enough to get it trending. This has fully become the true replacement to the bird site.

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

@jessefarrar.com hey! You are a twitter old-head. Do you remember a bit like 10 years ago on twitter about the philosophy of the two brews or something? I think Mike F. may have been the one who did it. Coffee is the brew of the morning and beer is the brew of night.

this is funny but also heartwarming

It's cool that apple is rumored to make their own version of the meta rayban pervert glasses.

69 has always been funny. 67 has been funny recently. But 68 is slacking - however, i Believe in it, and I think you should just start laughing at 68 to make it feel better, and pretend it's a small person who is sad and needs our positivy. In fact - let's pretend all numbers are little people

After so many years of being kidnapped, princess peach bought a pistol for self defense but she is too afraid to pull it on bowser so she just keeps putting it in toads mouth to feel strong and she always tells him "someday I'll do it and no one can stop me"

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

@vinny.vinesauce.com I hope you are good melbert! I love your streams!

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️

I just donated $50 to the internet archive!!! #InternetArchive #WaybackMachine

Women will make fun of guys for using 3-in-1 shampoo or whatever and then see nothing wrong with going to an ear, nose and throat specialist

#hottake I think that all of this AI shit would be better if they were banned from saying any I-statements. There is no "I" as one who is speaking, it's a program generating shit. Example: "Chappy T, who are you?" "ChatGPT is a large language model and it fucking sucks"

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Charles Dickens walked into the barbershop and asked for the "Shit-Fuck"

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

i constantly think about this post