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I laughed way too long at this.

guy who shaves in the dark: "i am going to make the serpentor of dogs"

Are we not doing phrasing?

As a help to any media people covering this, the town is pronounced "car rinth" by locals.

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

i know clinton is a savant but try to imagine how a young slick willy might have answered this question. looking her directly in the eye like she’s the only person in the room. acknowledging the pain and saying that he regrets it too! but we have to enforce the law. you get it.

First time at a CAVA. Where do I go to get my $50,000?

Reverend Wright was correct.

Emperor Vitellius may not have known the North American continent existed but he was spiritually from New Jersey

As Data said to Scotty, referencing Scotty 30 years before, it is green.

This bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it

Gonna be in Charleston for a few days this week for the first time in a while. Seafood is not my thing, but anyone have any other Lowcountry restaurant recs?

OK, I LOLd.

Please join us in wishing a very happy birthday to Scott Bakula, Captain Jonathan Archer on Star Trek: Enterprise.

Warrant, "Down Boys." "The way the streetlight silhouettes your thighs inside your dress" is not what I heard in my head for like 35 years.

My wife said I could go to a game if the Dodgers and the Guardians make the Series, which is how I know it won't happen.

I try not to think too much about the fact that the Cabinet official tasked with preventing terrorist attacks here seems like one of the dumber cartoon animals in the Hanna-Barbera family

My initial reaction was I didn't like this guy and why is he in everything? But then I was like, whatever man get paid. But the gut knoes. It knows.

Queen Hayley

Holy shit.

Imagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley…

I personally really liked Enterprise, though I know a lot of folks didn't.

Well I can’t say I like that one bit

Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/

Living in Ohio in an election year sucks balls.

Id often soeedrun religious fundamentalism and then overrun everyone with fanatics units. Can build all you want with no unhappy citizens. Who needs science?

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Boy, did these people buy the wrong phone number.

Uncritical support to Lilly Wachowski in her battle with the mold witch, get her ass

I think this may be the most profane thing I've ever seen.

The Muppets ARE the premise! Get a celeb to sing a song, fall off a ladder, kiss Miss Piggy, and that’s your format. Do that 12 times. You’re welcome

Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel

Wife saw that Ocarina of Time remake trailer and was like, Yes, pre-order now. She always liked that one best.

I think I had that many today, too... I'll see myself out.

My wife and I are really liking Lanterns so far.

bugs is a trickster god, an ageless elder being one should take pains not to cross. he must be treated with respect or dire consequences follow

Biggest problem with modern Looney Tunes, even COYOTE VS ACME (which I like) is that Bugs Bunny has been sanded down into a mascot. You watch him in the 40s or 50s and he's a freaky lil dress-up pervert who is down for anything. Assigned diva at birth. Nowadays, he's just a regular guy. Not my Bugs.

my girlfriend has never seen any of the rocky movies. i am struggling to convince her that: 1. the first rocky is legitimately one of the best movies of all time, 2. rocky 4 ended the cold war.

Ally and Nellie.

In any sane universe the 25th Amendment would've manifested itself into a kaiju and would be stomping around DC right now