Ben Wheat

watched a full extra-inning baseball game and i'm still tucked into bed before 10pm. the west coast is God's Paradise on Earth

*loudest fart sound known to mankind*

Absolute and complete yuck.

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

Come for the Rhamondre Stevenson 48 yard screen pass TD, stay for the stunned Bears fan

Lmao that was a downright silly TD

Ok y'all. Start making plans.

“Part of his shirt sleeve lightly grazed OB”

I don’t even remember how movies used to show that someone was a douche before you could just have them vape once.

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

Nutting Cart

Hiya all! I'll be doing a talk on music at Code BEAM EU, here's a little side quest I started doing while working on my talk. Have you ever wondered how early synth chips worked? Feel free to use my discount code if you don't have a ticket yet: EllyseCedeno15 Thanks @codebeam.bsky.social !

A very sweet post about Goatmire from Davide Bettio. Of course focusing on the badge as AtomVM is his whole deal. And the badge was awesome! medium.com/@Bettio/goat... #goatmire #elixirlang

The #Nerves Discord is hopping with upcycling energy! It feels like the number of devices that didn't originally run Nerves but now can run Nerves doubled today alone We have more of that this week - join us Thursday at 19h CET at the Nerves Meetup! nervesmeetup.eu/meetup/isaia...

I am absolutely over the moon about this 😁 The #Goatmire badge (running #AtomVM) controlling the Goatmire balance bot (running #Nerves and #BeamBots, rendering display with #Emerge) via #Erlang distribution Thanks @lawik.bsky.social for the display PR 🫶

The best hangouts and funnest topics for anything remote in Elixir-land. #elixirlang #nerves

Ugh man Ted Lasso was so bad. Like I’m mad I finished the season bad.

Yankees Suck.

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Lmao Yankees.

Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social

Sports are hell

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I hate baseball.

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

Some names from Case Keenum’s recruiting class: Percy Harvin, Myron Rolle, Mitch Mustain, DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow, Jake Locker, Knowshon Moreno, Ricky Stanzi, Todd Reesing

Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way

Jesus: *rises after three days* God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us

We've been working on tomorrow's PTFO investigation for several months now. Hope you can make time for it. pablo.show 😇

Man these last two episodes of Ted Lasso have been real stinkers.

Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648

Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion.

ux friends, does anyone have any resources (papers, studies, blog posts, talks, ...) exploring canvas interfaces, node base uis, that kind of thing... there's a wealth for visual programming but im struggling to find the same interest in other kinds of canvas apps/interfaces.

Doink is good.

🎙️ Just published a new episode of Macro Mayhem: 005 - OTP Security Releases, ElixirConf US, and Goatmire Badges. Have a listen:

Words in the dictionary that describe things that aren’t real. 1. unicorn 2. centaur 3. apolitical

Well when you put it that way…

" Mr Badazz, the conflict in Iran has pushed oil prices past $108 a barrel. Would you in today's fraught economic climate, still be on a song that advocates for Americans going to a nightclub on an empty gas tank and spending their gas money instead on VIP access and drinks?

Prepping "And Then There Were Nil", our sequel to "The Oban Murders", for Goatmire in a few weeks (goatmire.com)

The cat is out of the bag: we’re doing badges again for #Goatmire 2026! Each attendee will get a digital badge in their goodie bag, powered by #AtomVM and #ElixirLang. Featuring an ESP32, LCD, keyboard and some fun onboard sensors Join us for Goatmire in Varberg, SE Sept 27th - Oct 3rd to get one!

I DESPERATELY need your help with something, even if it’s just sharing this skeet: I’m working on a piec about the evolution of video games and the KEY to my story is a guy named Oscar Munoz who worked for Sega in the early 1990s I’ve tried everything to find him and social media is my last resort

BABY TUCKER CARLSON: And I have to wonder, where did mommy go? I saw her hands go to her face, and she was gone. What’s happening here? What’s the plan? Am I supposed to believe mommy’s not there anymore and that’s ok? Because that’s the plan, that’s the goal

i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith

Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance https://theonion.com/savannah-bananas-commemorate-9-11-with-solemn-macarena-performance/

🚨 Announcing Pushin 🚨 Now officially: I'm announcing Pushin.eu, a git hosting platform built and run entirely in Europe. Think GitHub/GitLab but European, better, and faster. Built with #ElixirLang and #RustLang. peterullrich.com/announcing-p...