Waffle Horse

Being an adult is mostly just walking around your house looking at things that need to be cleaned, repaired, or replaced, and then deciding to sit on the couch and stare at a smaller screen.

If you recognize this don't forget to take your pills today

waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt

never go with an engineer to a second analogy

It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.

how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk

Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole.

Don't tell me Scandinavians never do meaningful scientific research.

I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:

Tim Curry Was the Greatest Actor I’ve Ever Worked With, and His Role in Rocky Horror Helped Me Realize I Was Pansexual – Guest Post by Gonzo thehardtimes.net/uncategorize...

Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-to-find-god-illiterate/

fellas repurpose this card’s confusing font to tell your woman you can’t get enough of her sweet hole today

Will you join the revolution?

Great moments in U.S. History.

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

Evergreen

Coming out of my nuclear bunker then having to explain the gap on my resume to the guy who came out of a slightly nicer nuclear bunker

Thinking about a reply guy Era. No one’s done that before right?

2026 basically

What a beautiful way to summarize the past year

Just a friendly reminder that in the mid-80s, Knorr (the powdered soup and gravy company) had a weird scarecrow mascot made of vegetables.

Melissa Hortman practiced politics the right way.

Good News Everyone

Alligators have the chance to do the funniest thing ever today

Musk’s Direct-to-Cell constellation and the U.S. election. Background: This began in 2022 as “digging,” when Musk launched his bid to purchase Twitter at $20B over value, just 49 days after Putin invaded Ukraine. A convo re NATO considering Article 5 over Cyber attacks prompted the original post.

I hate when I’m hauling a load of iron ore, 26000 tons or more, and the gales of November come early

. . . I was wearing a tiger striped bowling shirt, which was the style at the time

Do you want one million Jokers? Cuz this is how you get one million Jokers

you’re telling me *you’re* frying that rice? motherfucker you’re just a prawn in their game.

White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.

Everything is terrible so here are some adorable fox kits.

When all seems hopeless, we can always rely on Mitch McConnell falling down some stairs to cheer us up.

Headline from the not too distant future: FAA will partner with Open AI to revolutionize air traffic control.

Well? Yes or no. Are you supportive of these onesies?

New genre just dropped

As a Gen X kid, I was promised two possible futures: 1) Post-apocalyptic wasteland where people fought for the remining scraps of civilization 2) Techno-Hell where our lives were ruled by megacorporations that took over the government Looks like Option 2 was the winner. Still time for 1, though

This is why kamala lost the Italian-american vote

A frittata!?! In THIS economy?

Please download the ACLU’s Mobile Justice app. If you see a problematic government interaction, the app lets you film it and send it to your local ACLU chapter in real time. It also has “know your rights” guides for the most common situations we’re all likely to face in the coming months.