cheezopath

My GBPA5 set is online: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJIY...

it calls you an idiot for playing it the part where he calls them "moron" is locked into my brain forever. Like when I get voice-acting done for my game, I am literally going to hire someone to help recreate that exact sound as close as humanly possible. [warning: flashing lights]

begone

we still use the ancient ways because they 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬

their barbarous appdata vs our beloved program files

EggRobo 'Sonic & Knuckles' SEGA Mega Drive

The invincible airplane

"you don't just unzip a man and say goodnight"

To me, heaven has to be, like, a cross between a Krobo Video, and Chicken and winigish. See, it’s like, I could have a leg in one hand, and a brerb in the other!

walking around the dock in Metal Gear Solid 1 but instead of being stealthy I'm ripping out a sax solo

We did it.

and can exist in harmony beautifully with the entire history of filmmaking artifice

wtf this is huge. this game is an all-time classic btw

BEWARE THE PIPELINE

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

jim bakker? lmao

christ this new firefox is ugly what the fuck

kid rock is the kind of person i would test out the capabilities of the death note on before doing the real work

free discord ui idea -- custom ranked notification colours. let me label a server, group chat, or person with a notif colour and decide how the ranked presence of different notifications cascade in colour

*I press X to talk to you* : My wife ...my children... I've lost everything... *i press Square to talk to you* : Wanna play cards?

The tabletop polycule endgame

l think he should die [remembers rules about violence] I mean, in Minecraft [remembers AI-based age detection] I mean, in Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII

if you’re a games company that wants to survive it has been proven over and over again you need to do whatever it takes to stay away from being publicly traded. you’ll be turned into wood chips the moment it’s convenient.

You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Picturing a version of RE where it's NTBTSTM Jay in the alternate timeline having to fight through hordes of zombies to reach Matt at the Rivoli using only his golden desert eagle

also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

Nancy 9/8/26