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691 words about Cheesecake. 434 words about rape.

JD Vance tries to say Kansas but it comes out "Sexus"

"Under Brazilian federal law, all legislators have immunity...To run for President, Bolsonaro decided not to run for his Senate seat. Now, after losing the Presidential election, he no longer has legislative immunity when his Senate term expires in January 2027." Very Special Episode of no amnesty

One thing you'll never hear a "centrist" say is that REPUBLICANS need to become more moderate to attract voters in the center. Never not once.

boy it sure seems like the main threat to democracy everywhere across the globe is right wing media and certain social media companies

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

We've always known that Trump doesn't give a lick about the economic anxiety or suffering of everyday Americans. But now the dude is so unhinged, he's actually saying it out loud.

When Donald Trump refused to pay SNAP benefits during the shutdown, 750,000 Oregonians were put at risk. Oregon took him to court, and my team was ready to get benefits back to families the night the court ruled in our favor.

None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

ChatGPT tell me what I love about my child

Kushner also failed to disclose himself as an agent of a foreign government, having been paid nearly $2 billion in total by foreign leaders. trib.al/NPqsq5A

This is a man who knowingly took up Nazi rhetoric to gin up the hatred behind an ongoing ethnic cleansing of Haitian refugees from his own state.

So Lula not only won, he basically doubled his margin of victory from 2022. I'm guessing he won thanks to voters who didn't love him, but were terrified to see Flavio given near-dictatorial power. It's going to be a messy next chapter for Brazil, but at least it'll be a fight, not a curb-stomping.

between serbia, brazil, and hopefully november 3, a good reminder: voting works it’s not the end, there’s always work to be done after the vote, but if you want to beat the motherfuckers and keep them out of power: vote your asses off

Lula Goes HARD

Pumpkin carving today!

Hospitals expect us to trust these garbage theft and guessing bots with our medical information, meanwhile their own garbage theft and guessing bot daddies can't control them www.reuters.com/world/us/ant...

The only way out and I mean this sincerely is scorched earth, prison time highest level penalties for the whole administration down to the most bottom level mailroom geek. No other way to get rid of the smell theyre gonna leave on the world stage.

So Trump’s closing argument is that high gas prices are good because his donors who run oil companies are making bank, Jon Husted has a nice ass but not quite as good as Nicki Minaj’s ass, after 7 months the Reflecting Pool is almost done, and we get a ballroom, arch and helipad.

Oh so a country *can* choose not to make the same mistake twice

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Truly horrible pictures of US bases in the Middle East that were attacked by Iran in retaliation for Trump's vanity war. So much destruction, deaths, and injuries that Republicans have been hiding from Americans. Support our soldiers and military families! Vote all Republican traitors out.

the two outfits for men

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: MeidasTouch obtained NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN photos and videos revealing devastating damage to U.S. bases from Trump's Iran war. Troops and military families describe being abandoned by their own government. “It’s so much worse than people realize.”

MINNESOTA: “I don’t think about myself. The youth are the most innocent. Anything you can do to save them is worth it.” ♥️ Endless stories attack the MN Somali-American community— but Ebro Ahmed🦸🏽‍♂️saves a bus 🚌 full of kids and stories mostly leave out that he’s Somali? 🤔

Just as a private equity firm buys out a corporation and strips it for parts, a consultant class is raiding the Democratic Party and getting “generationally wealthy” along the way New from me and @adambonica.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/2163...

Look here, Beelzebub, you don’t do it

i personally don't believe you have to smile to look stylish. for instance: IG charlie_the_griffon

100% this and proud to have @lydiakauppi.bsky.social on our team.

You pay more and Tom Tiffany laughs.

I’m on the road a whole bunch coming up and you can get tickets to any of my shows at my website: www.joshgondelman.com/schedule 📸: Mellisa Rasor

This is a reminder of the ways in which you can influence betting markets with fake scams, at a time where big news outlets like CBS News are incorporating these markets into their coverage and graphics.

The thing about guys like Axelrod and Carville and the whole army of dillrod consultants like them is that if a real-life, genuinely effective leader shows up, their business model is shot

Is the skeleton on the right… a. A helpful friend OR b. A ruthless enemy of the skeleton on the left?

There you have it: "Musk and Trump discussed the Starlink decision in a call soon after the slowdown became public." Gift link ⤵️ www.wsj.com/world/ukrain...

Breaking: Elon Musk ordered the Starlink slowdown that blindsided Ukraine on.wsj.com/4sgcxkt

Getting so much news coverage of political candidates in states where I don't even live, but I can't name a single Republican policy that would improve someone's life. It's all about someone's religion, mom, or supposed vegan diet.

the idea that empathy is dangerous has been permeating right-wing spaces for a while, but it's not an actual element of their ideology as much as it's a defense mechanism against confronting the reality of their cruelty

The guy who made his fortune by giving Alzheimer’s patients and their families false hope just tried to exploit the sex abuse his opponent suffered as a child for his own political gain. Republicans are a Mad Libs of depraved cruelty and moral degeneracy. Just horrible people.

My brain cannot process this level of corruption. She was being paid $50 million to engineer a pardon from Trump *while working at the Justice Department* as a "Special Government Employee." And it worked. He got the pardon, and she got the money. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...