Colin Gibson

Sound Transit, you should absolutely release your forthcoming train simulator to the general public. The people want to drive the wave!

they should get rid of the designated hitter and just let the pitcher try to throw a base hit when it’s his turn at the plate. that’s the way it always should have been

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Good morning! If you were itching for a longread about how the town of Beaux Arts Village (pop. 310) is grappling with a new state housing regulation accountability framework, today is absolutely your lucky day. www.theurbanist.org/housing-acco...

*Jason Statham voice* apiary

all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share

Wife doesn't want me throwing random fruit or seeds I'm done eating out into the yard "to see what happens" or "because it's funny." This country no longer respects science.

‘That Actually Happened in Unincorporated King County,’ Reports Guy from Enumclaw: tinyurl.com/38sr95j2

Approximating the Lorenz attractor with a chaotic leaky water wheel. The orange dot is the centre of mass of the water. It traces (a projection of) the familiar attractor as the wheel spins seemingly randomly left and right.

(whispering during an Oprah show taping as the lights start to dim) Oprah cometh

butthead, ascii fanart (1999) web.archive.org/web/19990429...

Condolences &/or happy schadenfreude to @opinionhaver.bsky.social

[nudging my date when Duluth MN comes on the live stream]: that’s the big lake they called gitche gumee

When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere

Reply guy down! MEDIC!

George R.R. Costanza

Luigi is Mario’s dad

It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it

Chamillionaire is a portmanteau of chameleon—the old world lizard known for its independently articulated eye sockets and its specialized skin cells known as chromatophores that enable it to change color—and millionaire

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit

Playing on Nintendo, GameCube Nintendo Five percent tint so you can’t see me play Nintendo

This headline reminds me of

Bro is playing 40 chess

Change in Abstract

red sky at noon: sailing buffoon red sky forever: sailor wear leather

Change in Headline

OpenAI's claim that this is a central conjecture in discrete geometry is not an exaggeration. This will I think be looked back on as the first time that AI solved a major mathematics problem (defined as a problem that all experts in some subfield had thought about). openai.com/index/model-...

I just hope the constable doesn’t drop by again

Diglett stuns in new facebook post

[horse meeting] We're getting a lot of good feedbag

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

He’s right

CYPHER: I know this steak doesn't exist... Ignorance is bliss... NEO (BEEN TAKING SPANISH ON DUOLINGO FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS): carne asada...

areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess

OiI

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)

Neo getting distracted by a red cybertruck in the simulation and getting run over by a black BMW

@jonbois.bsky.social watching speed skating