Calvin

Damn near knocked himself out but what a catch by Chandler Simpson

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crazy how high speed rail takes 23 years of reviews and planning to not be built but thousands of data centers can be built on top of people and habitat in less than a month

So close! You are in France 💕

If you're a connoisseur of on-brand James Dolan pettiness, grudge-settling, and ham-fisted dumbassery, have I got the article for you www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

Aday Mara just absolutely destroyed Wemby on both ends 👀

The part of the election runup where every day brings videos of Trump getting up in front of some battleground audience in his dumb hat and going "frankly you're terrible people, really disgusting. A bunch of stupid people and their awful kids. [long break for laughter and applause] Ugly as shit,"

ICYMI: As Meta’s new personal assistant Muse takes off among consumers, data from inside the app is providing insight into how it organizes and presents information to users. www.wired.com/story/muse-c...

My ex got really sick while she was in law school at Cornell and had to move back to Canada. I took care of her for almost a year. She is being asked to do like ten times the amount of work to be readmitted to Cornell than these frat bros had to do and it is making me insane.

making friends as an adult is hard. for example they may like hamilton

BELLE, fully within earshot of everybody: 🎶 there goes the stupid fucking mongrel baker / selling his nasty fucking bread 🎶

You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.

26 years ago

ICE shot a DoorDash delivery guy.

Does your school's NIL arm sell a university-branded whiskey? Then you should know it is a Silicon Valley-incubated, venture capital-backed, AI-native disruption play. www.foiaball.com/p/nil-whiske...

Kelvin Sheppard your days are numbered

New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

First Lions game of the season, which means I get to expose myself to the horrors of American ads in a purple state for the first time all year 😀

NEW: After a multi-year investigation, Southern Glazer's Wine & Spirits coughed up just $12.5 million to make the DOJ go away, "admitt[ing] to and acknowledg[ing] responsibility for the acts of individuals employed by the company." Full release: www.justice.gov/usao-ndca/pr...

25 years

The issue with sending staff members on a plane to test jet lag is that they didn’t account for Puka Nacua playing Kick streams at full volume and going “YOO HO HO! YOU VIOLATED!” every 5 minutes

We are legally obligated to post this message announcing the recall of InfoWars Cats For Men™ Cat Food For Men™.

I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours

there used to be a time where this person would be cancelled out of society altogether. not anymore.

i spend a lot of my time each day in Microsoft Fucking Sharepoint so i'm not exactly unsympathetic when guys overcalibrate from a few good claude responses and start shouting from the rooftops that AI will free us from the shackles of corporate tech stack tyranny. but i don't think it's true

All the Canadian alcohol products the Trump admin says it will ban starting 9/29/26: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Why is our head of government making a PragerU video

good morning mr president, we have that ai video of you playing quarterback in the super bowl that youve been demanding but we need to reiterate once again that we have 11 days of oil left

I can't believe we were saying the law firm of Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz was washed

Half of my friends from college are Bugs Bunny

the answer to "why has this person become a high profile terf" is so often "oh right you have a personality disorder!"