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Don’t throw out old pyjamas. Collect as many pairs as you can, and in the middle of the night spread them out on Pete Hegseth’s front lawn so that when he wakes up he’ll think he missed the Rapture.

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

I feel like I'm going mad: Henry Nowak's killer has been sentenced to life in prison with a 21-year minimum. The whole process took less than six months. There were grave errors on the night. But how does this possibly evidence two-tier justice? www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-o...

Is your teen texting about Krautrock??? Know the slang: • DTF = Damo's the funkiest • NGL = Neu! goes loud • OMG = Oooooh motorik grooves! • FFS = Faust’s fucking stupendous • TMI = Tago Mago's incredible • TGIF = These Germans is freaky • CHEUGY = Can has excellent unbelievable grooves

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

"My house made out of wood shavings and fireworks being on fire is exactly what the fire brigade wants."

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‘I’m sorry if you feel your child was eaten by a shark’

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. You’ll be doing well to spot 12 deliberate mistakes. From Treasure magazine, 1963 Official answers coming soon (Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)

I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.

Merry Extra Large Pork Pie

For reference. I might print this out and hang it in my house:

I’m sure Matt Goodwin will be along shortly to tell us all whether LNER Customer Service Host Samir Zitouni counts as British or not. news.sky.com/story/train-...

By cutting all my chewing gum in half I saved four pounds last year, which I have put towards a deposit on a house

Kinnock is one of the finest proponents of progressive thought in this country and the best prime minister we never had.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?” “Because that’s what they are” @vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference. #Newsnight

Tell me where is fancy bred, Or in the heart or in the head?

I remember, when I was a small boy in the 1960s, saying "Dad, what's an anachronism?", and he simply replied "Google it".

I’ll never understand why people buy dogs from breeders when growing your own is free and far more rewarding.

only around a decade to go until another PM thinks "I know, I should hire Peter Mandelson"

one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar

Beat bands, St George's Plateau, Liverpool, 1964, photo by Astrid Kirchherr and Max Scheler.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there.

Genius

The best day of the week for sneezing is a Tuesday.

The News.

The Daily Mail complaining that immigrants have not the English too well. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Oh, you’re not self-centered? So whose name do you write when you try out a brand new pen? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

The one about once playing pool with Sue Pollard, and the one about serving Jason Orange in the big Boots in Manchester city centre.

Television presenters get more money than radio presenters because TV always adds a few pounds.

Can’t remember who recommended this now, but it’s lovely stuff. The sheer random chance of his career - and a song about bin night! Something for everyone

I support this common sense suggestion

If I was Trump, I wouldn’t let thousands of angry people with military hardware walk past me on my birthday.

Happy 97th birthday to Tom Lehrer, who confirmed his status as a Great Man a few years ago by releasing all his work into the public domain. tomlehrersongs.com

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

The former ambassador to Denmark for the United States, Rufus Gifford, posted this video on his Facebook account: Ht: @hpsc24.bsky.social

Elon Musk's tales of woe with the addition of the Our Tune theme.

Movie idea - a reboot of Independence Day in which the President of the United States (Donald Trump) sides with the alien invaders.

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯

You may think I love correcting people, but you're wrong.