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I've been saying it ALL YEAR - Brian Schmetzer was gonna win us another trophy! We've got 4 data points now, it's a fucking lock for 2028.

Solidarity with the Rose City Riveters and (begrudgingly) Timbers Army for this. Fuck these transphobic bigots. Vote No on I-638 if you live in WA

JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

It's just a joke, it's just a joke, it's just a joke

Sick of people saying this is a kickflip. Besides the fact that its fake as hell, this is only a half spin while a kick flip is a full rotation. Theres no flip here, just a rotation back ground. Bullshit stuff here

Never forget that Carmen Best tweeted about the death of child rapist, Mary Kay Letourneau, saying that she was, "sad about this."

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

a shadow falls over the port of virginia. the longshoremen halt their work and gaze up- it's donald trump, piloting the fully-armed and operational triumphal arch as the first missiles strike a tower of shipping containers, a voice booms over the port: "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

mmygod

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

Elizabeth Holmes put on a fake Steve Jobs voice and a turtle neck, now she got cosmetic surgery to look like a cartoon mouse from a Don bluth movie

Why do i have to keep waking up everyday? Do things ever get easier, cause they just feel harder every day

I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

I forgot

Again, if you can only refer to one of the words by the 1st letter - THATS THE WORSE WORD. No one needs an even theoretic "clanker pass." I dont think its great people want to use a slur for the computer but its not that fucking deep

This is a labor issue. If the WNBA’s personnel aren’t safe in the workplace, then it’s management’s job to correct the issue. Our frame of reference for all these leagues is scripted prestige tv bc we’re always talking storylines and bc of that we’re not thinking in terms of real, everyday issues.

These are tough times. But refusing to sell out to Generative AI, transphobia, and fascism is more valuable than anything right now.

At a Thrice show in like 2012, the band mentioned something about supporting Kony 2012. I booed pretty loudly, and got a lot of stares for it, but, by god was I right.

Jesus christ, what a fucking idiot Police unions are not the same as actual Unions for workers. The police are the arm of violence of the state - they do not need a union to ensure they are treated and compensated fairly. How the hell so people like this tie their shoes, or so the laundry?

Why and how is there still an Adderall shortage? Every fucking month, its the same goddamn thing and no one ever has any idea when they might get more in. I have to get a new fucking script every month, and yet, they cant be fucking assed to actually make the fucking meds. I hate this country

rt to hold space 4 gamers #space4gamers

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

This is a rite of passage as a local, especially as a field trip in may.

you're a shade of your former self bro lowkey but it was good to catch up! never call me

The Sounders and Mariners are playing simultaneously tonight in what I can only guess is an effort to finally kill me

Honey dears, be alert! my automatic writing sessions have produced a dire warning for one of you : Named Caroline : you cannot lose your virginity at Disney World! Entertain this fantasy no longer #WillOfTheSpirits #CarolineAdvice #Caroline

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

As always @valdevia.art is killing it with thier monster stories. This is another great one. Make sure to read the alt text, it provides great context

sorry for not being clairvoyant about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy. there was simply no way to know about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy

fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby

"TERMINATOR"

What a fucking game - so excited for Morocco to get to the quarter finals!

"I'm not making this up." Reader, they did, in fact, totally make it up.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

My niche as a potential romantic partner was always, "lesbians last attempt." Seems like a decent spot to be in if men writ large don't do some fucking changing

I hope people are aware SBG is a good show, but this might be the best single episode yet. Using Shelob as an anchor to draw a line from Homer to Milton to Tolkien as it feels like one host is teaching a class, in the same episode with MPREG Frodo. That's what podcasts are for.

The GPU is not your enemy. The GPU was intended to channel magic smoke into the drawing of triangles, the virtuous shape. Evil men devised wicked shapes that should never have been drawn, and have used their influence to hoard the GPUs and twist the magic smoke toward the shape of their perversions.

Sounds like Seattle